As you no doubt remember, if you’ve been hanging on our every word these past 11 years, we kind of have an issue with stars over-posing on a red carpet. Just stand there, smile, and look like you’re thrilled to be wearing a bunch of tight, borrowed clothes. Anything else – blowing kisses, making out with your partner, finger guns – they’re all big NOs according to T Lo.
But goodness, this doesn’t seem to be bothering us at all, for some reason:
It’s a mystery.
We just felt like typing that. Anyway…
While we very much appreciate Dave for planting the image of an ice cream parlor full of bodybuilder waiters in adorable old-timey newsboy getups in our heads, we’re afraid we’re going to have to call this one out for being just a little too precious for our tastes.
We think you could take everything he’s wearing, put it on a much smaller guy (Elijah Wood), and have it all work, for the most part. But when you’ve got a big meaty head and neck like that, the little newsboy cap and tiny (in comparison) bow tie look a little silly. Ditch the cap and put on a tie. Also, consider relaxing the size just a bit. We’re not really supposed to see your abs and underpecs through a shirt and vest. But thank you for showing them anyway.
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