2014 Governors Awards Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on November 10, 2014

Darlings, the stars came out of their little hidey-holes and they were all kinds of tasteful and shit! Let’s find things wrong with them and focus on that!

 

Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston (in Zuhair Murad)
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He looks perfectly acceptable; she is wearing the latest from her “Am I pregnant? Who can tell? Oh, I WISH you’d all stop obsessing over these things!” line of dresses. Also: her hair looks weird.

 

 

Gugu Mbatha-Raw in Oscar de la Renta
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Bowing down to perfection.

 

 

Felicity Jones in Prada
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The face looks odd and the dress would’ve been so much better if it stopped at the knees.

 

 

Reese Witherspoon in Ralph Lauren
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This is some crap lighting. It’s making everyone’s face look a little scary. This look is generic. We expect better from you, Miss Witherspoon.
 
 

Jake Gyllenhaal
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Acceptable. Looks constipated.
 
 

Susan Sarandon
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Not that she needs to wear something super-fitted or anything, but this looks kind of huge on her. And that bow is terrible.

 

 

Marion Cotillard in Christian Dior Couture
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WERQ.

 

 

Robert Downey Jr. 
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Unacceptable.

Grow up.
 
 

John Krasinski and Emily Blunt in Michael Kors
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Work that skirt, girl. Gorgeous color on her.
 
 

Eddie Redmayne in Burberry
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He is standing RAMROD STRAIGHT, which means we finally got to him, after all that teasing for leaning to the left or right. Attaboy, Eddie. We knew you could do it. We hope we didn’t make you cry.
 
 

Octavia Spencer in Tadashi Shoji
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Miss Lady, you need to shake things up on the style front. And your bag doesn’t go.

 

 

Zendaya Coleman in Christian Siriano
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Cute. Could’ve used a little something-something in the styling to set it off.

 

 

Michelle Monaghan in J. Mendel
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It’s a little too “I Dream of Jeannie” for our tastes, but we’re surprised by how much we like it.
 
 

Keira Knightley (in Nina Ricci) and Benedict Cumberbatch
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Keira, you are being outdone by the Cumberbatch. This is not acceptable. Your dress looks like a sack and your shoes don’t go.

 

 

Jessica Chastain in Nina Ricci
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A nightgown with delusions of grandeur.

 

 

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