Darlings, tonight on Project Runway! THINGS happen!
Who is she?
What does she want?
Is she dangerous?
Later, FABRIC will be handled!
What product will tie into it?
What arbitrary rule or restriction will make it nearly impossible to do anything with it?
Who will wind up dying or bleaching or weaving or shredding it, in a last-minute, desperation-fueled attempt to make a bland design look more interesting than it actually is?
Goofy-ass items of clothing will be worn!
Will this person fight with someone else?
Will he cry?
Will someone else cry?
We’re joking about that last question. It was rhetorical, of course.
“We do not want to live in your fashion future.” Okay, that one’s gonna need a little work, Heidi.
Okay, here is your assignment, kittens. You all have to come up with a signature Project Runway cocktail, named after any person, event or design in the history of the show, with any ingredients you want. You’ve got some time to kill until the show starts, and plenty of time to fill before we put our recap up in the morning, so get cracking and vote on each other’s entries. The ones with the most responses will go into a finalists round which we’ll all vote on next week. Then the winner becomes the official T Lo cocktail for Project Runway viewing, an honor entire nations have gone into ruin attempting to procure.
Oh, and we’ll send you a signed copy of “Everyone Wants to Be Me or Do Me,” our hilarious (if we do say so) book.
[Photo Credit: Barbara Nitke for Lifetime – Video Credit: Lifetime]