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Posted on August 12, 2014
Kellan Lutz attends the premiere of “The Expendables 3″ at TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California in Ermenegildo Zegna.
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There’s a way to make a black and navy combo look stylish. This isn’t it. I do, however, appreciate the lack of neck beard.
That was the first thing I noticed: he has a neat trimmed scruff AND no neck hair. I miss the complete lineup. Please T/LO, bring them ALL back for me to appreciate.
My Toyota Yaris is parked up front – don’t change the station. You guys do validations, right?
Seeing him try to fit in that car would be worth the valet money in itself.
He looks like he’s about to pop.
He can pop inside me anytime…
I think he needs a different hairstyle. He looks like his head is too small for his body. Or like his body is too big for his head? IDK. But this is the first time I’ve ever really looked at him, & he’s actually a handsome guy. His styling is just so off, it makes him look strange.
His body’s too big for his head. He needs to deflate those muscles some.
I completely agree. His face and his body do not match. He has what used to be called “fine features” and his big bulky body doesn’t belong.
Well, it doesn’t help that the tightness of his clothes is going to pop his head off.
That made me laugh & think of the old dandelion trick of popping the head off the stem. “Mama had a baby & her head popped off!”
I think he’s a chunky sweater and jeans guy. Stuff with corners, not so much.
Ah, men in chunky sweaters. Another reason I can’t wait for Fall.
Time to go up a size or lower the protein intake, dude. He seems so objectively good-looking, but does absolutely nothing to my nethers.
He’s really nailing the “sausage casing” look on this pole dance, and that’s not a compliment.
Hitman taking his girlfriend to dinner at Capriccio in Providence.
I was thinking Joe Marzilli’s Old Canteen but Capriccio also works.
Ha! A thousand points for the RI reference!
OH MY GOD the memories. PERFECT.
Well, if we’re going by his previous appearances, I would edit that to boyfriend.
Yeah, but the mental picture of a woman dressed like Rosie Huntington-Whitely but with big hair and even heavier makeup is more entertaining.
Needs to find his style groove, and soon. These dark on dark ensembles don’t do anything for him.
Vegas strip club bouncer.
Yeah, I was going to say “bouncer”. A well groomed bouncer, but still…
I could see 98 Degrees.
I see more 98 Degrees too.
Dammit, you beat me to it. I was going to go with mid-level Vegas strip club bouncer.
If he looks like this, I wonder what his handlers look like.
Oh look, it’s everyone’s favorite gay mobster!!
Where are his drunk companions?
Like Channing Tatum, he just doesn’t do much for me.
SO with you on both of them. I mentioned the other day that the only time I’ve ever found Kellan attractive was in The Immortals. Hair and facial hair was much better then too.
Ditto, although I saw the Charming Potato on that survivalist show (don’t know the name, we were at someone else’s house), and it was kind of cute watching him try to catch a rattlesnake. Him being all outdoorsy gave me the feels more than ever before.
Kellan is still a Nay, though.
I’m a sucker for outdoorsy guys and I’m terrified of snakes so that would give me the feels too, but only for that episode (and as long as he doesn’t speak). But yeah, overall a Nay.
Yeah, even if Kellan were a genius, he just hits all my no buttons. Too built, too groomed, and so on.
He could be an Apple store genius. Maybe.
I choose to read that as serious shade thrown Apple’s way. In which case, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, dammit: I heart you so hard.
I’ve never been an Apple user but I went with a friend once who was having some issue with his phone. We were no more than 5 minutes late tops for his appointment and the rude/bored check in girl told us they’d cancelled the appointment and that we’d have to wait an hour for next one. And that turned out to be the least of his problems.
I am most definitely Not A Fan.
Just witnessing what he had to go through was enough to convince me that I won’t be a customer.
I love a built and groomed guy, but his face just does nothing for me for some reason.
He is overly built and groomed for my tastes. And he had a cute little button nose. I like a big shnoz.
If they are too built and prettified for my tastes, I’ll send them your way.
Deal! But this one and Channing Tatum you can toss lol
ETA: I do like my guys leaner than this though. He’s a bit too stocky for me.
Like….. Eric Northman build?
Yes, more like that lol I do have a thing for Joe Manganiello though, but Alexander Scarsgaard’s build is usually more my taste.
I’ll keep my eyes peeled.
You can have Alcide when I’m done with him.
Sloppy seconds! I thought he’d be too buff for you! Lol
In general he would be. It’s the tall dark and handsome thing, though. And the shnoz.
We watched a bit of 21 Jump Street the other day, too, and I was reminded he can be decently funny. I’ll give him that.
I still haven’t seen that, but thought his scene with Danny McBride in This Is the End was hysterical.
I haven’t seen that one yet, either. Sooooo far behind.
It’s silly and fun, I actually find James Franco less of a douche when he’s supposedly mocking himself.
I prefer him in comedies.
Me too! Ensemble ones, especially. Although I didn’t like Pineapple Express as much as This Is the End.
I saw that one! I liked it, so I’m excited you think This Is The End is better. Something to look forward to…..in 2016.
It might even be on Netflix already. I’m really behind too, I have so many shows I started watching the first seasons of that I still need to finish. And I gave up hope long ago of ever watching all the “Important Oscar Movies,” in time for the Oscars. I think I’m like, 4 years behind on that.
Ditto to all.
definitely available on Netflix .. I just watched it for the first time a few weeks ago.
I literally laughed out loud at work at you calling him Charming Potato. Thank you for that.
Also he seems to have a fairly down-to-earth personality which I appreciate.
Oh, I wish I could take credit, but it was another, much more creative, BK that thought of it. At least, I stole it from them. Wish I could remember who do I could give them their proper respect!
“Charming Tater.” Love that.
Thanks, but I’m not that creative. See my response to @disqus_I8oFZjPkFi:disqus for more potato-ey information.
I think we should also establish 2 new TLo categories: Charming and Non-Charming potatoes.
At lease Channing seems to have a bit of a personality. I don’t find him hot, but I think he’d be cool to hang with. Kellan all I get is “Doh!”
Yeah, Channing can be funny and seems like a cool guy to hang around with.
For a second, I couldn’t eve generate an image of what Channing Tatum looked like.
Many people think he looks like a thumb or a potato. I’m a huge fan of his, but I find both comparisons hilarious.
I know what he looks like, but I can never get his name right. I thought he was Tatum Channing for the longest time, and now I usually just say Chatum Tanning.
Ha,I have heard that before. I do actually know what he looks like, but I was having trouble pulling up an image in my head for a few seconds.
You had better pay the Boss, or this guy’s gonna show up and collect, eh? Watch your kneecaps!
I get the strong urge to palm him a $50 to allow my friends & I entrance to the club ahead of the line.
He looks like a bouncer who loves the ladies…. only the dudes have to pay to get in (as long as the ladies are wearing 5 inch heels and 5 inches of teased, ratted and hairsprayed boufs of course)
The jacket’s too tight around his chest and arms. The monochrome look, especially the very dark shirt, veers a bit tacky.
But I like saying “Ermenegildo Zegna.”
That’s a whole lotta makeup, Lutz.
I thought black on black suit tie combos were Mafioso looking but the tie pin is the cherry on the stereotype.
He should have worn a pinky ring.
Whenever I see him now, I think, “I grew a beard! My socks are red.” And I laugh really hard.
I just read that Robin Williams apparently committed suicide yesterday. He was deeply depressed. RIP Robin and kind thoughts to all those who suffer from depression.
He looks like a bouncer.
“Hulk do security.”
Again with the too-tight mafioso suit.
I can’t look at him without thinking of some of the meat heads at my gym..sorry.
Gay Mafioso. He always has the strangest, most uncomfortable expression in pictures for this poledance. Like, he’s got this raging internal monologue going on, kind of what the uncles described when they talked about his primping: “How should I stand? Is this the right way to hold my hands? The right facial expression? Maybe if I tilt my head down 30 degrees? Do they like this? Hmm. Now I’ll try looking suave and impassive. Maybe a smile this time? Is this what they want?” It’s exhausting just imagining it.
Boy, his makeup is caked on. That amount would last me for a year. Speaking of his face, the way his eyebrows are groomed make him look like a pomeranian. Google it.
The word ‘beefcake’ was invented for this guy.
oh BABY! flex and rip that suit open!! go on…;)
Someone set his makeup gun to the whore level.
Where are the tailors?????
He just looks so boring. Also that suit is too small.
His shoes are very nice looking.
The Incredible Hulk about to bust out of his clothes.
(Funny how his ring is loose.)
His shoes are the only thing I like about this look!
I’m so over skinny suits on big burly men!
The suit is about to give way
This poor guy is trying so hard. It’s not doing much for me personally, though I do sort of appreciate that he’s taking his duty to try so seriously.
I was coming down here to comment on that. At least he’s not showing up to the RC in ripped jeans and baseball caps like some of his co-stars.
Oh. My. God. I just love him. I know his suits are always too small, and I know he looks a little bit like he might be a dumbass, but I love that he’s so excited about his movie. You just don’t see that.
Too tight through the seat, sleeves and shoulders. I’m sure a size up would be baggy at the waist and through the torso though…he’s in a tough spot because he’s not famous enough for custom tailoring. However, he has no excuse for that ridiculous hair and even more ridiculous blue steel.
Do you even lift, bro?
His version of getting by on pretty is getting by on nicely arched eyebrows. Why is everything here pulling and wrinkled and all the same color? Did he not button the top button of the shirt and that’s why the collar and tie look so wonky? GAH! Go home. Start over. DO BETTER!
Just a couple of days off from the gym would be okay, I think.
You know, I just can rag on this guy too hard since he’s from ND and we don’t have too many famous celebrities from here–and bless him, at least he tries.
One of the (many) issues here is his “fig leaf” stance. It makes him look deeply
Why he’s holding his tummy? Looks very uncomfortable. On the other hand, pants suits him very well but the jacket DOES NOT suit him at all, big lapel jackets are intended for certain body types. BTW, why my gaydar is tickRINGING?
honey, you’re wearing too much make up
Combining foundation makeup with facial hair should only ever be attempted if you are a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence.
I always think this dude would list his favourite pastime as “opening cans of beans with my face”. It is certainly how he opened his bronzer, judging by the amount he is wearing. If you are using it as spakfilla to fill in lines on your fo’head, you need to rethink your approach ….
I always think that wearing a black shirt under a suit with a dark tie makes someone look like a mafia goon. Kellan isn’t doing anything to change my impression.
He looks like he ought to be standing at the door, keeping the hoi-polloi out of the event.
He does even less for me than (the admittedly very sweet seeming) Channing Tatum. I didn’t think that was possible.
I’m Mr. Stallone’s bodyguard. Please step aside.
(I have to say, again, he is doing great with the hair on this poledance!)
All that’s missing is the diamond pinky ring.
It’s kind of lame. And he looks like he is going to have a Hulk moment and burst out of the suit, which has both an awesome and unawesome appeal.
He looks pretty jacked at the moment, any clothes which are not a tracksuit pant and a single will look awkward on him.