Sometimes, a shopping addict like Lorenzo can find inspiration from the simplest things, darlings. Demi Moore steps out sporting a highly mismatched but nonetheless fabulous pineapple clutch and suddenly lightbulbs are going off all over the place in the vicinity of Lorenzo’s head. “You know what?” they whispered in his ear. “You’ve been seeing a LOT of super-cute and fabulous pineapple stuff in retail fashion lately, haven’t you?” And thus, the whispering lightbulbs of inspiration planted their seed.
Or something. We confess, it all got a bit away from us there at the end. We’ll start again.
Kittens! Pineapples are FUN, FABULOUS and ON-TREND! Lorenzo went WILD! LET’S GO SHOPPING!
SO MUCH CUTENESS! SO MANY PINEAPPLES! Darling, can you even stand it?
Hyperbole, salesmanship and overuse of exclamation points aside, there really are some super-cute and even elegant examples of the popular pineapple motif to be found here. They wouldn’t be on the list if Lo didn’t love them, but when forced to call out a few faves, he noted that adorable Draper James dress (way to go, Miss Reese), that sassy little ASOS number, the fabulous D&G offerings (of course), the chic little House of Holland skirt, every single one of the totes, and the Tory Burch espadrilles.
So how about it, ladies? Feel like adding a little pineapple punch to the mix?
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