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  • RussellH88

    I just imagine all of these things hanging around Johnny Depp’s neck at once.

    And the keychains will be hanging from the holes in his hat.

    • PinkyK

      Or in his hair….

    • sagecreek

      Hee! You beat me to it :)

    • Karen Belgrad

      LOL, first thought: “does he design exclusively for Johnny Depp?”

    • poorellensmith

      Johnny Depp at Burning Man. Or just, you know, walking down a Manhattan street.

    • evave2

      You are so mean, RussellH88. I love you.

      I can see myself wearing most of this stuff (I think these are interesting minimalist type necklaces) but my husband, NEVER. Now even as a gift to me on MY birthday.

    • Tigerfly

      It’s the Elderly Gay Windchime Collection!

      • Melvis Velour

        As they say at Queer Bingo “Bingo, Bingo, BINGO!”

      • Darren Nesbitt

        My eyes went over the “ly” and I just saw The Elder Gay, it sounds like a really cool book lol.

  • Jessi03

    Does this cross the cultural appropriation line? It seems like it would, but I don’t feel qualified to make that statement.

    • carrie

      I had the same thought.

    • Alaska Raptor Rehabilitation

      I would say it does, since they’re clearly going for the look of traditional handicrafts, and having them made and sold at a pretty high price by an American company seems disingenuous to me…which is not quite the word I’m looking for, haha.

      Disclaimer: I’m a white American, so perhaps I’m not exactly qualified either.

    • Sarah

      I don’t think that it is wrong to appropriate the motifs of another culture for decorative items. At least, it’s always been done, and now we are perhaps needlessly sensitive to it. (Disclaimer: I do not think it is okay for religious objects to be used in that way, so if that’s the case here, I certainly don’t like it.) However, in the case of THIS jewelry, I dig it – because I already own a lot of stuff that looks just like that – and I bought it from fair trade stores and actual Tibetan people. So, yeah – maybe if you’re going to practice cultural appropriation, you should get your gear from the actual culture that is producing the stuff.

      • Jessi03

        In that respect, it reminds me of Urban Outfitters “Navajo” line. If you want to buy Navajo products, buy them from the Navajo people. Not some fat white douche who is profiting off their aesthetic without paying anything back to the community.

        • Sarah

          Yup. I think that’s where the crime lies – taking things that have been part of people’s culture forever and marketing them like the next “new thing.” I mean, I guess the keychain aspect is a little different, but really. I have had that bracelet number 5 for twenty five years. My dad brought it back from Hong Kong for me.

        • Kent Roby

          According to that argument, it is wrong to wear silk or a sarong.

          • holla

            along that line, then it’s also wrong to wear the colors red, white, orange, blue, black, yellow, green, or purple. and so are those crosses for earrings, necklaces, printed shirts. I think it’s ok to celebrate and support other cultures/spiritual practices. I think the point is make sure your buy from places that are supporting the local culture/practice and not from someone cashing in on a trend.

          • Kent Roby

            But pretty much every designer has been inspired by other cultures. It’s an idea that sounds nice to say (buying straight from the source), but is impractical in reality. When I hear people overuse the term “cultural appropriation” I worry that the meaning of the term gets completely diluted, and therefore doesn’t carry the weight that it should in more obvious cases.

          • holla

            the fact that it’s hard to get straight from the source is the reason those items are special and more appreciated, and the more reason to get straight from the source. it’s like real designer stuff vs knock offs

          • Kent Roby

            Believe me, I would love to have the time and money and inclination to fly to Bali every time I want a Bali beaded necklace!

          • holla

            lol, I have a guy for that 😉

    • holla

      looks like stuff they got from China or Chinatown and marked it up 1000% (I am Chinese)

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    • demidaemon

      I don’t know. I tend to ask that question after I’ve determined something’s aesthetic and use value, to see how one would be viewed for actually wearing said items.

  • Kathy

    Did they have to put ALL of it on the model at once?

    • Laura Renee

      “We only get the one photo, better show everything off at once!”

      • Kathy

        I mean, seriously! Dude’s wearing a tie, belt, be-ribboned leather collar, and all the stuff too!

        • Laura Renee

          Am very surprised they didn’t utilize those few inches of bare wrist.

        • Kitten Mittons

          And a fan, maybe, in his pocket? I imagine wearing all that stuff at once would make one a bit sweaty.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Seriously. Dude — take off all but one accessory before you leave the house, or whatever it was that Chanel said. Whatever she said, she was right.

  • tiny_bookbot

    Obviously nay to wearing them all at once. Clearly the poor man in the advert doesn’t understand how accessorizing works.

    Also, nay to the vaguely upscaled “stoner backpacker”/”college junior who just got back from study abroad” aesthetic here.

  • Libster

    Jewelry from the museum store…

    • Man Dala

      With a label underneath: “Assyrians: 4 – 6c BC.”

  • KinoEye

    George Frost X Michael Bastian presents the Fall 2014 Elderly Gay Windchime Collection. Coming soon to a Johnny Depp near you.

    • Anna

      You could use him to ring for tea if you pull on 12-14, he’ll have at least half a dozen of those. Each.

      • Kathy

        And they double as fishing lures.

        • Anna

          Gotta love multi-purpose jewelry!

          • Kathy

            It’s like the Swiss knife of jewelry collections.

          • smayper

            I bow down to you.

    • Aidan B

      I think pretzel crumbs just came out my nose.

  • ashtangajunkie

    Some of it is pretty, but there’s not really anything “new” here.

  • sojourneryouth

    On the right kind of man, with the right kind of style, many of these could work. I can see Idris Elba in some of these, for example. However, it was a terrible styling idea to drown the poor model in ALL THE JEWELRY! Poor dude looks like he just escaped from some sort of Etsy torture dungeon.

    • Laura Renee

      You win an upvote just for “Etsy torture dungeon.”

  • Jennifer Bober

    As someone who designs jewelry, I can only say, meh.

  • Glam Dixie

    This is so far outside the realm of any male I know or have ever known in my life that I don’t feel qualified to judge, but hey, when has that ever stopped me? Nay! 😉

  • Kiltdntiltd

    I love all these pieces, but then I’m all about men getting a piece of the bling pie. Just not all at once, please.

  • Grumpy Girl

    This collection is not speaking to me. Granted, I tend towards boring and classic looks, but I want to see designer stuff with luxe materials at least. As someone else pointed out, much of this looks like stuff you see from craft fairs (which doesn’t make it bad; just makes it not designer-worthy, to me.)

    • SouthernGirlRena

      I would like to know how much number 6 costs because I’m pretty sure middle school girls have been making those at camp for years and years.

  • LibKat

    Oh so much nay. My friends grandkids are making half of those “designs” at camp. And in better color ways.

  • @Biting Panda

    Pretty sure all of these pieces can be found in the “Mahi Exotics” in the local Outlet Mall.

    • Glam Dixie

      I did not know there was such a market for horse hair, I could hook some folks up! (does the ‘call me’ sign)

  • kimmeister

    NAY. Although the last one would make a nifty zipper pull. And #13 could be used to finely clean the vents in my car.

    • MRC210

      I’m thinking of #13 as a keyboard duster myself.

      • kimmeister

        Multifunction tool! Although I’ve always just turned my keyboard upside down, banged on it, and let all the crumbs fall out (so many that you could nearly make a bagel out of them).

  • papillon

    There are not enough nays in the world.

  • kmk05

    Kitsch. Too kitsch.

  • BayTampaBay


  • hughman

    Personally, I LOVE this look. HOWEVER I would never in a million years buy this from Michael Bastian. As a former jewelry designer myself, I can tell you you can go into any good bead store and find all these pieces ready to be easily assembled.

    But I get the look. Except for that model pic where the guy just looks like an insufferable pretentious twit.

    • Nancer

      Thank you for commenting on the model pic! What were they thinking? That won’t move any product, unless your goal is to look like a – well – insufferable pretentious twit!!! :]

    • International Model

      “Except for that model pic where the guy just looks like an insufferable pretentious twit.”


  • KateShouldBeWorking

    I can get most if this at any low-rent tourist trap in any China Town: out.

  • Nancer

    It doesn’t bring anything new to the party, does it? It’s fine but also boring.

  • iloathethesea

    Holy Orientalism, Batman.

  • RescueMe23

    My mother makes better…

  • International Model

    “Let’s relive that time Mike went somewhere foreign and thought he was Buddhist for a year!”

  • Freynika

    I design jewelry myself, and this is no great shakes. I don’t know if those coins or stones are anything special, but I’d walk right past all of them at any price. All the knotting/twisting/weaving techniques in the world can’t save these, even if they are supposed to be men’s jewelry.

  • Bonnie Blue

    I think Michael Cole as Pete Cochran wore #10 on Mod Squad. I say Nay.

    • Imasewsure

      My giant giant crush when I was 10…. luckily not my fashion inspiration however!! :)

      • Bonnie Blue

        They were cool for the times : ) !

  • lalahartma

    Nay – go shop at your local farmers market or craft fair.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    Negatory. It looks like the stuff they make in community college classes based on repurposed thrift store finds.

  • alyce1213

    What, no mah jongg pieces? I’ve seen better at crafts fairs.

  • Bad Idea Jeans

    If their target customer = Buddhist monks, yay. Otherwise, nay.

  • Sanglots longs

    “Asian” booth at craft fair. Maybe a little buzzed. But I actually don’t mind it, anyway. Just in moderation, and on the right person.

  • quiltrx

    That model picture is so hilarious–I couldn’t see the jewelry very well for the laugh-tears streaming down my face!
    Some of the pieces are interesting, but I think the scale is WAY off for your average fashionable guy to want to wear these. Too big and “look at me.”
    An aside: Dharmashop has some similar ideas, better executed, for a lot less.
    ETA: I forgot to say NAY.

    • Kitten Mittons

      Also a NAY, for these very reasons.

  • Danielle

    I think I bought #2 in multiple colors off a cart at the mall in middle school. Red was passion, purple was royalty, etc. Damn, I miss Power Beads.

  • Aidan B

    YEA to the model, NAY to the tacky jewelry.

  • Maria

    Pinterest – a new use for old salon hair swatches.

  • snarkykitten

    I feel like street vendors have been hocking this look for years outside the metro

  • Brett

    Johnny Depp at the Kathmandu Airport trinket shop.

  • OffToSeeHim

    I think my second grader made me that first one in art class.

  • Kara Keenan

    I’ve seen it before. At Cost Plus World Market and Target, when they’re feeling worldy.

  • Terri Terri

    Looks like something you’d see for $4.99 at H&M or Forever 21.

  • MoHub

    This all looks very artsy-craftsy.

  • conniemd

    Looks like the jewelry I see at the Farmer’s market jewelry stands $7.00 for one, two for $10.00. But I like them so Yea.

  • FibonacciSequins

    I like it well enough for what it is, but must vote NAY based on the prices. Come on.

    Also, I can’t think of a single man I know who would wear the necklaces. They’re too big.

    • conniemd

      I voted yea, despite the prices, because I liked them. In fact, they’d good women’s jewelry as well. I like clunky jewelry. Also like #3 and #11 for their simplicity.

  • frannyprof

    I can buy all of these pieces for about $1 at Venice Beach. Heading down there right now to do just that. Anyone want me to get them something?

  • JauntyJohn

    Yea and yay to some drama and scale in men’s jewelery.
    OF COURSE they’re not for every man… the door is only now slowly swinging a little wider on that. But It’s a start.
    Price (too high for most) and branding will help alter who/how these get worn.

  • Snailstsichr

    Looks like someone got a grab-bag special from Fire Mountain Gems and went to town.

  • boweryboy

    NAY. They do nothing for me. Also, ugly. Although, the partner would be all over the beaded pieces (and has actually made some that look similar).

    I think it’s a leftover influence from his Ren Faire/belly dancing days (yes, you read right).

  • Janet B

    Some good, some silly.

  • MarissaLG

    I would LOVE to know how many $160 horsehair key chains they end up selling.

  • Imasewsure

    It looks like cool stuff I could pick up at the flea market in Berkeley but gotta go NAY as fancy guywear….. No to the Depp… but maybe yes to Rocker Pixie Jesus if he wants to buy a bracelet or two though

  • marlie

    All of these pieces make me think of tourist gift shop items. There’s nothing here that I haven’t seen before. Also, the styling on the model makes me dislike it even more.

  • amanda siegelson

    i make and sell my own jewelry – and i have long since wanted to create things for the boys… none of that is what i would have come up with. i think they are all hella-ugly.

  • what not

    “I just got back from Nepal and am totally a citizen of the world. Want to come back to my place to talk Eastern philosophy, smoke a bowl, and see where it goes from there?”

  • kingderella

    This is kinda gross.

  • decormaven

    This is something someone is calling his “creation”? Hey, dude, someone already “created” these looks. I’m pretty sure #2 has been for sale at my yoga studio for a couple of years.

  • MilaXX

    I font even want to know how much these glorified etsy projects cost. Nay for me but I bet Johnny Depp and Jared Leto would say yea.

  • Elisabeth Ashley

    Not a huge fan of this on this particular model but I do like layering necklaces. And is there some pic of Johnny Depp I haven’t seen that everyone keeps referencing?

    • Gaby

      Just his general style. He tends to wear a lot of jewelry of the Western and New Age varieties.

  • Mr. J.

    Always remember: take seven things off before you leave the house.

  • thimble

    I don’t have the faintest clue why he thought it was ever a good idea to design this collection, when it is obvious in his work that he never leaves his ‘american style’ comfort zone.. this is just completely uninspired and cliche.

  • smayper

    I’m a sucker for beautiful beads so I would definitely wear #2 if it were a) in the form of a necklace and b) given to me.

    • smayper

      Also, the shaving brushes can go away.

  • hellkell

    How very Cost Plus World Market. NAY.

  • empath

    pretentious, over-priced fashion victim-fool-born-every-minute low-craft stuff that could be had at any import store — or hippie store at the shore — for 1/10 of the catalog prices… really, a waxed cord bracelet with 8 knots and 8 small brass beads for $60 — it probably cost 6 cents to make.
    but hey, Johnny Depp can go from an aging windchime to a ‘beadybopper’

  • suzq

    #13 and #14 because you never know when you will need to give something–or someone–the brush off!

    • BLauDGaspode

      Or to dust off a dirty chair in your favorite cafe.

  • suzq

    All these knots…I’m having macramé flashbacks from the 1970’s, man!

  • V No Privacy

    Only in Bushwick

  • myristica_fragrans

    this is such hipster douchbag jewelry.

  • Judy_J


  • demidaemon

    The model is working this shit, but I’m pretty sure this falls into the FMO category, especially if it isn’t gender neutral jewelry. NAY, methinks.

    • boweryboy

      Yeah, that model is working all the jewelry. All of it.

  • SophieCollier

    This entire line was created just for Jared Leto.

  • KT

    This is a really weird observation, but at first glance, I totally thought the model was Anna Kendrick in drag.

  • Jacob Bowen

    I would wear 3, 4, 5, 7, & 11.

  • ShaoLinKitten

    The Elderly Gay Windchime Collection. Not getting Johnny Depp as a spokesmodel for this collection was a serious missed opportunity. Aaaannnddd I see this joke was already made. That’s what I get for not reading all the comments before posting.

  • Milos Mom

    Seen it all before. Next…

  • LeelaST

    Who decided that the best way to advertise these accessories was to wear all the things all at once?

  • KayEmWhy

    Hipster beardo weirdo jewelry. I did this years ago. ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz

  • Gaby

    I have a thing for hippie surfer jewelry (growing up in Virginia Beach and Cartagena…) so this is interesting. I don’t know if my boyfriend would wear any of it, and almost certainly not for what it will be priced at. I might get him another friendship bracelet to replace the one he got while visiting Cartagena that fell off though.

  • Stubenville

    Where’s the necklace with the little silver cup for tasting wine?

  • KiwiFanGirl

    I have seen jewelry like this for decades. There is nothing new here, including cultural appropriation 😐

  • Robert Gilley

    didn’t I see these for a quarter in a street market in Beijing?

  • AdamBR

    I went to the website to check out the prices. Except for #6, which costs $60, everything in this collection is in the $100-$180 range. From a design perspective, all of these jewelry are fine if uninspired (and as everyone else said, these aren’t anything new). However, to charge such a high price on them is utterly ridiculous. You can go to Amazon or your neighborhood yoga studio (hell, I found #4 at Aldo for less than ten bucks) and buy these 90 percent cheaper.

  • kategs

    Love the styling way way more than the actual jewelry which is just fine but not stellar.

  • sleepycat

    they look like the cheap tourist trap crap.

  • mmebam

    First year law student’s Etsy store to help pay for school… For 1/10th of the price.

    • Gatto Nero

      “Etsy” was my first thought, too.

  • DesertDweller79

    My grandmother owned a craft supplies store when I was younger. I used to make jewelry from her supplies and sell them at her store. It would cost about $1.50 for the supplies. People would buy them for $20-$30.

    This is to say: I could make these for approximately $1.50. How much do they cost?

  • Man Dala

    NAY. Isn’t the hipster trend on its way out?

  • Ali2044

    Maybe I’m old, but I feel like this faux-riental trash is about 15 years too late.

  • Jarethee

    Having lived in Asia for a really long time…You can get any of these at a Chinese street market for a dollar. Not impressed with the design, but I am with the people that are going to make a bazillion dollars off of these when they’re actually really cheap to manufacture.

  • Innuendo

    Chinese tourist gift shop

  • Brian G. Cox

    Those are some seriously overpriced Buddhist mala beads/bracelets.

  • JynxTheCat

    I love the look of these but those siling little knot trick bracelet jawms NEVER EVER WORK.

  • StrandedFashionista

    I do like keychain #14. Otherwise I’m not really a man jewelry kinda person.

  • sleah_in_norcal

    two words: johnny depp

  • FuhUgh

    That’s some arts and crafts fair realness. I can just picture the funky middle-aged lady beader behind these “designs.”

  • Melanie

    NO. soooooo tacky :(

  • librarygrrl64

    I wear more than my share of “ethnic” boho stuff. But my price point is significantly lower and my stash comes from hippie flea markets and Ten Thousand Villages. 😉

    So it’s “yes” to some of these, but “no” to the ridiculous prices and “NO” to a guy wearing any of this (unless it is part of his culture of origin).

  • altissima

    Johnny Depp’s complete jewellry box.

  • Jellybeanz

    Everything looks like a cheap souvenir. I could have bought any of those items for pennies while travelling through Asia. I’d be ashamed to wear any of the accessories in front of my Chinese and Japanese friends, because they’d laugh until they cried at how ridiculous the pieces look.

  • Jennifer Gruenert

    Because culture theft is always in style!