The Cast of “Feud: Bette and Joan” at the Lincoln Center Finale Screening

Posted on April 19, 2017

The ladies of Feud: Bette and Joan came out to Lincoln Center last night to screen the finale and soak up the accolades. Shall we judge them, darlings? We shall, but because we love them, we will do so gently.

Jessica Lange

Serving up Mildred Pierce realness. We honestly wouldn’t recommend any lady wear a plain black suit on the red carpet, because they simply don’t photograph well, but Miss Jessica can do whatever she wants. It’s not like this is the Oscars or anything.

 

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Miss DeHavilland does not approve of your pants-wearing, young lady.

We love the idea here, but it’s all a bit too slouchy. And the exposed bra or cami underneath just feels like an attempt to sex up a look that could’ve been pretty chic.

 

Alison Wright

She’s adorable and her purse-posing is cute, but the shoulders and neckline here are not doing her any favors. It’s an oddly shaped, un-photogenic frock.

 

 

Jackie Hoffman

Love that she got a chance to get out of those awful maid’s togs and get dressed up. The shape and style are perfect for her, but just like Alison’s dress, the neckline is way too high and the sleeves are set a little oddly.

 

 

Susan Sarandon

We are fully supportive of her embrace of flat heels, but she insists on wearing clown shoes with her ensembles. These might look cute with jeans or something, but they just look silly with a blue suit.

Is the world – or her head – going to explode if we point out she’s working Hillary Chic right now?

 

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, InstarImages.com]

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