2014 Teen Choice Awards Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on August 11, 2014

Let’s loudly and unfairly judge young people and make them cry! Are you ready?

WE SAID, “ARE YOU READY?!?”

Then let us commence.

Hailee Steinfeld in Elie Saab Resort 2015
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Dangerously high levels of twee! Bordering on “Marie Osmond Doll Collection” levels!

 

 

Nina Dobrev in Vionnet Resort 2015
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Backup dancer for Stacey Q!

 

 

Jordin Sparks in Simply Intricate Spring 2014
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Theme restaurant hostess! Yes, I WOULD like a drink served in a pineapple, thank you!

 

 

Bella Thorne in Johnny Wujek for Candie’s
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Stinker Bell!

 

 

Lucy Hale in Christian Dior
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Welcome to the Playboy Club. May I see your key?

 

 

Ian Somerhalder
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Gay levels of clothing tightness!

 

 

Ariana Grande in Georges Chakra  Couture Spring 2013
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Pedo-minimalism!

 

 

Cat Deeley in Alberta Ferretti Spring 2014
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Slowly and unexpectedly morphing into Phyllis Diller! Applied her makeup with a pillow!

 

 

Sarah Hyland in Marc Jacobs Resort 2015
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Kind of disco-fabulous, but a little boring and tonally off for the event!

 

 

Odeya Rush in Monique Lhuillier Resort 2015
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Congratulations, dear, but your Bat Mitzvah’s being held across the street!

 

 

Kellan Lutz in Timo Weiland Spring 2014
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Just happy to be here, thanks!

 

 

Victoria Justice in Rebecca Minkoff Resort 2015
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That dress should be worn by a potted fern!

 

 

 

Willow Shields in Emanuel Ungaro Resort 2015

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, HONEY. You are SO gonna get drunk some night in your thirties and laugh-cry over this.

 

 

Hillary Duff in Noir Sachin & Babi Spring 2014
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Trying WAY too hard!

 

 

Zendaya Coleman in Material Girl
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Barbie flight attendant!

 

 

Selena Gomez in Saint Laurent Spring 2014
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Wait. How did SHE wind up the chic one in this crowd? What does THAT tell you?

 

 

Chloë Moretz in Valentino Resort 2015
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If we were assholes and actually thought this was cute, we’d say “MATADORABLE!”

But we’re not (arguably) and we don’t, so we think she looks like a Russian version of Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver.

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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