Kittens, we are torn over so many things here:
The first of the issues we face is our longstanding hatred of (with accompanying vow to destroy) turtlenecks. No, no. Don’t try to talk us out of it, darlings. We are firm. We are judgmental. We hate them.
But by all means, continue to wear yours.
Our next issue is that we love Miss Jenna too much to foist our knitwear-condom biases on her. We would feel cruel and heartless if we did so, which is why we tend to keep most of our neck-sock hatred to ourselves, silently judging, lest we incur the wrath of the warm-necked.
On the other hand, this is all sparkly and Jennarific and very dancer-appropriate. You see our dilemma here. Come. Rescue us from the hell we’ve created for ourselves.
Jenna Dewan’s Sparkle-Turtle-Dancer Dress:
IN or OUT?
Azzaro Couture Black Mini Dress with Embellished Sleeves and Neckline from the Fall 2017 Collection
Giuseppe Zanotti Swarovski Crystal Embellished Leather Sandals
[Photo Credit: Evans Vestal Ward/NBC, Vince Flores/startraksphoto.com, Courtesy of Azzaro Couture, saksfifthavenue.com]