Jessica Chastain in Erdem at “Salome and Wilde Salome” Screening

Posted on September 22, 2014

Let’s kick off our week with some boobs and upholstery, shall we?

 

Jessica-Chastain-Salome-Wilde-Salome-Movie-Premiere-Erdem-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)PinJessica Chastain attends screening of “Salome and Wilde Salome” at BFI Southbank in London in an Erdem silk brocade dress from the Resort 2015 collection.

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Actually, that’s more “bedspread” than upholstery, wouldn’t you say? Whatever it is, it’s neither pretty nor fabulous to our eyes. We don’t think she can pull off the color, for one. She’s a redhead who likes to break the rules for redheads, but even she can’t make a pale yellow work for her without it making her look a little sallow. But things like color rules tend to be widely debated and the last thing you want to do is tell a redhead what she can and cannot wear. Tom comes from a family of redheaded ladies. Trust us on this.

But can we all agree the shape of the skirt is pretty ugly? And the fact that the bodice is so form-fitting while the skirt’s a big, stiff tube doesn’t make for an elegant silhouette? And of course, we think we can all come together as a community and agree that visible illusion netting is totally “ice dancer,” yes?

We have lots of questions this morning, don’t we?

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Awais/PacificCoastNews, Erdem]

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