Miss Universe National Costumes 2014, Part 1: Bird Women & Show Girls!

Posted on January 23, 2015

Miss Uruguay
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“Arise, my feathered sisters, ARISE! The day has come when we will take this world as our own and glorify our egg-laying mother-goddesses! *SKREE*”
 
 

Miss Brazil
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“As always, Brazil is ready to SHAKE ITS ASS FEATHERS FOR GLORY! *coo*”

 

 

Miss Bahamas
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“Bitch, DON’T EVEN. If there’s any ass-shaking to be done here BAHAMAS STANDS AT THE READY!”

 

 

Miss Turks and Caicos
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“T&C is also ready for battle. And vajazzled.”

 

 

Miss Belgium
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“Let the ape blood flow through the streets today! *tock tock*”

 

 

Miss Paraguay
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“Paraguay has an issue with feather-sluts in their panties. Paraguay abstains from battle until this is addressed. *caw*”

 

 

Miss Argentina
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“Paraguay needs to get its basic ass off this stage and see how REAL bird-women handle shit.”

Miss Saint Lucia
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 “…

I just wanted to show off my costume….”

 

 

Miss Panama
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“Out of the way, Saint Lucia, you flightless whore! Panama is here to pick up the slack caused by lazy sister-birds! CLAWS OUT, BITCHES.”

 

 

Miss Malaysia
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“Get the hell over yourself, Panama. The Malaysian Feather Warriors have their feather cymbals at the ready. *click* ”

 

 

Miss Mexico
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“Beak-sisters! This war will not be won by infighting! It will be won with sequined gowns and killer headdresses!”

 

 

Miss Honduras
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“Then I guess you better go stand in the back, Mexico.”

 

 

Miss Aruba
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“Pfft. What good’s a headdress without shin-feathers and glitter booties? Amateurs.”

 

 

Miss Guatemala
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“Do any of you thirsty-ass bird-bitches even have WINGS?”

 

 

Miss Nicaragua
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“WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, ALL Y’ALL NEED TO CHECK NICARAGUA’S SHIT AND STEP THE FUCK OFF. WE GOT THIS. *SKREEEEE*”

 

 

Miss Costa Rica
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“Yeeeaaah… I think I’m just gonna go back and stand with the other girls.”

 

Continue on to Part 2: Virgins & Brides!
 
 
 
[Photo Credit: Darren Decker, Patrick Prather, Richard D. Salyer/Miss Universe]

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