Jessica Simpson in Vintage at “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1″ LA Premiere

Posted on November 18, 2014

Listen, no one loves glitter and glam on our nation’s red carpets more than these two sparkle-queens right here.

But there is a line, Jessica Simpson…

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… and you passed it about 30 miles back, hon. You look like an aisle of the Christmas section at Walmart.

At this point, why stop? Why not head on down to the craft store, buy a couple gallon jugs of glitter, and just dump that shit all over you before you exit the limo? Brush it into your hair and add some to your body lotion, we say. Pick up a glue stick while you’re at it. Rub it on your lips and eyelids and then sprinkle glitter on your face. Oh, the fun you can have, Jessica! If only you’d just COMMIT.

 

[Photo Credit: Jennifer Graylock/INFphoto.com, Getty Images]

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