Here is our bitchy driveby assessment, because we’re kind of annoyed and don’t want to waste too many words. Are you ready? Then we’ll begin.
She’s in a see-through tutu, showing off her panties, and he looks like he reeks of pot and hasn’t showered in days. Feh.
We don’t have a problem with her look. It’s cute, if twee. He looks gross, though. Not gonna sugarcoat it. For all we know, he’s scrubbed clean and living the macrobiotic lifestyle or whatever, but he looks like he just rolled out of a 4-day bender. Grooming is an actual thing, Evan.
Philosophy di Lorenzo Plumetis Lace Dress with Embellished Detail from the Fall 2017 Collection
Tabitha Simmons Black Pumps
[Photo Credit: Getty Images, IMAXTree]