Miss Universe National Costumes 2014, Part 3: Warriors, Goddesses & Queens!

Posted on January 23, 2015

Miss Bolivia
9-63rd-Miss-Universe-National-Costume-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-Miss-Bolivia

“THE ANGEL OF THE LORD DECLARED UNTO BOLIVIA THAT EVERY OTHER BITCH HERE IS BASIC AS SHIT.”

 

 

Miss Greece
32-63rd-Miss-Universe-National-Costume-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-Miss-Greece

“Get it? ‘Goddess gown?’ And I’m, like, Greek and all?”

 

 

Miss Thailand
80-63rd-Miss-Universe-National-Costume-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-Miss-Thailand

“Check my pretty shit, hos.”

 

 

Miss Japan
45-63rd-Miss-Universe-National-Costume-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-Miss-Japan

“HAAAAAAAIIIIII!!!!!!!!! JAPAN WILL SLAUGHTER THE FRONT ROW IF SHE DOESN’T WIN THIS THING!”

 

 

Miss Guyana
35-63rd-Miss-Universe-National-Costume-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-Miss-Guyana

“Good evening. Hyperactive gay men were assigned to me by my government and this is what they came up with. They appear to have been doing drugs. I seem to be taking my pet pot scrubber for a walk.”

 

 

Miss Nigeria
59-63rd-Miss-Universe-National-Costume-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-Miss-Nigeria

“You too, girl? I don’t even know what the fuck this is!”

 

 

Miss Gabon
28-63rd-Miss-Universe-National-Costume-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-Miss-Gabon

“LOL, They put me in a bark skirt. Whatever. I’m still hot.”

 

 

Miss China
15-63rd-Miss-Universe-National-Costume-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-Miss-China

“HAHAHAHAHAHA! CHINA AGREES! THESE FAIRY-QUEENS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!”

 

 

Miss Spain
74-63rd-Miss-Universe-National-Costume-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-Miss-Spain

“It’s perfectly clear who is the divinely appointed winner here. Don’t make Spain say it.”
 
 

Miss Peru
63-63rd-Miss-Universe-National-Costume-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-Miss-Peru

“I’ma have Miss Spain thrown down a volcano if she doesn’t get the hell over herself.”

 

 

Miss Myanmar
55-63rd-Miss-Universe-National-Costume-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-Miss-Myanmar

“I would shoot Miss Spain with an arrow but this is just a prop.”

 

 

Miss Ghana
30B-63rd-Miss-Universe-National-Costume-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-Miss-Ghana

“Ghana does not do things by half-measures. You will award me the prize now, please.”

 

 

Miss Angola
2-63rd-Miss-Universe-National-Costume-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-Miss-Angola

“Angola kindly begs to differ with Ghana and suggests that perhaps her bougie-ass basket crown is too tight on her head.”

 

 

Miss Guam
33-63rd-Miss-Universe-National-Costume-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-Miss-Guam

“Behold! The Goddess of Craft Stores!”

 

 

Miss El Salvador
24-63rd-Miss-Universe-National-Costume-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-Miss-El Salvador

“EL SALVADOR IS ALL ABOUT PARTYING YOUR ASS OFF AND HAVING SEX WITH HOTTIES! WHO CARES WHAT I’M WEARING?”

 

 

Miss Ecuador
22-63rd-Miss-Universe-National-Costume-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-Miss-Ecuador

“ECUADOR IS NOT A COUNTRY THAT BELIEVES IN DOING THINGS QUIETLY! CAN YOU HEAR MY COSTUME FROM THE BACK ROW? THEN I WIN!”

 

 

Miss Egypt
23-63rd-Miss-Universe-National-Costume-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-Miss-Egypt

“EGYPT IS … barely trying. I’m gonna sit down, you guys.”

 

 

Miss Sri Lanka
75-63rd-Miss-Universe-National-Costume-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-Miss-Sri Lanka

“Sri Lanka! LAND OF THE CYBER-FLOWER PEOPLE!”
 
 

Miss British Virgin Island
11-63rd-Miss-Universe-National-Costume-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-Miss-British Virgin Islands

“Wait. This isn’t the talent portion? I was going to juggle.”

 
Continue on to Part 4: Crazies, Lazies and Try-Hards!

 
 
 

[Photo Credit: Darren Decker, Patrick Prather, Richard D. Salyer/Miss Universe]

Please review our Community Guidelines before posting a comment. Thank you!