2014 MTV Video Music Awards Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on August 25, 2014

ARE YOU VMA’D OUT YET, KITTENS?

Have you had enough of the vapid attention-seeking and almost total lack of taste? HAHA. US TOO. But before we move onto the Emmy pre-parties, let’s slam these leftovers one last time, shall we? Quick n’ dirty-style. Let’s all just shout out the first thing that comes into our heads, mkay?

Go.

 

Rita Ora in Donna Karan Atelier

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Lingerie!

 

 

Gwen Stefani in L.A.M.B
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She’s not like other moms! She’s a cool mom!

 

 

Solange Knowles in H&M Studio Collection
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“My sister is about to be crowned Queen of the World. You think I’m putting any effort in tonight? Fuck you. And stop calling me ‘Pippa.'”

 

 

Nina Dobrev in Zuhair Murad Resort 2015
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Kind of “Dracula’s Daughter,” which is appropriate, we suppose!

 

 

Julianne Hough in Emilio Pucci Fall 2014
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Vadge curtains!

 

 

Laverne Cox in Marc Bouwer Fall 2013
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LOVE THIS!

 

 

Taylor Schilling in Halston Heritage
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HATE TULIP SKIRTS! RAAAR!

Also: Them shoes ugly!

 

 

Uzo Aduba in Vintage
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“Thank you for letting us board, Captain Picard! We’ll have the rest of the delegates beamed over so we can begin negotiations immediately!”

 

 

Lucy Hale in Sachin + Babi Spring 2014 (top) and Zimmermann (skirt)
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Boring! Top AND shoes do nothing for her!

 

 

Victoria Justice in Alice + Olivia and (top) LUBLU Kira Plastinina (skirt)
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#yourskirtisfucked!

 

 

Katherine McNamara in Alice + Olivia
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Holland Roden in Milly
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TOTALLY INTERCHANGEABLE!

 

 

Lorde in Chanel Fall 2014
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“Hi, Whoopi? This is Lorde. Listen, I have to go to the VMAs so naturally, I thought of asking you for an outfit first…”

 
 

Kelly Rowland in Kaufmanfranco
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Serving up sparkly Earth Mama realness!

 

 

Demi Lovato in Lanvin
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Honey, your boobs are making a break for it!

 
 

Kesha in Johanna Johnson Spring 2014
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Ladies and Gentlemen, MISS BLANDTOINETTE TRYHARD!

 

 
 
 

[Photo Credit: David Gabber/PRPhotos.com, Getty Images]

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