Darlings, the stars came out of their little hidey-holes and they were all kinds of tasteful and shit! Let’s find things wrong with them and focus on that!
He looks perfectly acceptable; she is wearing the latest from her “Am I pregnant? Who can tell? Oh, I WISH you’d all stop obsessing over these things!” line of dresses. Also: her hair looks weird.
Bowing down to perfection.
The face looks odd and the dress would’ve been so much better if it stopped at the knees.
This is some crap lighting. It’s making everyone’s face look a little scary. This look is generic. We expect better from you, Miss Witherspoon.
Acceptable. Looks constipated.
Not that she needs to wear something super-fitted or anything, but this looks kind of huge on her. And that bow is terrible.
Work that skirt, girl. Gorgeous color on her.
He is standing RAMROD STRAIGHT, which means we finally got to him, after all that teasing for leaning to the left or right. Attaboy, Eddie. We knew you could do it. We hope we didn’t make you cry.
Miss Lady, you need to shake things up on the style front. And your bag doesn’t go.
Cute. Could’ve used a little something-something in the styling to set it off.
It’s a little too “I Dream of Jeannie” for our tastes, but we’re surprised by how much we like it.
Keira, you are being outdone by the Cumberbatch. This is not acceptable. Your dress looks like a sack and your shoes don’t go.
A nightgown with delusions of grandeur.
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