Adam Lambert in Skingraft at Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles

Okay, No. No, Adam.

Adam? No.

PinAdam Lambert spotted at Chateau Marmont after attending a Dsquared fashion party in Hollywood wearing a Skingraft bomber jacket.

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Listen Frankenqueen, we’ve tried our best to be open about your particular style idiosyncracies, but we really can’t with this one.

The jacket’s actually pretty nice. It suits him and it suits the time of year. Everything else – especially everything from the waist down – is just awful. Look, we get the whole goth-glam thing he’s got going on. It’s never been to our tastes, but he’s got a very specific image to sell and it’s all good to us, so long as it’s done right. This? We’re just gonna say it: He looks like the goth gay kid who works at the mall. It’s just not fabulous. We expect more – and better – from him; not cheap-looking cliches.

Although we’ll say it again: that jacket’s pretty sweet.

Okay, prepare yourself for the outraged fans. They’ll be here by sundown. We better lay in provisions and start a perimeter watch.

[Photo Credit: MHD/PacificCoastNews, Skingraft]

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