It is, perhaps, a sad commentary on the celebrity style pickins this Monday that our normally scheduled T Lo’s Happy, Gentle, Aesthetically Pleasing Fun Time is being pre-empted for Miss Julianne, returning to form:
Lately, she’s been stepping outside her normal, decade-long obsession with black-and-white dresses and the same damn pair of shoes, but here she is. as Julianne as ever.
To be fair, the dress is way too simple, but it’s not totally weird or awkward, which tended to be the issues with her rigid style choices. Aside from the rigidity of said choices, of course. But this is attempting a form of sleek minimalism, which makes it not one of her worst attempts. Yes, that is incredibly faint praise. It’s the best we can do, considering she looks like she’s wearing a hospital gown with a cardigan over it.
We kind of love the head-styling, though. And we should warn you that this whole “Ladystar reverting to form” thing will be something of a theme today. We’ve got two more stuck-back-in-their-ruts gals coming up later today.
Givenchy Black and White Cape-Sleeve Dress from the Spring 2018 Collection
[Photo Credit: Vince Flores/startraksphoto.com, INSTARImages, vogue.com – Video Credit: Paramount Pictures via YouTube.com]