Jason Statham and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at “The Expendables 3″ LA Premiere

Posted on August 12, 2014

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[Photo Credit: Celebrity Monitor/PacificCoastNews]

    • RussellH88

      She looks like a tacky butterfly in the process of breaking out of a cocoon.

      And he looks boring.

    • Beto

      Jason, Jason, you must shave all your head, that minimal hairstyle does not suit you.

    • MilaXX

      He looks like he always does, but her dress is tacky. She can usually sell some unusual looks, but she cannot sell this mess.

      • Kent Roby

        You’re right; she can often make a bad dress work, but this one is too much even for her.

      • livesarah

        The brassy hair only makes it worse.

    • hughman

      He looks like an Old Seaman posing with a very large black and white fish he just caught.

      • FibonacciSequins

        Argh, matey.

        • MilaXX

          I was going to post that but knew someone had to have already done so.

      • boweryboy

        Your comments never fail to make me laugh.

      • Fyolette

        CACKLE. Thanks, I really needed that!

      • Wink

        Daryl Hannah in “Splash.”

      • kmk05

        A reluctant and unimpressed fish.

        • demidaemon

          A dead fish, really.

          • kmk05

            I was trying not to go there, really! :D

      • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

        He needs to toss her back in.

      • spirit52

        TOUCHE!

      • KinoEye

        The Old Man and the Sea. He finally caught the marlin.

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      They both look pretty rough.

    • Kitten Mittons

      I’m just going to focus on her face and the decent fit of his jacket, because I can’t take the rest of this fuckery. Not this afternoon.

    • SewingSiren

      If the sheer bits were lined it wouldn’t be a bad dress for her. And I like her better when she wears her hair in a more severe way. Like a braided bun or something.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        It’s past time to just say no to the badly deployed lace inserts.

    • Anna

      She came in her favourite Frederick’s of Hollywood peignoir.

      He manages the strip club where Kellan is the bouncer.

      • Imasewsure

        I’d say he works out Kellan’s strip club but I can’t imagine he’s pulled together enough to be the manager… more like fired every Sunday and rehired every Monday…. rough rough rough

    • JR Labrador

      What’s going on with his eye? Is he having a small stroke?

      • LJCdoc

        Maybe one of the boob wings came detached in the limo and hit him in the eye.

      • sugarkane105

        Thank you for my first genuine LOL of the day.

        • FibonacciSequins

          Mine as well.

      • kimmeister

        It’s like they started putting caveman prostheses on him for a role and dragged him out for this photo shoot halfway through.

        • Freynika

          I know! He doesn’t look quite fully evolved today.

      • Sarah

        In that second pic, I’m pretty sure he’s releasing some flatulence, and trying simultaneously to silence it. Hence his concerned brow…

      • another_laura

        It’s the “white guy on the dance floor biting his lower lip” thing, right?

    • Karen Belgrad

      This just screams high school reunion: used car dealership owner and trophy wife.

      • Constant Reader

        YES!

    • Capt. Renault

      “You see this? You see this? With me? That’s right.”

    • boweryboy

      That dress is all kinds of ugly and his suit is boring.

    • @Biting Panda

      The lack of chemistry is palpable.

      • Myra Amler

        That is odd, I thought they were a couple.

        • MilaXX

          They are

          • @Biting Panda

            Mmmhmmm. . . Or something like one. Allegedly.

            • fursa_saida

              Care to elaborate?

            • MilaXX

              really? DISH!

            • @Biting Panda

              Blind (so largely questionable) gossip suggests a tale as old as Hollywood. Boy likes boys, so boy employs stunning proof of heterosexual leanings.

              Lest he show up solo and wearing too much makeup.

            • demidaemon

              Oh, so he’s trying to hide his canoodling with Kellan?

            • kmk05

              Oh santa baby jesus, no. Isn’t the age-differential canoodling rule that you should put them back in the Single Sea either the same or better? Old school closet machismo isn’t good for anyone. RUN KELLAN! Use those muscles and work on your cardio!

            • demidaemon

              Well, I just thought Biting Panda’s reference was that obvious. :)

            • kmk05

              Would you believe that that didn’t even come to mind? (probably because Statham looks old and sad and sleazy here, and Lutz is like an earnestly lumbering beefcake needing to be taught some finesse…) Actually, wait a minute. That’s EXACTLY what should come to mind!

            • demidaemon

              EXACTLY. ;)

      • FibonacciSequins

        The first thing I thought of when I saw these photos. Followed closely by “What’s wrong with his eye?”

    • http://instagram.com/nevareese International Model

      She’s giving me Jennifer North. He’s giving me “YOU’RE AD HERE”.

    • Monabel

      In addition, her necklace looks like a trickle of sweat.

    • Fyolette

      It would be quite a stunning dress without the unnecessary cooch-pointer lace.

      • conniemd

        At least the hair looks like it is all hers without extensions.

    • Synnae

      Pucci is usually classier than this mess, where the hell did she find this dress and who told her she looked good wearing it?

    • kimmeister

      Yikes. That face does not go with that dress. Unless that dress is used as a nightgown.

    • SugarSnap108

      Worst tie ever. And why is he standing like a pirate with a hook arm in the second shot?

      • FibonacciSequins

        To match what’s going on with his eyes.

      • Sarah

        Farting.

    • BobStPaul

      What a spectacularly ugly dress. At least he finally dressed up a bit though his suit is exceedingly blah.

    • http://redheadedwolf.wordpress.com/ Laura Renee

      Way to choose an invisible necklace.

    • sundaynightaddict

      She’s beautiful, but I always feel vaguely like I’m looking at a wax figurine of her. I think she’s got a bit of a dead-eye thing going on. Like she’s always bored and somewhere else (also boring) in her head.

      • marlie

        With the exception of one photo, her face never moves. She actually looks like a Barbie.

        • Constant Reader

          The Kardashian kontouring on her face adds to the overall Barbie impression.

      • susan6

        Exactly what I was thinking. “He went to a wax museum and took a bunch of photos with one of the wax models.”

      • SouthernGirlRena

        That’s what I’ve always thought too but she actually has an expression in two of the pictures. One with an open mouth and in the look-at-my-butt shot she may be smiling a tiny bit. Maybe.

    • Sarah

      Sweet. I have been looking for a way to make my breasticles look furry, and still be dressed appropriately for an evening event.

      • Kitten Mittons

        While also cleverly showing off your favorite feature, the backs of your knees, amirite?

        • Sarah

          Don’t your knees suffer from hot flashes? I thought everyone’s did. It just makes SENSE to ventilate them.

          • Kitten Mittons

            In New Orleans in August, I will admit to knee sweat. So this is practical as well as for showing off. Nicely done, RHW.

            • demidaemon

              I always thought kneesweat was omnipresent, unfortunately.

            • Kitten Mittons

              I’ll put one of these on layaway for your birthday, then. Pretend to be surprised!

              In my Colorado days, knee sweat was hardly even a thought. It’s definitely more common down here, but absolutely omnipresent in the summer. Unless I have a daiquiri or a sno-ball in my hand, I try not to ponder in August/September why the fuck I moved here.

            • demidaemon

              If I ever decide to do drag professionally, then I will keep it in mind. ;)

            • Kitten Mittons

              Well, you have a few years to decide because it’ll probably take me that long to pay it off.

            • demidaemon

              Man, just thinking how expensive that tacky thing must be makes me weep tears of despair.

            • Kitten Mittons

              Oh, fret not, my dear. Since she’ll never wear it again, I’m sure RHW will let you borrow hers to blow your nose on.

    • uprightcitizen

      Did anyone else glance at the thumbnail and think this was Heidi? This dress fairly screams “Klum!” So much so, that I think Ms. Whitely has raided the fraulein’s closet. And I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed his eye.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        I thought of Heidi, too, and the dress is Klumesque.

    • Dany

      “Don’t even think about touching her. Don’t even look at her. She’s my girl, you hear?”

      He looks like a wannabe mafioso.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Jason, bubbeleh, they’ve already made “Goodfellas”. Go home and change.

    • colleenjanel

      The dress would have been much better if the sheer panels were a solid fabric … black would be too obvious; maybe the silver or the medium gray from the pattern? And get rid of the silly trim around the top.

    • http://fibonaccisequins.storenvy.com/ Danielle

      Do you ever look at two people and wonder what they look like having sex?

      • Sarah

        Ew.

      • random_poster

        Not from these pictures.

      • SewingSiren

        All the time.

      • MRC210

        I do, unfortunately, with these two. He keeps saying “How’m I doing?” and she keeps saying “Ewww”. And tries to lean away from him as far as possible.

        • demidaemon

          That must make things difficult. Also hilarious in my imagination, but difficult.

      • FrigidDiva

        These two seem so awkward, I’m just picturing her pushing him away and making a face.

    • Gail

      Slugo and his Barbie doll

    • marlie

      Strip club owner and his stripper girlfriend.

      Honestly, her dress is hideous AND tacky.

      • kmk05

        I’m more concerned by her dead-eye gaze and his sleazy grin (that first pic is really unsettling). More like ‘strip club owner and stripper girlfriend (but only for promotion and everyone knows it)’.

    • Imasewsure

      He should always wear sunglasses… he needs the edge… her dress is tacky…. oooohhh I notice I am not the only BK who thinks so!!

    • Frank_821

      UGly dress. she can’t elevate it-which tells you how bad the dress is

    • KT

      Oooooh so many bitchy comments running through my head… thank you T.Lo for giving me the opportunity to unleash them.

      I think I’ll go with: Atlantic City Casino Owner and his Real Housewife of New Jersey!

      • demidaemon

        He does kind of resemble one of the Real Househusbands of NJ.

    • somebody blonde

      HIDEOUS dress. Just awful.

    • Gatto Nero

      The print and those lace inserts are horrifying. And she could wear anything. She has to *work* to get it wrong!

    • crash1212

      I hate that dress with the white hot heat of a thousand suns. Rosey, honey, it’s a nightgown. He looks OK, but his pants are too long. Humph.

    • J.W.

      I have no idea who he is…but he looks like those recovering drug addicts that stand on street corners hustling newspapers…and her dress is one of the cheapest-looking dresses I’ve ever seen.

    • Garcia Loca

      Poor Rosie. She wants to be a movie star, but still dresses true to her lingerie model roots.

    • evave2

      I think the print looks like Aubrey Beardslee. I like it.

      I was wondering if they were still hanging out together. Isn’t this like 3 or more years now? Let’s hear it for longevity.

      He looks better than the shots of the whole group from last weekend.

    • Coco Chanel

      I would like to teach him the word iron and her the phrase “classy not trashy”

    • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

      Love his collar pin. I fail to understand the whole “negligee as outerwear” thing, especially when as poorly executed as this example.

    • MM4321

      I know she’s gorgeous but I’m always distracted by her left eye that looks like it’s trying to escape her face.

    • quiltrx

      I think Jason may be drunk.
      And dear Rocker Pixie Jesus, SAVE US from that whore-y dress! I can’t stand her anyway, but she could at least try to look classy next to him.
      It’s a shame, I rather like the print of the actual fabric that is involved.
      ETA: I still say they have ZERO chemistry.

    • Tee

      I’d feel weird if my dad held me like that. Oh wait, that’s not her dad . . .

    • Henry Maler

      Their red carpet demeanor has always seemed really strange to me. It always looks like they’re standing as far apart as they can while still touching.

      Regardless, his suit’s pretty boring and if she can’t make a dress work it’s just an ugly dress.

    • http://www.bertkeeter.com Bert Keeter

      Well she is just damn breathtaking! Dress OK….but WOW…..what a face and figure!

    • demidaemon

      These two look duller than a pair of dead fireflies. And her dress is slutty and tacky.

    • PinkyK

      He needs to shave his whole head and she looks like Morticia and Elvira’s sister.

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

      It’s his movie, I feel like she should have toned it down a bit. On the other hand, what would she bring to the deal if she didn’t wear lingerie in public?

    • camillegal

      this is going to be the next item in UsWeekly or Cosmo’s body language analyzer feature. they are so not into each other or the premiere or the clothes.

    • SandiK

      When I saw this nightie on the bargain counter at Target it didn’t have that dead fur caught on the raveled nylon edges. She consistently looks like a hooker disappointed with the size of her tip – and an added feature in these shots is her partner looks pissed off that he had to leaved one.

    • DuBey2

      She looks like she’s been taking “Classy” lessons from a Kardashian

      • Dan_In_NYC

        I believe you meant Klassy.

    • OffToSeeHim

      Yawn.

    • fromanotherplanet

      Remember when Rosie used to shut down the red carpet? TLO’s posts on her were epic during that period. How time flies.

    • LibKat

      Dear God, Rosie, what happened to you?
      Oh, it’s hanging onto your waist.

    • julnyes

      His brow is slowly eating his eyeballs.

    • Don Hackett

      she looks like she’s modeling solo for vogue, and he looks like some random old guy copping a feel.
      …..sleah in norcal

    • e jerry powell

      Questionable gown aside, in reality Rosie is an inch shorter than Jason…

    • ktr33

      How the House of Pucci has fallen. You stopped me at “lace inserts.”

    • torajima

      Jesus, that is one tacky dress. Perfect for that movie, though.