There was a moment, prior to Aubrey going out the door to this event, when a Bitchy Gay would have been a very helpful thing to have in the room.
Aubrey Plaza attends the premiere of “About Alex” in Los Angeles, California in a Peter Pilotto dress paired with a Nancy Gonzalez clutch, Jimmy Choo purple snakeskin pointed pumps, and Dana Rebecca Designs jewelry.
Because it seems to us a Bitchy Gay would say something like:
“Okay, the skirt’s COMPLETELY fucked up, but we like the top half. But darling, you simply must eradicate the idea that purple accessories are what’s called for here. That is how clowns accessorize, sweetie. You’re a lady. Let’s get you some basic black pieces, since there’s so much going on with the dress. But first, go in the bathroom and wipe that shit off your eyes, mkay? We are not doing purple face tonight.”
At least that’s what we hear. We wouldn’t know.
[Photo Credit: Getty Images, IMAXTree]
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