Miss Universe 2015, Part 4: Freak-Flag Flying Fun Gals!

Posted on December 21, 2015

And for our final wrapup, a salute to those weird girls who just had to go their own way on things. We think we love them most of all.

 

Miss Curacao
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“What am I? HAHAHA! You do not know. Why? Because you are drunk.

Curacao! HAHAHA!”

 

Miss Austria
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“That’s right, cishet scum. Squirm in your seats because YOU WANT THIS.

Obviously, I’m not here to win this thing.”

 

Miss Cayman Islands
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“I’m coral. That’s it, really. That’s the costume. ‘Come to the Caymans. We have coral.’

What do you want from me? This shit is stupid.”

 

Miss Malaysia
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“Bitch, I told you; you gotta sell that shit. Look: I’m the QUEEN OF CORAL! ‘Under the sea! Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter!’ HAHAHAHAHA! Sexy marine invertebrates!

See? Like that.

 

Miss Ukraine
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“Go ahead and sing and dance for attention if you must. Ukraine bakes bread. Is enough.”

 

Miss Honduras
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“Honduras would like to take this moment to remind you all that you’re going to die. And then a dragon will probably eat you.”

 

Miss Hungary
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“Because Hungary believes women are a puzzle with a crotch!”

 

Miss Ireland
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“Ireland. On the outside, I am a modern druidic pagan priestess. Inside, I’m Riverdance on acid.”

 

Miss Thailand
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“Because Thailand believes a woman is a long-haul vehicle with boobs!”

 

Miss Spain
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“I have NO IDEA. They just told me to put it on and hold on to my dignity as best I can.”

 

Miss Netherlands
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“Hi.

Don’t you want to come inside The Netherlands?”

 

Miss Guatemala
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“Jesus, girl. Pump your brakes. And this is me talking.”

 

Miss Kosovo
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“Kosovo has no need for showy costumes or sex appeal. Instead, we choose to cosplay as the stars of our own night-time soap operas.”

 

Miss New Zealand
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“Two can play that game, Kosovo. And I’d just watch myself if I were you, Missy. You’ve made an enemy tonight.”

 

Miss Myanmar
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“Please. If you just let me finish my song, this will all make sense.”

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Richard D. Salyer, Patrick Prather]

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