Ricky Martin attends the Giorgio Armani show during Milan Men’s Fashion Week Spring 2017 in Milan, Italy.
Ricky? Don’t say a word. Just give us a sign that you’re being held against your will and we’ll get you some help.
Ah, the sunglasses move. Very slick. Stay put. We’ll send help. And some matches so you can burn that entire horrifying outfit as soon as we get you extracted.
Giorgio Armani Shirt with Zipper Detailing and Wide-Leg Pants from the Spring 2016 Collection
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