Felicity Jones Opts for Dull at the “Rogue One: A Star Wars Story” London Premiere

Posted on December 14, 2016

 

Miss Felicity, this is distressing to us.

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And you’re right, Felicity. It is a fairly awful choice for a red carpet. It’s flimsy and awkward and it’s the color of dirty linens.

Okay, fine. It’s “lavender.” But that is the dingiest pastel we’ve ever seen. Granted, we might just be seeing it as a drearier color than it is because the dress is basically depression in garment form. Seriously, what is with that hem? This is Couture? This is glamour? This is a movie star at the premiere of the biggest film of her career?

Girl, you showed such promise in Tokyo. Did you decide Europe couldn’t handle color or style? Did those interesting dresses scare you somehow, forcing you to run straight for blandness?

This is not how we want our glamorous rebel fighters to appear on red carpets, darling. Please course-correct.

Style Credits:
Giambattista Valli Lavender Embroidered Gown from the Fall 2016 Couture Collection

[Photo Credit: Tim P. Whitby/Getty Images, IMAXTree]

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