Let’s wrap this week up by yelling at all the celebs who failed to make the grade! Yes, that’s probably cruel, but we console ourselves with the idea that none of this really matters in the end!
It’s a skin-tight, strapless vinyl dress and it’s probably the classiest thing we’ve seen her in all year.
Your face tells the tale, dear. No need for us to come in and remind you that you look like you tied rags around yourself.
Pretty. The brassy-toned sandals are an interesting choice.
Brooke, maybe no one told you this, but the photogs take your whole picture on the red carpet. Including your feet.
Those are NOT your shoes, lady.
Great color, but we’re not loving the satiny ruffles. And we realize everyone who stars on Claws has to sport attention-seeking manis and pedis, we can’t sign off on those toes. We had to blow up the picture just to see what was happening there.
Pretty and chic. Not new or fresh but we’ll take it.
Still don’t think the Targaryen hair works for him, but the jacket and kicks are nice.
Considering it’s a – and you should say the following words out loud to get the full effect – red lace, puffy-sleeved, off-the-shoulder jumpsuit, it’s not really all that bad.
This was apparently the week that all of celebrity ladykind should’ve worn pumps, apparently. A whole lotta dicey feet sitches going on.
He’s adorable, but he could not possibly be dressed any blander. You need a little more oomph in your style, mister.
Betty Ford, circa 1976.
At least the pedi’s not bad.
A yawn in human form.
That seems about right.
It’s a sparkly gown on an adorable gal and it’s got bunnies on it. We are legally prevented from doing anything but loving it.
Cute romper, but the shoes are kind of ugly, no?
Serving us pure Shelley O realness.
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