“Still Alice” and “The Hunger Games” actress Julianne Moore attends the 2016 Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California.
And now, a short one-act play starring two famous fashion bloggers.
T: Did you see Julianne Moore? JESUS.
Lo: I know. It’s such a shame.
T: What? That she has no taste? That she’s insane? That she’s clearly color-blind?
Lo: No, it’s a shame, because if you look at the runway shot, it’s a gorgeous dress. It just doesn’t suit her.
T: Okay, let me go look.
Lo: You’re a philistine.
T: Maybe, but I know enough to stay away from acid-puke greens.
Lo: God! Why can’t you just —
T: Oh, here we go.
Darlings, we’d put this up to a vote, but Tom doesn’t want to embarrass Lorenzo by the obvious expected outcome.
Givenchy Green Embellished Halter Gown Featuring Cutouts and Crocodile Leather Detail from the Spring 2016 Couture Collection
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