We have been trying FOREVER to dance around our real feelings in re: the matter of Miss Jenny Slate’s style choices. It’s time to just cut through the noise and bullshit and state things clearly.
Sweetie? NO. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances. Not even a MODEL could. Put it back. Start over. Let’s ask some hard questions.
We feel like we would be saying a lot of phrases along these lines if we were ever to go dress-picking with her.
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