This doesn’t even look like it’d make the cut for one of her post-”workout” sidewalk promenades. This is a gal who walked out of her gym in an Oscar de la Renta dress, looking like she was ready to announce her engagement in the New York Times.
This? Dishtowel dress and Payless shoes. If we were teens, we’d be insulted. Then again, teens tend to be insulted roughly 85% of the time.
Kidding, teens! Your imaginary gay uncles love you all. Even the moody, door-slamming ones.
But seriously, this is a big, awkward nothing.
[Photo Credit: Juan Rico/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Novis, Charlotte Olympia]