Megan Fox in Marc Jacobs at the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” Premiere

Posted on August 04, 2014

Megan-Fox-Marc-Jacobs-Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-Movie-Premiere-Red-Carpet-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Megan-Fox-Marc-Jacobs-Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-Movie-Premiere-Red-Carpet-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Megan Fox attends the premiere of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” in Los Angeles in a Marc Jacobs white dress from the Resort 2015 collection paired with Christian Louboutin sandals.

 

 

 

 

 

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    • RussellH88

      I think it needs the jacket, because on its own it looks like scalloped potatoes.

      • Wink

        Yum. (The scalloped potatoes… not the dress.)

        • another_laura

          I do a potato/turnip gratin that is so danged good and now it’s all I can think of!

          • Wink

            What time is dinner? I’ll bring wine.

          • http://attiresmind.blogspot.com/ Kiltdntiltd

            Recipe, please! or if not that, sharsies!

            • another_laura

              Oh it’s not hard, it’s a bon apetit recipe to which I add gruyer cheese (because is there anything that cannot be made better with gruyere?). For a large group or lots of leftovers: pound of potatoes, pound of turnips, mandolined and layered in baking dish with s&p and a cup or so of grated gruyere. Then 2C whipping cream, 1C half and half, 2 thinly sliced shallots, a clove of minced garlic, 1 or 2 tsps of fresh thyme is brought to a simmer (drain it afterwards if you like) and poured over the layers of starchy goodness. Don’t fill too full or you’ll have a horrible mess in your oven. Cook at 375 for about 45 minutes (golden brown top). Oh my I’m very hungry now.

            • http://attiresmind.blogspot.com/ Kiltdntiltd

              I completely agree bout gruyere. And thanks so much! I’m hungry now too.

            • spirit52

              Gruyere…perfection

      • homofascist

        Mmmmmm…scalloped potatoes…

      • http://redheadedwolf.wordpress.com/ Laura Renee

        Uncooked scalloped potatoes. If only they were tinged golden brown…

      • http://msavonelljrose.blogspot.com Avonell

        You’re just take the words right out of my mouth for every post. lol.

      • NBG

        Her stylist should take note: this outfit is so bland that the best posts on this page are about potato dishes.

    • barbarienne

      The silhouette is fine on her, but the dress looks like a bandage dress that’s coming unwrapped.

      • FibonacciSequins

        That’s what I like about the dress-the silhouette. Not a great choice to fabricate it in white. Also, her extensions look terrible.

        • barbarienne

          I never like her hair. She seems to think she has exceptional hair, which is eyerolling. And…did someone airbrush red onto her cheeks and get it on her hair? I thought it was just a photo artifact, but now I see in every pic her hair and cheek (particularly on her right/our left) looks as if someone sprayed her with red.

          • smayper

            Now I see it too, and I’m desperate for an explanation. Nothing else about the photo really interests me.

      • Kent Roby

        If this was for The Mummy Part Whatever, she would have nailed the look.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        And as it is Marc Jacobs, it’s a very expensive bandage dress.

      • Sarah

        The actress with all the plastic surgery wearing a dress that looks like bandages is deliciously hilarious.

    • vitaminC

      She wore a carapace. Certainly venue-appropriate…

      • Kitten Mittons

        Would that it were green. Then I’d be on board.

    • Karen Belgrad

      She looks like a bored mummy

      • unbornfawn

        I got mummy from this dress too.

    • Glam Dixie

      This could not be any more boring, she didn’t even fix her hair and it’s such a shame, she used to look like a real person. The poor starlets need a telethon to bring an end to the plastic surgery, won’t you help?

      • greymain

        permanent duck face

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          That was my first thought, and my word, isn’t she still in her 20’s or early 30’s at the most? The botoxing and filler is out of control.

          • KinoEye

            She’s only 28, four years older than me. The idea of having such extensive plastic surgery at this age (or any age) is beyond crazy to me. Then again, I’m not an actress. But have you ever seen pictures of her before she became famous? She looks totally different. Real, even. It was a good look for her.

            • bitchybitchybitchy

              I’ll look up pre-fame photos of Megan Fox. Even for an actress, the surgery/procedures seem extreme.

    • NMMagpie

      The hemline is distracting and the dress is overworked. The clutch is pretty dang awesome.

      • TheDivineMissAnn

        That clutch is awesome. As is that gorgeous ring!

    • imspinningaround

      She looks like one of those wedding cakes with the fondant ruffles.

    • stellavision

      Is that the same dress as the model is wearing? Model has a sweetheart neckline and looks like different ruching.

      Whether it’s the same dress or not, BORING.

    • kimmeister

      Is that pose intended to show off her “I hit each finger with a hammer in two places” manicure?

      • Sophie

        Love the description. It looks slightly less bad on the clutch, where you can’t see the black tips.

      • Gatto Nero

        Apparently corpse nails are a thing now.

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

      I don’t think a flippy skirt shape does any favours for this kind of bandage dress. And is it undone in the back?

    • Angela_the_Librarian

      This would be the perfect time to deploy a yellow jumpsuit!

    • http://angrynerdgirl.net/ Jessi03

      Wow, between this dress, telling potential viewers to eff off, and complaining about how her best scenes got cut, she seriously doesn’t care about this pole dance. So…is she pulling a Kristin Stewart?

      • lunchcoma

        I think she is, but that it ends up being even worse for her, because she doesn’t have the kind of money Stewart does and has to keep working at the projects she’s offered and doing these pole dances. So she’s pulling a Kristin Stewart while also making an occasional obvious cash grab – not a good combination.

        • Little_Olive

          I’m not a KStew lover, but I think she does it with a bit more grace than MF. Or maybe she projects a certain teen anxt that goes well with the words. Megan seems just clumsy at the attempt to be intersting/rebelloius.

      • Kitten Mittons

        I would argue that Kristin Stewart pulled a Megan Fox. Didn’t Megan do this several years ago with Transformers and Michael Bay?

        Maybe that was all happening at the same time. I do know that Fox has definitely pulled this crap before, though. Neither one can seem to keep their mouths closed to save their lives.

        • FrigidDiva

          Yes, she did. She made some kind of comment that Michael Bay was a Nazi on set or something, which really wasn’t a smart comment to make considering that Steven Spielberg was one of the producers, so she was replaced for the third movie by a VS model. I was serioulsy surprised that she was cast in another Michael Bay movie after that.

          • Kitten Mittons

            She seems like she has no filter at all.

        • demidaemon

          I’m actually really surprised that they agreed on working together again, because I was pretty sure there was some high level hatred between the two.

          Either Michael Bay has a serious hard-on for her (definitely possible), she needed the money (also possible), or some combination of the two.

          • Kitten Mittons

            I’m guessing a combo. I honestly didn’t know he was the one directing this, so I’m just as surprised. If she’s complaining, it would seem that things haven’t changed much, on either side. My heart breaks for them :)

            • demidaemon

              Unfortunately, I had an inkling he would be directing this, since he seems to love ruining childhood nostalgia. If he has to suffer Miss Diva here of his own choosing, then too damn bad.

            • Kitten Mittons

              If he even thinks of touching Pinky and the Brain, I will have to start plotting revenge.

            • demidaemon

              DON”T SAY IT! He needs to leave Animaniacs and Carmen Sandiego alone!

            • Kitten Mittons

              Damn straight!!

    • JauntyJohn

      *yawn*

    • Sophie

      What’s going on in the back of the dress? And where did the gold decoration disappear to? Did she choose the dress just because it’s short?

    • MilaXX

      Bleech, don’t like this dress on her or the model.

    • lunchcoma

      Of course.

    • Kitten Mittons

      “My favorite part about her is the way she makes those awesome duck lips. So friggin’ hot and classy.”
      SAID NO ONE EVER.

      • Glam Dixie

        Honestly, I think her lips are stuck that way now, which is pretty unfortunate.

        • Gatto Nero

          Her mother warned her.

          • Kitten Mittons

            So did the surgeon.

      • furyleika

        Agreed. I thought duckface was a thing of the [recent] past, but here it is again. Ugh.

        • Kitten Mittons

          So, I had to google the whole phenomenon to satisfy my curiosity, and the term itself really took off around 2009-2010. At this point, it’s been parodied and meme’d to death, so you’d think most people would know to stay away or risk becoming part of the joke. Oh well….

          Also, the memes and gifs posted as examples on knowyourmeme are worth the the google search. Pretty funny.

    • Anna

      Adult video bride.

      (Is she wearing a black bra underneath or is that part of the dress?)

      • FrigidDiva

        I was thinking an exotic dancer getting married in Vegas, but I think both descrptions are pretty spot on.

        • demidaemon

          I think both of you are giving her way too much credit.

    • uprightcitizen

      Duck face? Really? Facebook is full of photos of drunken sorority girls that look just like this. Except their dresses usually fit better and their hair looks less fried. Like TLo hinted at the other day, I think you have to be a straight guy to appreciate Ms. Fox.

    • Sarah

      That dress sucks. It’s too short, and it has a very TP sort of vibe. I hate how this girl never does ANYTHING with her hair (except attach crappy extensions) but wear it like a spaniel.

      • Kitten Mittons

        Oooh, like those TP wedding dresses you have to make during a bridal shower game!

    • halleygee

      It looks like some kind of undergarment and she forgot to put the dress on over it before she left the house.

    • boweryboy

      That’s a cute dress. She’s putting the model to shame. It’s too bad I don’t like anything else about this look; her hair being the worst offender.

    • Bad Idea Jeans

      Her right arm looks like she’s been branded with the Dark Mark. I thought it was always on the left arm, but whatever…

    • Lisalady161

      Why does that face and body need work???? It’s lovely, and all she’s ever had going for her anyway.

    • cocohall

      What’s going on with the inside of her arm? Is she getting a tat removed? Or does she have strangely prominent arm veins? It just looks painful, either way. As for the rest of it, well, nothing to see here folks. Keep it moving. Next stop ‘Lack of Imagination Island” followed by “Grasping for Fame Gulch.”

    • conlakappa

      Janky, bootleg-looking weave and nails. Was she aiming for hoochie couture?

    • KT

      Cheap. Plastic. Tacky.

      • Gatto Nero

        The clothes, too.

        • KT

          Alley-oop!

    • luludexter

      wow, she is just so unbelievably boring…everything so predictable from head to toe

    • Aidan B

      Dress is boring, shoes don’t go, hair extensions are awful. This is how you show up to a premiere? Tisk tisk, young lady.

    • http://fibonaccisequins.storenvy.com/ Danielle

      Of course.

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      She is looking rough.

    • Judih1

      Is it in her contract that she has to wear those horrible extensions for the duration of this poledance?

      • Leah Elzinga

        good GOD those extensions. And why are the ends of her natural hair cut so blunt? Is that really the look they’re going for?

    • FrigidDiva

      I will say this much for her, she is one of those few lucky ladies who can wear strappy shoes like that and pull it off but that’s about the only nice thing I can say.

    • Heather

      She always had such pretty hair (past tense). Megan, honey, if you’re gonna get extensions, (1) cheaper isn’t better and (2) make sure they match your hair.

      • conlakappa

        also (3) don’t seem like they were an art project by your toddler [or his baby brother!].

    • KendraMR

      Yuck to everything. Also she needs to consider going on “Botched” so that they can fix her turrible plastic surgery.

    • gitchygitchymama

      yet another misfire from miss jacobs.

    • semirose

      I wish they hadn’t taken off the gold. I mean it’d still be a basic dress but at least there’d be some visual interest.

    • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

      For a minute I thought she was doing the awful “blowing kisses to the photographers” pose, then I realized she was merely trying to show off her awful manicure. Frankly I’m not sure which option is worse. Train wreck, this one.

    • LJCdoc

      I really want that duckface BS to stop. Grrr.

    • Wattage

      I just want to take out a nail brush and orange stick and get that grime out from under her nails and cuticles!

    • BlairBear

      Is that a dress ? Says who ? Marc Jacobs daddy

    • SewingSiren

      Does she play the sexy mummy?

    • World of Sass

      I don’t throw this word around, but: basic.

    • Kara Keenan

      Hate the contrast zipper. Love that she’s a mom of 2 young kids and looks that good!

    • Beardslee

      There’s a “look what I can wear” feel to this that I find very aging. And how old is she -30?

    • http://www.readbarbara.com/ ReadBarbara

      Way to phone it in, Marc Jacobs.

    • crash1212

      I do not approve of that mani. Girlfriend, your hair stylist is not your friend and/or lost her scissors and/or her eyesight. Dress is OK.

    • Freynika

      Isn’t this eye makeup what the Fug Girls call “wracked with consumption”? Don’t hate the dress, the hair required at least a little effort, and I’m happy to see a different version of the strappy naked sandal. The straps aren’t substantial or anything, but they’re better than that big expanse of nothing that everyone else is wearing between their toes and ankles.

    • AndieJay

      I am itching to grab the hem and just yank the bunched folds down and out of that dress.

    • Tracy_Flick

      WTF? It looks like she’s trying it on the fitting room, with the black bra and not-fully-zipped thing.

    • SuzyQuzey

      She’s gone full-out Sarah Jessica Parker. That is not a compliment.

    • MyFavoriteColorIsGlitter

      Gross plastic perma-duckface. Terrible crispy extensions. Toilet paper dress.

    • demidaemon

      I was going to say “enh” (because that is always my first reaction to her) but then I thought this is tacky at its finest and kind of cheap looking too.

    • Shalhevet

      She looks more like a wax doll every time.

    • Froggae

      The head-to-toe look has a skankiness vibe, but I really like that dress on its own. It’s a much chic-er versions of those folded napkin dresses that were all the rage for a while.

    • WaterGhost

      She looks good here. For some reason she often looks to me to be slightly grubby, like her face needs a good wash. I don’t know why. But here she looks very fresh, with a nice smile in the pictures where she isn’t pouting.

      • somebody blonde

        Normally she wears way too much makeup, which I think makes her look plastic-y, but I suppose it could also make her look oily.

        • WaterGhost

          That’s probably it.

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      Too much hair, not enough dress.

    • http://www.momforless.com/ Crystal

      110% expected.

    • frannyprof

      Looks like a skort from the back…

    • quiltrx

      No matter what kind of Fredericks-of-Hollywood mannequin airs she tries to put on, I always imagine she smells like spilled beer and cigarettes.

    • somebody blonde

      Well, her makeup looks a lot better. Now if we could convince her to stop doing duckface.

    • MandyM

      Ugh. Her again. It’s sad that the work on her face costs more than the dress she’s wearing but both look cheap.

    • Ali2044

      She makes me tired. I just want to put a flannel on my forehead and gently usher her out the front door so I can have a lie down. Edit: that model with the gold shoes. That is my face every time I see Megan Fox “Her again? UGH!”

    • ktr33

      DuckLips McDeadeyes

    • Corey Hains

      Hooker Mummy….that’s all!

    • Dino Bonačić

      I just think she’s both tacky and has NO style potential whatsoever. Playboy bunny style.

    • Imasewsure

      Dude looks like a lady
      Time to rethink EVERYTHING!!

    • PinkyK

      She needs to cut that hair.

      • CatLady

        A lot of it is (unnecessary) extensions. Her real hair comes down to about her armpit.

    • http://tvblogster.blogspot.com Boop

      She looks, as the Brits would say, like a slag.

    • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

      Megan. Meh-gan. Are you a Poison groupie, or a movie star? You’re going to have to decide once and for all if you still want a shot at the latter (ladder would also work in this instance.)

    • http://www.chifleschips.com Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie

      Toaster as clutch?

    • Sara Brams-Miller

      I seriously looked at this in just went, oh GOD. It’s an “of course” moment.

    • Paige Boerman

      This is exactly the uniform that most girls in my high school wore to dances. Seven years ago. Tacky.

    • Buttscratcher

      Mummy!!