Darlings, immediately following these pictures you will find our inital, verbatim, in unison blurted-out 4-word response to this look. As you scroll down, see if you can guess it! You probably won’t, though. But in trying, you will momentarily escape whatever shitstorm might be happening in the middle of your day just to lose yourself in something utterly trivial and ridiculous for a moment. It’s a healing thing.
Are you ready? Please center yourself, take a deep breath, and meditate on the following, while trying to divine our thoughts on the matter:
“She thinks she’s cute.”
There may have been a grunt or a “Hmph” in there, but we don’t count that as a word.
Girl, no offense, but even you need to put a little more effort in than this. You look like you’re about to be baptized in a kiddy pool on a religious compound. You’ll find this pattern in the Butterick section, under “Rapture Dresses.”
Okay, fine. We’ll say something nice. The head styling really is cute, and it could work with a minimalist white gown, but that thing is entirely too generic and bland.
Calvin Klein Long-Sleeve Gown with a V-Neck Detail
Tiffany & Co. Jewelry
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