Jessica Chastain Vexes Us at ELLE’s 2017 Women in Hollywood Celebration

Posted on October 17, 2017

Kittens, there’s nothing so classically stylish as a white oxford shirt paired with a full skirt and accessorized lightly. There’s something low-key confident about it, as well as drop-dead chic. We always considered it the kind of look almost impossible to get wrong.

Which is why we shrieked like two terrified little girls when we clapped eyes on this:

No, really. We literally screamed. We’re not proud of it, but we like to frame it less as a response from two silly histrionic queens and more as the natural and expected response from two queens with taste.

Sorry, but we absolutely detest that skirt. Maybe there’s a way to style it well, since we’re not generally opposed to a little bit o’ latex or PVC in your style rotation, so long as it’s deployed well. But we don’t like the color at all, don’t think the shape is the right one for the textile, and are thisclose to having fainting fits because she’s also sporting clear plastic straps on her shoes. Kittens, that’s just too much for our delicate constitutions.

 

 

Style Credits:
Calvin Klein Collection Ensemble Featuring a White Shirt and a Latex Skirt from the Spring 2018 Collection

[Photo Credit: INSTARImages]

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