Tara Reid and Ian Ziering at the “Sharknado 5: Global Swarming” Premiere Because God Hates Us

Posted on August 07, 2017

You know what’s really sad? This isn’t a case of “There’s nothing else happening today so we might as well feature these two.” This is us, cynically jumping on the Sharknado bandwagon with the back-up argument of “This one got pretty good reviews!” at the ready.

Ah, hell. Let’s judge them.

 

Vegas wedding.

Nothing else need be said. Now if you don’t mind, we both have Silkwood Showers scheduled for later this morning.

 

 

 

Life is meaningless.

 

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