Home stretch, y’all!
Very proud of her right leg; mysteriously embarrassed of her left eye.
Not a great color for her.
Points for going bold, but we’re not sure she can pull this color off and the hair just looks too sleek for the dress.
She kinda looks like a pile of lemon peels.
This dress just can’t make up it’s damn mind. And her hair’s a mess. Interesting color combo, though.
Her man Tadashi always does right by her.
It’s different (for the Emmys) and pretty. A little doll-like, but we can live with that in this sea of sameness.
Sorry, Kiernan. Not even you can pull off that waist thing.
YOU can make your very own RED CARPET DRESS! Here’s what you’ll need:
Some old patio furniture
Any old strip of shitty fabric
A hot glue gun
A parent or grownup to help you out.
On her way to the drag ball.
It’s a pretty and interesting dress, but the bustline is too low and too wide for her. And her makeup is ghostly.
We know it’s McQueen and all, but when you find yourself in front of a mirror asking “Does this bejeweled cleavage tree really work for me?” you should probably reach for something else on the rack.
Bridal as hell. We don’t know what she was thinking.
God, are we sick of looking at this tomato-red. This is all right for her, but she’s done better than this on the red carpet.
Too satiny, a little matronly, and the color does nothing for her. It’s like something Ethel Mertz would wear to a gala event.
From the Barbara Bush Sears Collection.
Pretty, if a little night-gowny. She’s pregs, so that probably felt appropriate to her.
Has every right in the world to look smug.
Oh, honey. The bodice is way too tight, the skirt is too big and too long, the hair and makeup are totally child pageant. Let’s go home and start over, mkay?
Pretty and slightly unusual, but it’s definitely lacking in the styling.
It’s cutting into her bust a little bit, which is a shame, because it looks pretty great otherwise. Don’t love the sleeve seams being so prominent, though.
In the village of Hollywood, suspected witches are forced to stand in the middle of a colony of fire ants.
It doesn’t photograph well at all, but this is probably the most polished we’ve ever seen her look. Sleek enough to avoid looking bridal.
BAM. It’s not reinventing the wheel, but it gets the job done for her.
TOTALLY bridal. How is that not obvious? At least avoid the white pumps, for God’s sake.
Yes, we get it. You’re pregnant. AND you have boobs.
Feh. We’re cranky now.
Suits her to a T, but it almost feels a little expected. She seems over the whole fame thing, but we were kind of hoping she’d show up wearing something totally cracktastic, like the old days. The best she could manage was that tatty-ass hairstyle.
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