Alright, Fashionable Women, listen up. We’ve been putting off dealing with your no-doubt highly fashionable style choices all week, because the celebrity industrial complex decided to blast us in the face with red carpetry this weekend.
But no more, ladies-who-are-fashionable. The time has come.
Cute! No complaints.
This is not the bitchy start we were hoping for.
It’s very “Ann Margret Does Vegas” but since that’s kind of her schtick, we think we dig it.
Put on kitten-heeled pumps, for God’s sake. Your feet look angry.
Bad pose, not-great hair, but cute dress.
We swear the people at Gucci are deliberately putting aside the stuff least suited for her. It’s actually not a terrible dress, but it absolutely doesn’t belong on her. And those shoes need to be launched into space.
Except for the sleeves.
Honestly, it’s a silly dress.
Very pretty, but more suited for Helen Mirren than her.
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