Armie Hammer Fails the Simplest of Tasks at the “Cars 3” World Premiere

Posted on June 12, 2017

Armie.

What is this?

Aside from the fact that you’re like eleven feet tall, you are operating on a fairly low difficulty setting when it comes to conventional menswear. A tall, thin, handsome blue-eyed blonde guy should be pretty much skipping gaily through the world of style, without a care in the world.

But that’s probably our predilection for skipping gaily ourselves.

At any rate, your one difficulty – tallness – isn’t really an issue here since everything seems to fit you fairly well. The suit in particular is pretty sweet, all things considered. It’s the way you styled it that confuses us. A blue suit with an even darker blue shirt with a brown knit tie and light brown shoes? What is going on here? Why are you so committed to this brown thing?

Switch out the shirt for a crisp white, find a much darker shade of brown for your feet, and get rid of that horrible tie.

AND SHAVE YA DAMN NECK.

 

Style Credits:
Burberry Two-Button Suit
Montblanc Watch
Christian Louboutin Shoes

[Photo Credit: INSTARimages.com, Getty Images]

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