Megan Fox in Marc Jacobs at the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” Premiere

Posted on August 04, 2014

Megan-Fox-Marc-Jacobs-Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-Movie-Premiere-Red-Carpet-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Megan-Fox-Marc-Jacobs-Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-Movie-Premiere-Red-Carpet-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Megan Fox attends the premiere of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” in Los Angeles in a Marc Jacobs white dress from the Resort 2015 collection paired with Christian Louboutin sandals.






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  • RussellH88

    I think it needs the jacket, because on its own it looks like scalloped potatoes.

    • Wink

      Yum. (The scalloped potatoes… not the dress.)

      • another_laura

        I do a potato/turnip gratin that is so danged good and now it’s all I can think of!

        • Wink

          What time is dinner? I’ll bring wine.

        • Kiltdntiltd

          Recipe, please! or if not that, sharsies!

          • another_laura

            Oh it’s not hard, it’s a bon apetit recipe to which I add gruyer cheese (because is there anything that cannot be made better with gruyere?). For a large group or lots of leftovers: pound of potatoes, pound of turnips, mandolined and layered in baking dish with s&p and a cup or so of grated gruyere. Then 2C whipping cream, 1C half and half, 2 thinly sliced shallots, a clove of minced garlic, 1 or 2 tsps of fresh thyme is brought to a simmer (drain it afterwards if you like) and poured over the layers of starchy goodness. Don’t fill too full or you’ll have a horrible mess in your oven. Cook at 375 for about 45 minutes (golden brown top). Oh my I’m very hungry now.

          • Kiltdntiltd

            I completely agree bout gruyere. And thanks so much! I’m hungry now too.

          • spirit52


    • homofascist

      Mmmmmm…scalloped potatoes…

    • Laura Renee

      Uncooked scalloped potatoes. If only they were tinged golden brown…

    • Avonell

      You’re just take the words right out of my mouth for every post. lol.

    • NBG

      Her stylist should take note: this outfit is so bland that the best posts on this page are about potato dishes.

  • barbarienne

    The silhouette is fine on her, but the dress looks like a bandage dress that’s coming unwrapped.

    • FibonacciSequins

      That’s what I like about the dress-the silhouette. Not a great choice to fabricate it in white. Also, her extensions look terrible.

      • barbarienne

        I never like her hair. She seems to think she has exceptional hair, which is eyerolling. And…did someone airbrush red onto her cheeks and get it on her hair? I thought it was just a photo artifact, but now I see in every pic her hair and cheek (particularly on her right/our left) looks as if someone sprayed her with red.

        • smayper

          Now I see it too, and I’m desperate for an explanation. Nothing else about the photo really interests me.

    • Kent Roby

      If this was for The Mummy Part Whatever, she would have nailed the look.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      And as it is Marc Jacobs, it’s a very expensive bandage dress.

    • Sarah

      The actress with all the plastic surgery wearing a dress that looks like bandages is deliciously hilarious.

  • vitaminC

    She wore a carapace. Certainly venue-appropriate…

    • Kitten Mittons

      Would that it were green. Then I’d be on board.

  • Karen Belgrad

    She looks like a bored mummy

    • unbornfawn

      I got mummy from this dress too.

  • Glam Dixie

    This could not be any more boring, she didn’t even fix her hair and it’s such a shame, she used to look like a real person. The poor starlets need a telethon to bring an end to the plastic surgery, won’t you help?

    • greymain

      permanent duck face

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        That was my first thought, and my word, isn’t she still in her 20’s or early 30’s at the most? The botoxing and filler is out of control.

        • KinoEye

          She’s only 28, four years older than me. The idea of having such extensive plastic surgery at this age (or any age) is beyond crazy to me. Then again, I’m not an actress. But have you ever seen pictures of her before she became famous? She looks totally different. Real, even. It was a good look for her.

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            I’ll look up pre-fame photos of Megan Fox. Even for an actress, the surgery/procedures seem extreme.

  • NMMagpie

    The hemline is distracting and the dress is overworked. The clutch is pretty dang awesome.

    • TheDivineMissAnn

      That clutch is awesome. As is that gorgeous ring!

  • imspinningaround

    She looks like one of those wedding cakes with the fondant ruffles.

  • stellavision

    Is that the same dress as the model is wearing? Model has a sweetheart neckline and looks like different ruching.

    Whether it’s the same dress or not, BORING.

  • kimmeister

    Is that pose intended to show off her “I hit each finger with a hammer in two places” manicure?

    • Sophie

      Love the description. It looks slightly less bad on the clutch, where you can’t see the black tips.

    • Gatto Nero

      Apparently corpse nails are a thing now.

  • Alicia

    I don’t think a flippy skirt shape does any favours for this kind of bandage dress. And is it undone in the back?

  • Angela_the_Librarian

    This would be the perfect time to deploy a yellow jumpsuit!

  • Jessi03

    Wow, between this dress, telling potential viewers to eff off, and complaining about how her best scenes got cut, she seriously doesn’t care about this pole dance. So…is she pulling a Kristin Stewart?

    • lunchcoma

      I think she is, but that it ends up being even worse for her, because she doesn’t have the kind of money Stewart does and has to keep working at the projects she’s offered and doing these pole dances. So she’s pulling a Kristin Stewart while also making an occasional obvious cash grab – not a good combination.

      • Little_Olive

        I’m not a KStew lover, but I think she does it with a bit more grace than MF. Or maybe she projects a certain teen anxt that goes well with the words. Megan seems just clumsy at the attempt to be intersting/rebelloius.

    • Kitten Mittons

      I would argue that Kristin Stewart pulled a Megan Fox. Didn’t Megan do this several years ago with Transformers and Michael Bay?

      Maybe that was all happening at the same time. I do know that Fox has definitely pulled this crap before, though. Neither one can seem to keep their mouths closed to save their lives.

      • FrigidDiva

        Yes, she did. She made some kind of comment that Michael Bay was a Nazi on set or something, which really wasn’t a smart comment to make considering that Steven Spielberg was one of the producers, so she was replaced for the third movie by a VS model. I was serioulsy surprised that she was cast in another Michael Bay movie after that.

        • Kitten Mittons

          She seems like she has no filter at all.

      • demidaemon

        I’m actually really surprised that they agreed on working together again, because I was pretty sure there was some high level hatred between the two.

        Either Michael Bay has a serious hard-on for her (definitely possible), she needed the money (also possible), or some combination of the two.

        • Kitten Mittons

          I’m guessing a combo. I honestly didn’t know he was the one directing this, so I’m just as surprised. If she’s complaining, it would seem that things haven’t changed much, on either side. My heart breaks for them :)

          • demidaemon

            Unfortunately, I had an inkling he would be directing this, since he seems to love ruining childhood nostalgia. If he has to suffer Miss Diva here of his own choosing, then too damn bad.

          • Kitten Mittons

            If he even thinks of touching Pinky and the Brain, I will have to start plotting revenge.

          • demidaemon

            DON”T SAY IT! He needs to leave Animaniacs and Carmen Sandiego alone!

          • Kitten Mittons

            Damn straight!!

  • JauntyJohn


  • Sophie

    What’s going on in the back of the dress? And where did the gold decoration disappear to? Did she choose the dress just because it’s short?

  • MilaXX

    Bleech, don’t like this dress on her or the model.

  • lunchcoma

    Of course.

  • Kitten Mittons

    “My favorite part about her is the way she makes those awesome duck lips. So friggin’ hot and classy.”

    • Glam Dixie

      Honestly, I think her lips are stuck that way now, which is pretty unfortunate.

      • Gatto Nero

        Her mother warned her.

        • Kitten Mittons

          So did the surgeon.

    • furyleika

      Agreed. I thought duckface was a thing of the [recent] past, but here it is again. Ugh.

      • Kitten Mittons

        So, I had to google the whole phenomenon to satisfy my curiosity, and the term itself really took off around 2009-2010. At this point, it’s been parodied and meme’d to death, so you’d think most people would know to stay away or risk becoming part of the joke. Oh well….

        Also, the memes and gifs posted as examples on knowyourmeme are worth the the google search. Pretty funny.

  • Anna

    Adult video bride.

    (Is she wearing a black bra underneath or is that part of the dress?)

    • FrigidDiva

      I was thinking an exotic dancer getting married in Vegas, but I think both descrptions are pretty spot on.

      • demidaemon

        I think both of you are giving her way too much credit.

  • uprightcitizen

    Duck face? Really? Facebook is full of photos of drunken sorority girls that look just like this. Except their dresses usually fit better and their hair looks less fried. Like TLo hinted at the other day, I think you have to be a straight guy to appreciate Ms. Fox.

  • Sarah

    That dress sucks. It’s too short, and it has a very TP sort of vibe. I hate how this girl never does ANYTHING with her hair (except attach crappy extensions) but wear it like a spaniel.

    • Kitten Mittons

      Oooh, like those TP wedding dresses you have to make during a bridal shower game!

  • halleygee

    It looks like some kind of undergarment and she forgot to put the dress on over it before she left the house.

  • boweryboy

    That’s a cute dress. She’s putting the model to shame. It’s too bad I don’t like anything else about this look; her hair being the worst offender.

  • Bad Idea Jeans

    Her right arm looks like she’s been branded with the Dark Mark. I thought it was always on the left arm, but whatever…

  • Lisalady161

    Why does that face and body need work???? It’s lovely, and all she’s ever had going for her anyway.

  • cocohall

    What’s going on with the inside of her arm? Is she getting a tat removed? Or does she have strangely prominent arm veins? It just looks painful, either way. As for the rest of it, well, nothing to see here folks. Keep it moving. Next stop ‘Lack of Imagination Island” followed by “Grasping for Fame Gulch.”

  • conlakappa

    Janky, bootleg-looking weave and nails. Was she aiming for hoochie couture?

  • KT

    Cheap. Plastic. Tacky.

    • Gatto Nero

      The clothes, too.

      • KT


  • luludexter

    wow, she is just so unbelievably boring…everything so predictable from head to toe

  • Aidan B

    Dress is boring, shoes don’t go, hair extensions are awful. This is how you show up to a premiere? Tisk tisk, young lady.

  • Danielle

    Of course.

  • HomeOfficeGirl

    She is looking rough.

  • Judih1

    Is it in her contract that she has to wear those horrible extensions for the duration of this poledance?

    • Leah Elzinga

      good GOD those extensions. And why are the ends of her natural hair cut so blunt? Is that really the look they’re going for?

  • FrigidDiva

    I will say this much for her, she is one of those few lucky ladies who can wear strappy shoes like that and pull it off but that’s about the only nice thing I can say.

  • Heather

    She always had such pretty hair (past tense). Megan, honey, if you’re gonna get extensions, (1) cheaper isn’t better and (2) make sure they match your hair.

    • conlakappa

      also (3) don’t seem like they were an art project by your toddler [or his baby brother!].

  • KendraMR

    Yuck to everything. Also she needs to consider going on “Botched” so that they can fix her turrible plastic surgery.

  • gitchygitchymama

    yet another misfire from miss jacobs.

  • semirose

    I wish they hadn’t taken off the gold. I mean it’d still be a basic dress but at least there’d be some visual interest.

  • NurseEllen

    For a minute I thought she was doing the awful “blowing kisses to the photographers” pose, then I realized she was merely trying to show off her awful manicure. Frankly I’m not sure which option is worse. Train wreck, this one.

  • LJCdoc

    I really want that duckface BS to stop. Grrr.

  • Wattage

    I just want to take out a nail brush and orange stick and get that grime out from under her nails and cuticles!

  • BlairBear

    Is that a dress ? Says who ? Marc Jacobs daddy

  • SewingSiren

    Does she play the sexy mummy?

  • World of Sass

    I don’t throw this word around, but: basic.

  • Kara Keenan

    Hate the contrast zipper. Love that she’s a mom of 2 young kids and looks that good!

  • Beardslee

    There’s a “look what I can wear” feel to this that I find very aging. And how old is she -30?

  • ReadBarbara

    Way to phone it in, Marc Jacobs.

  • crash1212

    I do not approve of that mani. Girlfriend, your hair stylist is not your friend and/or lost her scissors and/or her eyesight. Dress is OK.

  • Freynika

    Isn’t this eye makeup what the Fug Girls call “wracked with consumption”? Don’t hate the dress, the hair required at least a little effort, and I’m happy to see a different version of the strappy naked sandal. The straps aren’t substantial or anything, but they’re better than that big expanse of nothing that everyone else is wearing between their toes and ankles.

  • AndieJay

    I am itching to grab the hem and just yank the bunched folds down and out of that dress.

  • Tracy_Flick

    WTF? It looks like she’s trying it on the fitting room, with the black bra and not-fully-zipped thing.

  • SuzyQuzey

    She’s gone full-out Sarah Jessica Parker. That is not a compliment.

  • MyFavoriteColorIsGlitter

    Gross plastic perma-duckface. Terrible crispy extensions. Toilet paper dress.

  • demidaemon

    I was going to say “enh” (because that is always my first reaction to her) but then I thought this is tacky at its finest and kind of cheap looking too.

  • Shalhevet

    She looks more like a wax doll every time.

  • Froggae

    The head-to-toe look has a skankiness vibe, but I really like that dress on its own. It’s a much chic-er versions of those folded napkin dresses that were all the rage for a while.

  • WaterGhost

    She looks good here. For some reason she often looks to me to be slightly grubby, like her face needs a good wash. I don’t know why. But here she looks very fresh, with a nice smile in the pictures where she isn’t pouting.

    • somebody blonde

      Normally she wears way too much makeup, which I think makes her look plastic-y, but I suppose it could also make her look oily.

      • WaterGhost

        That’s probably it.

  • Jacqueline Wessel

    Too much hair, not enough dress.

  • Crystal

    110% expected.

  • frannyprof

    Looks like a skort from the back…

  • quiltrx

    No matter what kind of Fredericks-of-Hollywood mannequin airs she tries to put on, I always imagine she smells like spilled beer and cigarettes.

  • somebody blonde

    Well, her makeup looks a lot better. Now if we could convince her to stop doing duckface.

  • MandyM

    Ugh. Her again. It’s sad that the work on her face costs more than the dress she’s wearing but both look cheap.

  • Ali2044

    She makes me tired. I just want to put a flannel on my forehead and gently usher her out the front door so I can have a lie down. Edit: that model with the gold shoes. That is my face every time I see Megan Fox “Her again? UGH!”

  • ktr33

    DuckLips McDeadeyes

  • Corey Hains

    Hooker Mummy….that’s all!

  • Dino Bonačić

    I just think she’s both tacky and has NO style potential whatsoever. Playboy bunny style.

  • Imasewsure

    Dude looks like a lady
    Time to rethink EVERYTHING!!

  • PinkyK

    She needs to cut that hair.

    • CatLady

      A lot of it is (unnecessary) extensions. Her real hair comes down to about her armpit.

  • Boop

    She looks, as the Brits would say, like a slag.

  • LesYeuxHiboux

    Megan. Meh-gan. Are you a Poison groupie, or a movie star? You’re going to have to decide once and for all if you still want a shot at the latter (ladder would also work in this instance.)

  • Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie

    Toaster as clutch?

  • Sara Brams-Miller

    I seriously looked at this in just went, oh GOD. It’s an “of course” moment.

  • Paige Boerman

    This is exactly the uniform that most girls in my high school wore to dances. Seven years ago. Tacky.

  • Buttscratcher