Yaya DaCosta at the “Whitney” Premiere

Yaya, we’re gonna let you finish, but first we need to give a  shoutout to the no-doubt thousands of celebs in our readership. Oh, wait. We got that wrong. We mean we need to shout AT all the celebs.

Listen, attention whores, if you’re going out to flog your wares and/or your latest project, and a bunch of people helped you get dressed while another bunch of people served to publicize and photograph your appearance, all y’all need to stop wearing such boring-ass shit. The photo wires this morning were a TRAGEDY of secretarial dresses and boring-ass suits. We threw our coffee cups into our massive fireplace and shouted “I won’t have this FILTH on my site!” in unison.

Okay, there’s probably been a little bit too much embellishing of that story, but our point is, you bitches gave us NOTHING to work with today and we refuse to help any of you get your Oscar or sell your TV show. STOP BEING BASIC, CELEBRITIES. It is so very NOT what the public wants from you, no matter what you might hear.

Sorry, Yaya. That really wasn’t about you, girl. But you have to admit, there were some dull-ass church clothes standing on this red carpet next to you.

PinYaya DaCosta attends the premiere of Lifetime’s “Whitney” in Beverly Hills, California.

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We feel like this could have been chic and dramatic if there weren’t like a half-dozen too many details. A white-and-gold combo is a great idea for her, but the shoes are bit too sparkly and the pieces entirely too tricky for her to make it work. A simple white body-con dress and a bronzier pair of shoes would have been dramatic and elegant.

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[Photo Credit: Getty Images – Video Credit: Lifetime via YouTube]

• Movie Premiere
• Red Carpet
• Yaya DaCosta