Friday Leftovers for the Week of May 7, 2017

Posted on May 12, 2017

Darlings, down your Red Bull, roll up your sleeves, and get your judging pants on, because it’s time to unload all the stars who poledanced in a mediocre way this week. Yes, it’s our Friday Leftovers – a rapidfire driveby bitch session on the topic of all the looks not interesting enough for more than a sentence.

Are you ready. Warmed up and lubricated or whatever? Then we’ll begin.

 

 

Aisha Tyler in Zara

Cute, but stiff!

 

Annabelle Wallis in Loewe

NO! Not at all, lady!

 

AnnaSophia Robb in Jonathan Cohen

Pretty colors but a bit nightgowny!

 

Carrie Coon in Christopher Bu

The shoulders ruffles are as big a NO as the belt!

 

 

Christian Slater

Funeral director!

 

 

Christina Milian in Zeena Zaki

Generic – except for the horrible shoes!

 

 

Danielle Brooks in Urban Zen

Kinda cool, but too tight up top and too goofy on the bottom!

 

 

Diane Lane

Respectable!

 

 

Elisabeth Moss and Alexis Bledel

Business-like!

 

 

Ewan McGregor

Way under-dressed!

 

 

Freida Pinto in Dior

Chic AF!

 

 

Hermione Corfield in Alessandra Rich

WAY too precious!

 

Jennifer Morrison

Love the hair but the dress is generic and Minnie Mouse wants her shoes back!

 

 

Kate Bosworth in Dior

Looks eerily like a mannequin!

 

 

Laura Dern in Dior

Love you lady but no fucking way!

 

 

Monica Bellucci

She wears this every time she goes out, we think!

 

 

Naya Rivera

Over-ruffled!

 

 

Nick Jonas in Dior

Nicky Tryhard nailed it!

 

 

Orlando Bloom

Insurance executive!

 

 

Perrey Reeves

Sure, okay!

 

 

Poppy Delevingne in Elie Saab

Kinda fabulous, we hate to admit it!

 

Peace out, girl scouts!

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, INSTARImages.com]

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