Kristen Stewart for ELLE Magazine

Posted on August 07, 2014

Kristen is once again paid to stand and pose with her mouth open, but this time, ELLE decided to have a little fun with her.

Kristen-Stewart-ELLE-Magazine-September-2014-Issue-Chanel-Magazine-Editorial-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Kristen Stewart covers the September 2014 issue of ELLE magazine photographed by Michael Thompson. Blouse and necklaces by Chanel. Bra by Wolford.

On letting her career evolve naturally: “Never at any point have I sat down and plotted how I should proceed from here on. As soon as you start thinking about your career as a trajectory—like, as if you’re going to miss out on some wave or momentum—then you’re never doing anything for yourself anyway. Then you’re truly, actually, specifically working for the public. You’re turning yourself into a bag of chips.”

On not being able to please all the people, all the time: “Now I feel like if I smiled for a paparazzi photo—not that I ever would—that’s exactly what people would be desecrating me for. They’d be like, ‘now you’re going to give it up, now you’re a sellout.’ like, okay. What do you want? What would you like?”

On when she realized how big Twilight would be: “The day the movie came out there was a picture of me—in the New York Post, I think. I was sitting on my front porch, smoking a pipe with my ex-boyfriend and dog. And I was like, Oh shit, well, I have to be aware of that.”

 

Kristen-Stewart-ELLE-Magazine-September-2014-Issue-Chanel-Magazine-Editorial-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Pullovers, collar, skirt, tights, necklaces, bracelets, handbag, and sneakers by Chanel.

Kristen-Stewart-ELLE-Magazine-September-2014-Issue-Chanel-Magazine-Editorial-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)Dress and necklaces by Chanel

Kristen-Stewart-ELLE-Magazine-September-2014-Issue-Chanel-Magazine-Editorial-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (4)Jacket, necklaces, bracelets, sneakers and shopping basket by Chanel | Dress (worn as a top) by Nike | Jeans by Proenza Schouler.

Kristen-Stewart-ELLE-Magazine-September-2014-Issue-Chanel-Magazine-Editorial-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (5)

Kristen-Stewart-ELLE-Magazine-September-2014-Issue-Chanel-Magazine-Editorial-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO-(6)Coat, pullover, brooches, necklace, bracelet, handbag, and sneakers by Chanel.

She’s, like, a slave to fashion. And stuff. And then she’s all eighties aerobics instructor. Who likes cowl necks. And then she’s just … what? Some chick who gets really exhausted by produce and needs to sit down? We guess. And then it’s People of Walmart time!

We wonder at what point she started to realize ELLE was fucking with her.

Lest you think we’re criticizing, we actually think this is a lot of fun. Since she’s got such a smirky attitude about all things fashion, might as well dress her up to look a little ridiculous in it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Michael Thompson for ELLE Magazine]

    • Mothra

      That’s a lot of product placement.

      • Victor Beiramar Diniz

        the clothes are from the chanel collection that was shown in a mock supermarket full of chanel products. doing the shoot in a supermarket probably sounded like a clever idea to someone at elle…

        • ljh

          Wasn’t it Ms. Coco Chanel who said something about taking one thing off before you walk out the door? Her fashion house seems to have strayed just the tiniest bit from this worthwhile maxim….

      • Terri Ellis

        Must go buy some cabbage….

        • Mothra

          I’ve been thinking about peanut butter ALL DAY

    • RussellH88

      I think she has the attitude to pull these kinds of things off.

      She makes it seem like she’s wearing it ironically as opposed to looking ridiculous and screaming “Look! I am fashion incarnate! I am couture in human form!”. If someone were to tell her she looked stupid, she’d roll her eyes and say “You think I don’t fucking know that?”

      It works.

    • Kristina

      I just don’t get her appeal. And these pictures are not changing my mind.

      • evave2

        I did not like Twilight pictures AT ALL. I watched the first two (maybe I saw part of the third) and kept telling myself that the story would be SO INTERESTING if the main thrust was about ANYBODY but Bella and Edward. And I include Jacob. Both Dads were interesting. I liked everybody in the vampire family BUT Edward. It was funny. He was a stalker and she was such a debby downer. So I didn’t think much of her as an actress.

        But I liked her in Snow White and the Huntsman even if the picture was so whack it was whackadoodle, thought she did a credible job and wanted her character to succeed (not just get OFF THE SCREEN like Bella).

        WHY oh WHY in the name of Sweet Baby Jesus does she pose with her mouth open like that?

        Lastly, is that some New Agey-type of garbage bag in the first shot. I don’t care about the clothes AT ALL, but I MUST find that garbage bag.

    • Zeee

      OMG this girl makes me want to SCREAM!!!!! There is nothing fun or entertaining about her. Nothing. Nothing.

    • TM

      I think she’s such a blank canvas I would also be super tempted to throw any and everything on her. Try to balance it out. Meh, why not?

      (Also, I like that she has a good sense of how she comes across and I’m glad she’s getting more interesting roles and apparently doing well in them. That said, I just can’t with her. Is that okay?)

    • SuzBald

      “…and shopping basket by Chanel”.

      • http://melaniesuzanne.blogspot.com/ Melanie Suzanne

        I know, right?

        • Sarah

          Really. I mean, can you buy that shopping basket for bling trips to Whole Foods? Or does “by Chanel” just mean one of their minions was forced to wrap pipe cleaners around a basket specifically for the shoot? So many questions.

          • decormaven

            I remember when pictures of the shopping baskets appeared on this site. Now they’ve made it in an magazine editorial. Gah…

            • Sarah

              Okay. I didn’t remember. So, they really did make these on purpose?? Jeez, Chanel. Maybe you can come over and bedazzle my plunger, or add some flair to my macrame plant hangers. Pedestrian is the new CHIC!!!

            • decormaven

              Moving from street to gutter fashion.

            • KateShouldBeWorking

              I have to pop up to Lowes; want me to swing by the chain aisle and grab some designer necklaces?

            • Sarah

              Do be a dear throw in some padlocks while you’re at it.

            • KateShouldBeWorking

              For you, I’ll even spray paint ‘email sparkly.

            • http://www.redriverhistorian.com texashistorian

              I think I’d love a Chanel-bedazzled plunger. :)

            • demidaemon

              I wouldn’t pay them to do something I could with a glue gun and beads from Michaels. Unless they are doing it for free and afterwards I get to throw said bedazzled thing at them.

          • FrigidDiva

            Didn’t they have them in their runway show?

          • kimmeister

            Didn’t they do a whole line of market-themed handbags? With the basket above, but with an actual fabric bag on the inside as the actual handbag? Or did I just dream those?

            • Sarah

              Seems according to other comments that they did. I must’ve blanked it out.

      • KateShouldBeWorking

        That shit makes me want to punch somebody.

    • StelledelMare

      I’m so confused. The cover photo and the 2nd similar picture with the locks are so out of place with everything else it doesn’t make sense. And that outfit in front of the PB&J is pure clown clothes ugliness.

    • Aidan B

      Well, okay.

      • http://www.momforless.com/ Crystal

        I think this sums it up perfectly.

    • CPK1

      the pink outfit is hilarious. She is all Real Housewives of the 80s. I also don’t understand the editorial. Didn’t Chanel’s show take place in a mocked -up supermarket? Isn’t this super derivative or am I missing something?

    • mmebam

      LOLwut?

      Whatever.

    • Glam Dixie

      I love her in the Chanel dress and padlock necklaces, the rest is pretty silly.

      • Gatto Nero

        That’s a fantastic shot.

    • Gatto Nero

      “Now I feel like if I smiled for a paparazzi photo—not that I ever would—that’s exactly what people would be desecrating me for….”
      ———
      “Desecrating”? (Really? Violating her sanctity?)
      Her narcissism aside, that shot with the Chanel padlock necklaces and metallic top is stunning.

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

        I was trying to figure out what word she really meant. Denigrating?

        • MoHub

          It’s likely. The biggest issue I have as a copyeditor is writers “showing off” their vocabularies by using ten-dollar words wrong.

          • Starling

            Ditto. I teach professional writing, and this is one of my pet peeves.

        • Kathy

          Maybe deprecating.

          • MoHub

            Also a possibility. At this point—and I can’t believe I’m writing this—perhaps dissing would be a preferable word choice.

        • Gatto Nero

          Probably. Not so much narcissism as a poor grasp of English.

          • MoHub

            They don’t teach basic grammar, punctuation, usage, and spelling in the schools any more. A few decades ago, the powers that be decided teaching students the “rules” would stifle their creativity. And those poor uneducated slobs are now teaching English in our schools.

            • demidaemon

              It’s true. I believe it happened just as I was graduating high school (I’m going to say mid to late 90s). Now, i have the fun job of correcting and teaching students what they should have learned in elementary school. And people wonder why the rest of the world considers Americans to be stupid.

            • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

              Happened quite a while ago in Australia – when I was doing my degree (so, almost 20 years ago) there were people in my class who were a hair’s breadth from qualifying as English teachers who’d never had to write a critical essay.

          • kimmeister

            Or a malapropism.

        • Kent Roby

          She looks like the kind of gal who meant to say “defecating”.

        • smayper

          Yup. I’m thinking denigrating.

        • Sophie

          I thought of “crucifying”, to keep with the theme.

    • Dino Bonačić

      It was inspried by Chanel’s latest pret-a-porter runway…

    • hughman

      THE CHAIN NECKLACES! *screams and faints*

    • FibonacciSequins

      That last shot is giving a whiff of Cindy Sherman realness.

      • Kent Roby

        It’s giving a whiff of something

        • FibonacciSequins

          Ba dum tss!

          Cindy Sherman aside, it’s the shot I like least in a layout that’s at least interesting and speaks to the pull quotes. For an actress, KStew isn’t a bad editorial model. I’m coveting the sneakers she’s wearing over by the produce.

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

      “Why are smart women ashamed to love fashion?” – oh piss off Elle. Have you even met the TLo commentariat?

      • R.A.

        PREACH!!

      • FrigidDiva

        Maybe because we’re smart enough to realize that most of the showings lately have been pure dreck?

      • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

        I have noticed a weird thing where people are surprised to learn that I read Vanity Fair and follow fashion collections, because I am a fairly intellectual person and they assume those things are mutually exclusive. It has very little to do with me.

        • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

          You like what you like. I like pretty things. I don’t think that reduces my intellect and I don’t think it is something to be ashamed of!

    • Carina

      Love it. It works.

    • Aurumgirl

      I agree they were fucking with her. And Chanel is really fucking with her. With everybody, actually.

    • http://redheadedwolf.wordpress.com/ Laura Renee

      “Now I feel like if I smiled for a paparazzi photo—not that I ever would”
      I don’t care what you say, Kristen Stewart can take me away any day of the week.

    • mapmakerscolors

      High Fashion Bag Lady works for her.

    • bookish

      Those lock necklaces are giving me flashbacks to the time my college freshman roommate was walking around the dorms being led on a leash by her boyfriend. She wore a collar fastened with a lock, and only he had the key. It was a bit much for my 18-year-old brain to deal with.

      • J.W.

        Years ago there was a couple here that walked around town wearing hats that said “Master” and “Slave”. “Slave” also wore a dog collar around his neck. Very unique in this conservative, right-wing village. :)

    • James

      “Now I feel like if I smiled for a paparazzi photo—not that I ever would—that’s exactly what people would be desecrating me for. ” And this is why I can’t stand her.

    • carollorac

      I love the 99 Cent II Diptychon thing they’ve got going on.

    • Sobaika

      I do not like her acting or that she always looks like she forgot to shower.

      But she’s someone I could picture myself hanging out with. Like the surly girl from your dorm who sometimes hissed at strangers but also had the good weed and didn’t mind sharing her late night pizza delivery.

      • Eclectic Mayhem

        “Surly Girl” I love it. Is that the name of a perfume yet? It really should be…

        • http://angrynerdgirl.net/ Jessi03

          My freshman year roommate was that girl. We called her Surly Jen.

    • colleenjanel

      Pic #3 … there’s just the **slightest** hint of an expression. Like she thought she might be feeling something, and then it escaped.

      • kimmeister

        Was it a fart?

        • colleenjanel

          HA HA HA!!! OMG, I think you’re right!

        • demidaemon

          This is the perfect response to everything here. I am rolling on the floor. :)

    • MariaCookie

      This interview makes me SO MAD. The answer about “thinking about your career as a trajectory” is so dumb. Most people should plan their careers, because most of us are not going to make millions “””acting””” in a movie franchise about sub-par vegetarian vampires.

      And a photoshoot at a supermarket featuring clothes that were first introduced in supermarket-looking runway. GROUNDBREAKING, ELLE, GROUNDBREAKING.

      • Bexxx

        She is specifically referring to acting.

      • FibonacciSequins

        I don’t think she’s giving career advice so much as talking about her own path, probably in response to a question about looking for another franchise to star in.

    • In_Stitches

      I’m getting a lot of London street style from these looks mixed with a sort of nouveau riche emperor’s-new-clothes message. At least there’s something to talk about.

    • http://reneshiro.tumblr.com/ kingderella

      Her two-tone hair looks like a photoshop mistake.

    • MoHub

      She’s practicing for the celebrity edition of guy’s Grocery Games.

    • Tanya Wade

      She looks as if she smells of rest-stop pee. The Chanel stuff is laughable. Unkle Karl is punking us, as always.

    • MilaXX

      I like the cover look, the PB & J shot and the Chanel look. The rest are “meh”, but the sound bites are stupid.

    • Judy_J

      The outfit with the tights and cowl neck looks like it could be worn by one of Chloe Sevigny’s alters.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      So she IS being sold like a bag of chips. Cleanup in aisle 5!

      • Kitten Mittons

        The hilarity of that statement with her posed in a supermarket…..too much.

    • Warmheartedgirl_Seattle

      Does the girl have more than one expression?? I’ve never seen it, if she does. Irrational hatred of this girl. No idea why. :)

    • Inspector_Gidget

      What a difference it makes to drop the raccoon eyes. Maybe People of Wal-mart Chic is the next trend!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

      Peanut butter jelly time!

    • CT14

      Her hair.

      It’s just atrocious.

      Has it ever not looked skanky/dirty/smelly?

    • TwiddlyStun

      Her dog smokes a pipe?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

      Though what bothers me the most is the garden hose hanging from the produce fridge. I have never seen any market do that, as they have built in sprinklers on those shelves. It makes it look really unsanitary. I am feeling such revulsion over a hose… Did I take my meds??

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

      I am sure they could have come up with two more pages’ worth of material for their fall fashion guide…

    • Kent Roby

      KStew and RPats in one day; what horrid crime have we committed to be subjected to such torture, Uncles Dearest?

    • http://fibonaccisequins.storenvy.com/ Danielle

      A Chanel shopping basket. I’ve truly seen it all.

      • Shawn EH

        Isn’t that one of their new purses?

        • http://fibonaccisequins.storenvy.com/ Danielle

          Now that I’ve thought on it, I remember a TLo post with a Chanel shopping basket not long ago. We’ve truly hit the originality wall.

    • Noah

      Edina Monsoon realness.

      • MoHub

        I think Eddie actually wore these 20 years ago.

    • Freynika

      In what universe does a grocery store put the dog biscuits next to the Capri Sun next to the cookies?
      The outfits are on crack, too. Waaaaay too literal to the original Chanel runway show with the supermarket backdrop.

      • GillianHolroyd

        I wonder if this was shot in California, at that “supermarket” set up in a warehouse which is used for market research testing product placement.

    • Thomas

      It’s the same vacant stare in every photo.

    • Anna

      She’s an ’80s aerobics instructor competing on Guy Fieri’s Grocery Games who just barely escaped elimination in the first round. This next challenge involves using ingredients that are only on the top shelves.

    • http://msavonelljrose.blogspot.com Avonell

      She looks like she’s trying really hard to model her ass of. I only liked the dress and chain number.
      As much I love the rest I didn’t like it on her. Still in love with her tho.

    • MarissaLG

      Well, it doesn’t really look like Elle’s doing- this is all Chanel, right? I mean, she’s a paid Chanel spokes model and Chanel did that grocery store thing recently. Really we should be addressing the Chanel publicity team for all their hard work and dedication to Fashion.

      And Kristen, smiling for the paps isn’t selling out- this photoshoot is selling out. You’re sold.

    • Nancer

      I think this is funny and I like it a lot! I would LOVE to see someone like this shopping in my grocery store, it would really brighten the day! :]

    • pugluv

      The grocery aisle photos are have way too much going on, it hurts to look at them and the clothes are just kind all kinds of horrid. Perhaps KStew, you could consider adding one or two college classes to your career plan. You are not a monument or gravestone thus you can not be desecrated…perhaps you meant “denigrate” or “criticize” ???

    • marlie

      I think these photos are ridiculous, and yet she looks pretty good in them (despite the perpetually-open mouth). That last outfit, from head to toe, needs to be set on fire.

      • matildarf

        It’s Chanel darling, CHANEL. –Edina

        • marlie

          I can”t believe Chanel designed an outfit where the top and pants look like they had a bad run-in with moths, and a coat that looks like IT smells of mothballs.

          • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

            Chanel always looks as though it would smell of mothballs and rancid perfume.

            • Shawn EH

              But still expensive, so Nina would be pleased!

            • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

              Of course! The perfume in question would always be Chanel No. 5

    • cocoapurl

      What I discover when I take a chance and go into the comment section of articles about Kristen Stewart is that people are way too stupid to live. Desecrate – : “to treat disrespectfully, irreverently, or outrageously.” Read past the top line on google folks. How is “desecrate” the wrong word? Then, you have the AUDACITY to suggest that SHE take a college course. Maybe she’s not the one that needs a little education. Also, may I suggest that Elle is not “fucking with her.” She’s “fucking with you.” She knows what you think and say about her. She’s talking about not wanting to be a product and being contrasted with products on a shelf. You think they blindfolded her and put her in front of products? She’s showing that she’s not a thing. If anybody who comes here were deeper than a very shallow puddle, then you’d see that it’s kind of nice that Chanel is making couture accessible to working women and younger women.

      • Sarah

        It might be possible that it is a bit hyperbolic to suggest that people who don’t agree with your views are too stupid to live, but hey, I’m just a shallow puddle over here.

        • cocoapurl

          Take it like you want to, puddle.

          • Sarah

            What other way could I take it?

            • FrigidDiva

              From one fellow puddle to another I’m guessing that since we’re too stupid to live (since we don’t agree her), we can’t possibly comprehend how else we could take it (excuse me while I try not to have a seizure from rolling my eyes so hard).

            • Sarah

              I guess you’re right. I am sort of amazed that I never realized the true Value of Kristen Stewart to society and her astonishing level of control over both her photo shoots and her career. She is clearly – if I’m reading it correctly, and I may not be because I’m hopelessly shallow and therefore dumb – a Champion of Womanhood and a Paragon of Higher Intelligence. Thank GOD I’ve been corrected lest I make a fool of myself. We trifling kittens are so obtuse, at times.

        • demidaemon

          Sarah, you are not a puddle. you are an ocean.

          • Sarah

            :)

      • MarissaLG

        Chanel isn’t making couture accessible. They’re making it ugly.

        • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

          As a working-class woman, it reads as Chanel making a joke at my peers’ expense. A photo in a five-dollar magazine does not make a $10,000 coat “accessible.” It’s a fancy ad, for things people can’t really afford, making fun of the things they can. It’s cruel.

          • Ali2044

            THIS. Millionaire fashion designers doing a People of Walmart mockery just rubs me the wrong way. Why don’t they just call it Derelicte and be done with it?

      • Bexxx

        Many of your points are solid but can’t be taken seriously since you are VERY EMOTIONAL about INTERNET COMMENTERS.

        • Bexxx

          Also re: puddle comment- you don’t come here often, do you?

      • FrigidDiva

        I don’t even know where to start with this, but I will say that for fashion magazines there’s a creative director and they’re the ones that come up with concepts for photoshoots and editorials. Also, Chanel’s runway show was in a supermarket setting, so again, would not be Kristen’s idea to be “contrasted with products on a shelf”. You’re giving her way too much credit.

      • FibonacciSequins

        Take it easy fangurl.

      • Trickytrisha

        Ooh, I love fanboy/girl rants!!

        • MarissaLG

          If you go through Cocoapurl’s comment history you’ll find plenty of them to enjoy! Most are about Ms. Stewart, but a recent one is defending Kanye’s rape comments. Fun for the whole family.

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

        Some of us didn’t need to look the word up because we already knew what it meant, with the self-aggrandising connotations that go along with the more common use of it.

        • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

          Did someone call for bandages and salve? I heard there was a wicked burn.

      • Ali2044

        Kristen, is that you?

    • Vegas Girl

      Here hair is very unfortunate in these pics. But, I guess it goes with the looks?

    • Shalhevet

      Her quotes make no sense.

    • Bexxx

      Save for the chain necklace pictures which I love, this is the definition of fuckery. Speaking of definitions, I don’t see why it’s such a big deal that she misused “desecrating.” She’s an actor, not an English professor.

    • Trickytrisha

      I guess the photographer told her “Stand there and look vapid”. She takes direction well.

    • Shawn EH

      She’s contemplating the heaviness of melons.

      • decormaven

        Or the sensual nature of vegetables. “No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.”

    • kathryn_dc

      I look like that all the time in the produce section…”oh shit, what did I forget?”

    • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

      I like the idea of shooting in a grocery store, but those outfits are a waste of everyone’s time. As an artist who pretty much hates discussing her own work, I get where she is coming from with wanting to act and make movies without being a celebrity product. You do have to compromise. I am not a salesperson, but at some point I have to write the artist statement and gussy up for the gallery show so I can continue to make visual art. Twilight certainly put that out of the realm of possibility in her early career, but now I think she could let her personal life recede (she’d have to stop talking about it) and make some smaller, interesting films to build her resumé for later opportunities. Which is what it seems she’s been doing.

      • Froggae

        Yes, but she also gets paid a lot of money to wear ridiculously expensive, and sometime ridiculously ugly, clothes. So she needs to get over herself. If she just wants to be an actor/artiste without the trappings of fame, she can do community theater.

    • Kate4queen

      does she mean desecrating? or maybe disparaging or another word?

      • Myra Amler

        I wondered the same thing.

    • Latin Buddy

      Looks a lot like Joan cusack

    • Angela

      She did not have any movie out last year but she was just named No 10 on the Forbes’ list of highest paid actresses. I am sure Chanel paid her extremely well. Explains why she would wear anything from Uncle Karl. tbh, I’d have done the same.

    • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

      Shopping basket by Chanel?? Karl, you have really hit the bottom. Also, these pics do nothing to take KStew off my irrational hate list.

    • Trishington

      Herr Lagerfeld has collaborated with Skittles for a line of sweatshirts and Lady Blankface *still* can’t crack a smile.

    • Bonnie Blue

      I think her face looks gorgeous in the 4th picture from the bottom, her expression reminds me of an old painting. She can look very sour sometimes. I don’t think I’ve seen her in any movies so just going purely by the photos.

    • Presumptuous Insect

      I crave a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I actually love to see her in photo shoots. Something very compelling about her.

    • flamingoNW

      She needs to sit down because that necklace is so heavy

    • vickilu

      Interesting how they basically reenacted Chanel’s runway show. Not too impressed with it, but I love that distant shot of her reaching for the junk food.

    • alyce1213

      It’s an amusing spread, but she’s clearly phoning it in.

    • somebody blonde

      Ha, I love these clothes on her.

    • SuzyQuzey

      Shopping basket by Chanel?!

    • quiltrx

      Her hair looks really good when she’s exhausted by produce. I like that skirt with the circles, too. That’s all I got.

    • Vic

      She appeals to her generation, advertisers, designers, and directors. That’s all that counts. I rather like that she doesn’t fake smile.

    • frannyprof

      Is her face frozen in that one expression?

      • Ali2044

        As someone who unfortunately sat through that awful Snow White movie, yes, that is her one expression. I yelled “CLOSE YOUR DAMN MOUTH” through the entire thing.

        • frannyprof

          I saw that movie too! A girlfriend & I went to a fancy schmancy theater where you can drink cocktails while watching the movie… We laughed through the entire thing and were in awe of Charlize Theron’s costumes.

    • demidaemon

      The people of Walmart picture actually made me smile a little, so I guess, mission accomplished?

    • Fuchsiaforever

      Omg this is so hilarious. Elle that was brilliant. Elle is winking right now! Lol

    • guest2visits

      I think I can actually see some emotion in her eyes, I think this was fun to do. She certainly is beautiful, even in ridiculous shit.

    • Ali2044

      I think Chanel is fucking with us too.

    • altermyego

      Ow! My neck hurts!

    • Alyssa_T_Robot

      i hate this new chanel crap, i really do.

    • ktr33

      she bugs so much I can’t even look at the shoot or clothes.

    • Town

      I just want to know what color are her nails in the cover shot?

      • sunflower

        I’m pretty sure it’s Chanel’s Paradoxal. I received it for Christmas last year. It’s a great color!

    • formerlyAnon

      I’m surprised at how well she pulls off essentially ridiculous outfits. Most of them actually work for me till we get down to the leggings/shoes, which are ridiculous. Never have been, never will be impressed with the giant locks & chain necklaces. There is a style genre with which they work, I’ll admit – but this is not it, and they never work all chromed and shiny and embellished. IMO.

    • MsC

      Some people have resting bitchface. K-Stew has resting duhface.

    • JynxTheCat

      Well this is a fun and imaginative editorial! Say what you will…she is one beautiful kid. Like a lost offsprong of Wlvis and Priscilla. Stunner. I like her attitude a lot better than I like her acting. “People of WalMart” = nailed it

    • Firecat

      That’s a very literal take on the Chanel A/W 2014 show. Coco would raise a very severe eyebrow, but Kristen is pulling it off.