These two are living proof of the dictum that you don’t have to be stylish if you’re hot and everyone wants to have sex with you.
That was so DELICIOUSLY bitchy that we’re almost a little proud of ourselves right now, darlings! Can we take a moment?
Okay, we’re back. Here’s the thing: they look really, really good here.
Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara attend Hublot presents a private dinner in celebration of Joe Manganiello’s July/August Cover of Haute Living Los Angeles in Malibu, California. Sofia Vergara is wearing an Alexander McQueen embossed cut out flower jacquard tank top and matching skirt paired with a Christian Dior bag and Christian Louboutin knotted pumps.
But that’s because these looks really, really suit them, not because they’re particularly interesting or stylish. Oh sure, there’s style here in the sense that you should always know your strengths and play to them most of the time. But you take these clothes off these bodies and they instantly go generic. Especially his. He looks like a Secret Service agent on a bender. A super-hot one, to be sure.
We’re not gonna hate on hers too hard, though. It really is a nice ensemble that suits her very well. And since she’s the more famous one and she’s there at a party in his honor, it says good things about her instincts that she’s kept things clean and toned down, while still remaining recognizably her. Also: that’s a pretty hot bag. Those platforms look dated to us, but we honestly don’t know what other options she has if she’s posing next to him for publicity photos. Either she straps on the 2010 stiletto platforms or she comes up to his nipple in all the pictures.
[Photo Credit: Getty Images, farfetch.com, Christian Dior, Neiman Marcus]