Darlings, the stars, the sort-of stars, and the soon-to-be-stars all came out to poledance for the CW’s fall lineup. They are practically begging for your attention. Won’t you give?
While we love the chorus girl shoes, we’re afraid we have to inform you that you’re wearing a pillow sham, dear.
Love the hair, but you really didn’t need to match it with a pair of tacky sandals.
Fun and fresh. Not everyone can pull off the mega-pants trend, but she’s crushing it.
Pretty and romantic, but slightly too dressy. At least she’s not overdone in the styling.
This, too, will do. Who knew the CW boys had such knacks for suit-wearing?
Nice enough, but a bit generic.
Switch the bra out for a white cami, tank or bralette and this would be pretty cute.
It looks a little bit like the ladies room of an expensive restaurant, but that’s a fun print. We’d have waved her away from the matchy shoes, though.
We literally yelped out loud when we got to the elf feet. Girl, what the hell.
Someone doesn’t have honest people in her life who’ll tell her the hard truths when she needs to hear them.
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