ARE YOU VMA’D OUT YET, KITTENS?
Have you had enough of the vapid attention-seeking and almost total lack of taste? HAHA. US TOO. But before we move onto the Emmy pre-parties, let’s slam these leftovers one last time, shall we? Quick n’ dirty-style. Let’s all just shout out the first thing that comes into our heads, mkay?
Rita Ora in Donna Karan Atelier
She’s not like other moms! She’s a cool mom!
“My sister is about to be crowned Queen of the World. You think I’m putting any effort in tonight? Fuck you. And stop calling me ‘Pippa.’”
Kind of “Dracula’s Daughter,” which is appropriate, we suppose!
HATE TULIP SKIRTS! RAAAR!
Also: Them shoes ugly!
“Thank you for letting us board, Captain Picard! We’ll have the rest of the delegates beamed over so we can begin negotiations immediately!”
Boring! Top AND shoes do nothing for her!
“Hi, Whoopi? This is Lorde. Listen, I have to go to the VMAs so naturally, I thought of asking you for an outfit first…”
Serving up sparkly Earth Mama realness!
Honey, your boobs are making a break for it!
Ladies and Gentlemen, MISS BLANDTOINETTE TRYHARD!
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