Katy Perry Keeps Trying, Bless Her Heart

Posted on July 07, 2017

Katy Perry is spotted leaving Caviar Kaspia Restaurant in Paris, France.

 

Man, we don’t want to keep on being bitches about it (FAR too late for THAT), but…

 


What even IS this?

It’s all so … what is the phrase? Faux-tasteful? It’s like it gives the appearance at first glance of being elegant and perhaps even a bit sophisticated, but then you realize it’s not working at all. The bag and shoes are complete left-field choices that have little to do with the dress and nothing to do with each other. As for the frock, it’s a “nude,” knit dress with a turtleneck and a cape. A knit cape. She’s literally dragging an afghan around behind her in June.

Katy, go home. Think about this. Regroup. Fire someone.

 

Style Credits:
Elisabetta Franchi Knit Cape Dress from the Fall 2017 Collection
Chanel Clutch

[Photo Credit: INSTARimages.com, elisabettafranchi.com]

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