VMAs 2015: The Stage

Posted on August 31, 2015

And now, let us move on momentarily to the stage wear portion of the VMAs, which tends to make the already cracktastic fashion of the VMAs red carpet look like folk costumes in comparison.

Nicki Minaj
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This was FLAMAZING. Serving up pure “Miss Universe National Costume” realness. We think what most impressed us were her showgirl skills. Her head never once wobbled under the weight of that headdress, no matter how much she was dancing and moving.

 

Taylor Swift
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To be honest, we were shocked she agreed to be dressed up like a backup singer to Nicki’s main act. Good for her for the lack of ego.

 

Demi Lovato
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Kinda loved it. She looks like a sex superhero.

 

And now, Miley. We didn’t really love any of her costume changes, but we were impressed she utilized so many high end designers for her stagewear.

 

Miley Cyrus
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Tacky-ass fun.

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More tacky-ass fun.

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Check the label on those pants, girl. They’re so cheap-looking that we’re pretty sure it reads “Versaci” or something like that. Also: why do you always dress like you’re mad at your tits?

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If it had been an actual rainbow flag design, we could’ve gotten behind it, but apparently Agatha Ruiz de la Prada didn’t do her research.

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All we can think is how painful it must have been to rip the tape off. And now most of you ladies are wincing and grabbing your areas in sympathy, aren’t you?

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Top half okay; bottom half just plain weird.

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We love how dubious some of the audience members facial expressions are. “Yay. We’re looking up Miley Cyrus’s ass.”

P.S.: This is horrible.

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Whatever. Someone needs to tell her about how unfascinating her crotch is to the rest of us.

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This is actually a lot of fun.

2015-MTV-Video-Music-Awards-Show-Press-Room-Fashion-Costumes-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (13)Henry Holland

Do WHAT?

Is there, like, an audience for her schtick? We’re asking. She must be doing something right.

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Aw, we can’t hate a girl who loves herself some RuPaul’s Drag Race. But those queens all look like they could snap her in two with just their tongues and bitchfaces.

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