Listen, no one loves glitter and glam on our nation’s red carpets more than these two sparkle-queens right here.
But there is a line, Jessica Simpson…
Jessica Simpson attends the premiere of “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1” in Los Angeles, California in a vintage gold one-shoulder dress paired with a Salvatore Ferragamo clutch, Prada heels, and Neil Lane jewelry.
… and you passed it about 30 miles back, hon. You look like an aisle of the Christmas section at Walmart.
At this point, why stop? Why not head on down to the craft store, buy a couple gallon jugs of glitter, and just dump that shit all over you before you exit the limo? Brush it into your hair and add some to your body lotion, we say. Pick up a glue stick while you’re at it. Rub it on your lips and eyelids and then sprinkle glitter on your face. Oh, the fun you can have, Jessica! If only you’d just COMMIT.
[Photo Credit: Jennifer Graylock/INFphoto.com, Getty Images]
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