Heidi Klum Does Not Have The Eye of the Tiger Out and About in NYC

Posted on June 30, 2017

Darlings, as we head into a serious slow-down period in that overlap between the celebrity and fashion worlds for the next couple of days, we’re spending most of today cleaning out old sidewalk sashay pics we meant to get to earlier in the week. Up first, Miss Heidi, doing her best to make us look like assholes for praising her street style:

 

 

No, Frau Supermodel. Not even you.

We’ve been a little flexible on the pajama trend. Given all the right elements in the mix, it can sometimes work really well. We’re wondering if the style works less well on tall statuesque Amazonian model types. Then again, it’s hard to ignore how ugly this ensemble is. That color is awful on her. And Heidi was never the type to give a shit if her street bag matched her street outfit (which we kind of loved sometimes) but it feels like this choice is deliberately as mismatched as she could make it. Given her uncharacteristically stoic expression, we suspect she knew this look wasn’t working for her, undid a couple buttons, and picked a bag to pull as much focus as possible.

It didn’t work, dear.

 

Style Credits:
Ganni ‘Iona’ Ensemble Featuring a Red and Black Printed Stretch-silk Satin Shirt and Matching Pants

[Photo Credit: DARA KUSHNER/INSTARimages.com, Curtis Means/ACE PICTURES/INSTARimages.com, net-a-porter.com]

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