Miss Universe 2015, Part 2: Good Girls and Supervillains!

Posted on December 21, 2015

Part 1 is here, darlings. In Part 2, various good and morally upright young women band together in fear of The Legion of Evil Vamps.

 

 

Miss Bulgaria
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“Hello! I am good girl, like all Bulgarian women. I honor my mother by wearing this costume and my grandmother because we used her notions basket to make it.”

 

Miss India
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“HAHAHA! Miss India LAUGHS at weak Bulgarian girls. My golden leaf snake eats folk costumes for breakfast! HAHAHAHAHA!”

 

Miss Czech Republic
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“I feel so pretty when I’m drained of any sinful colors.”

 

Miss Croatia
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“Please. You must realize. I am good girl. Homosexual men insisted I wear this. They say I am bad girl deep down but I think they are just shallow bitches who have the anonymous sex.”

 

Miss Albania
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“Give it a rest, Croatia. There’s nothing wrong with a red dress. Now, a red dress with a big fucking eagle on it, that shit is BADASS.”

 

Miss Paraguay
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“Yeeeeesssss, girls. That’s it. Fight amongst yourselves. Feel the anger building as I wield my Mighty Staff With a Big Red Blob on it. Paraguay will emerge victorious astride the smoking ruins of your silly folk costumes and outmoded moral codes.”

 

 Miss Greece
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“LALALALALA GREECE CHOOSES NOT TO HEAR ANYTHING UNPLEASANT.”

 
Miss France
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*mic drop*

 

Miss Italy
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“Behold! I am the Empress of Italian Tile Flooring! KNEEL BEFORE ME! On your cheap, unItalian floors, which are no doubt going to ruin your knees and cause back problems. MWA-HAHAHAHA!”

 

Miss South Africa
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“South Africa will bow to no cheap Italian floor-monger! TO ME, SHIELD-WOMEN!”

 

Miss Korea
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“So… uh… yeah. Here’s my dress. It’s … pretty big and … traditional, I guess.”

 

Miss Indonesia
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The Warrior Queen of Indonesia cannot deal with simpering girls in sensible dresses right now. Kill them all.”

 

Miss Lebanon
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“ALAKAZAM, Indonesia. You are now a boring old lady.

Oh, I’m sorry. Someone already seems to have cast that spell on you.”

 

Miss Slovak
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“You guys, I don’t want any trouble. I just want to wear my pretty dress and my flower crown and represent my family, country and God, okay? We don’t have to fight.”

 

Miss Vietnam
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“There, there, Miss Slovak. No good will come of histrionics. So long as you do not interfere with the will of Lady Vietnam, we shall have no need to quarrel and I will not be forced to us my mind powers on you. Now, I believe my henchmen will take over from here.”

 

Miss Norway
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“Miss Bulgaria’s a slut!”

 

[Photo Credit: Richard D. Salyer, Patrick Prather]

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