Y’know, we’re really starting to respect this man-whore for working the shit out of the press this year, “Be Me or Do Me“-style.
Between the publicist-generated magazine covers, insanely high-profile canoodling and constant post-workout photo ops – every single one of which are celebrity image-management maneuvers we covered extensively in the book – we’re starting to peer closely at all his pictures to see if we can spot a copy of it peeking out of his bag or something. He’s following the T Lo Guide to Celebrity Image Management precepts to perfection. We have to assume he’s got a dog-eared copy with tons of notes in the margins.
Maybe we should start holding private seminars with C-list stars to show them how to rise up the fame ladder.
Also: Yes, darlings. You are absolutely welcome. You can thank us by buying our book.
Your other favorite shameless man-whores.
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