Darlings, it’s a celebrity backpatting-fest with “Style” in the title of the event! WE HAVE FREE REIGN TO BE TOTAL BITCHES NOW.
Hit it, you stylish ones!
Hmph. Well this kind of puts a dent in our plans for being bitches. It’s a little heavy and upholsterial (which we can’t believe is not a word when it clearly should be), but it’s unique, seasonally appropriate (which is a rarity at this time of year) and perfectly suited to her. It just needs to be fitted better, without about half the sleeve fabric sliced off.
FINE, FAUX-AMY ADAMS. YOU LOOK GOOD TOO.
Dammit. Didn’t anyone show up looking like ass?
He didn’t shave. He’s a monster.
Wow. No one slummed for this one, did they? Except for Jon Hamm and his non-shaved face.
Credit for making a dress as unforgiving as this work, but the fringe at the cuffs and hem is awful. Also: those bland pumps make us sad.
The fit in the bust is a little off, but this is working a lot better than we’d expect it to. She needs a bit of jewelry to set it off, but the perfectly styled head is doing a bang-up job of elevating this from being a pretty night gown.
Lady, you get all the credit in the world for picking a pink velvet suit. It’s just that we can’t give you as much credit for making it work for you.
Pretty and quietly sophisticated. Dammit. These stars were entirely too tasteful.
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