Miss Universe National Costumes 2014, Part 4: Crazies, Lazies, & Try-Hards!

Posted on January 23, 2015

Miss Venezuela
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“Venezuela! Land of TREES!

*thppt*

Little help here?”

 

 

Miss Trinidad and Tobago
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“COME AT ME, BITCHES! TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO WILL TAKE EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU LOSERS ON!”

 

 

Miss Serbia
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“And over here on my right is some girl who cared about this much more than I do, clearly.”

 

 

Miss Slovenia
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“Come to Slovenia, where we always make sure your bottles are the cleanest.”

 

 

Miss Poland
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“You guys… it’s totally true. Poland is the leading exporter of cocktail waitresses in the world. I swear!”

 

 

Miss New Zealand
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“Please send gay men to New Zealand. Fabulous ones who can sew, preferably.”

 

 

Miss Singapore 
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“You can have ours, New Zealand.”

 

Miss Netherlands
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“Take ours! We are so over this Starry Night bullshit!”

 

 

Miss Israel
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“You guys, Israel’s just not feeling it this year.”

 

 

Miss Lebanon
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“I know, right? I just want to lie on the couch, binge-watch Gilmore Girls, and tear through a couple boxes of Girl Scout cookies.”

 

 

Miss Switzerland
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“Yeah, I’m done. You got Thin Mints?”

 

 

Miss Slovak Republic
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“Slovak’s in. This shit’s lame. I’ll bring schnapps.”

 

 

Miss Curacao
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“SCHNAPPS?!? WHY NOT BRING CURACAO, FOR ALL YOUR ALCOHOL NEEDS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!”

 

 

Miss Tanzania
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“Okay, you’re starting to freak the rest of us out Curacao. Don’t make me tie you up in my vulva rope.”

 

 

Miss Kosovo
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“Please to help Kosovo. Kosovo can’t get this shit off and it’s starting to strangle Kosovo.”

 

 

Miss Korea
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“It’s not a world unity thing. It’s because we plan on owning you all eventually.”

 

 

Miss Ireland
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“I don’t fucking know, but I can’t WAIT to take it off.”

 

 

Miss Great Britain
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“Oi! Boobs are up here, mate!”

 

 

Miss Germany
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“Ninety-nine red balloons, a half-dozen white balloons – what difference does it make? You get the point. Germany out.”

 

 

Miss France
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“France is mortified. An American did this.”

 

 

Miss Australia
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“Come trip balls in the deserts of AUSTRALIA!”

 

 

Miss Canada
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“Check me out! I’m Marie Antoi-NET! Get it? Puck me!

Fine. We’re not known for our word play.”

 

 

Miss USA
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“LIBERTY IS SHOOTING OUT MY ASS, Y’ALL!”

[Photo Credit: Darren Decker, Patrick Prather, Richard D. Salyer/Miss Universe]

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