2016 InStyle Awards Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on October 26, 2016

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Darlings, it’s a celebrity backpatting-fest with “Style” in the title of the event! WE HAVE FREE REIGN TO BE TOTAL BITCHES NOW.

Hit it, you stylish ones!

 

 

Dita Von Teese in Ulyana Sergeenko
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Hmph. Well this kind of puts a dent in our plans for being bitches. It’s a little heavy and upholsterial (which we can’t believe is not a word when it clearly should be), but it’s unique, seasonally appropriate (which is a rarity at this time of year) and perfectly suited to her. It just needs to be fitted better, without about half the sleeve fabric sliced off.

 

Isla Fisher in Tom Ford
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FINE, FAUX-AMY ADAMS. YOU LOOK GOOD TOO.

Dammit. Didn’t anyone show up looking like ass?

 

 

Jon Hamm in Tom Ford
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He didn’t shave. He’s a monster.

 

Laura Dern in Tom Ford
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Wow. No one slummed for this one, did they? Except for Jon Hamm and his non-shaved face.

Credit for making a dress as unforgiving as this work, but the fringe at the cuffs and hem is awful. Also: those bland pumps make us sad.

 

 

Olivia Culpo in Galvan
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The fit in the bust is a little off, but this is working a lot better than we’d expect it to. She needs a bit of jewelry to set it off, but the perfectly styled head is doing a bang-up job of elevating this from being a pretty night gown.

 

 

Rita Wilson in Tom Ford
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Lady, you get all the credit in the world for picking a pink velvet suit. It’s just that we can’t give you as much credit for making it work for you.

 

 

Sarah Hyland in Carolina Herrera
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Pretty and quietly sophisticated. Dammit. These stars were entirely too tasteful.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images, Jonathan Leibson/Getty Images]

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