Zoe Saldana in Louis Vuitton at the “Guardians of the Galaxy” LA Premiere

Posted on July 22, 2014

This isn’t something we ever pictured ourselves saying, but Zoe, sweetie…

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Your jockstrap’s come undone.

We’re not sure at which point this becomes “too much,” but we’re thinking the answer lies somewhere between the visible bra, jockstrap, and feathered shoes. Someone needed to pull back on the throttle.






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  • Noah

    This is the worst dress I’ve seen in a LONG time. And I think we can all agree we’ve seen a lot of bad dresses lately.

    • marlie

      I can’t even come up with the words to describe how ugly this dress and shoes are. It just hurts my feelings.

      • kmk05

        Her hair is even uglier, which is quite a feat.

        • marlie

          I actually like her hair. I think the retro vibe is pretty cool, and suits her.

          • kmk05

            It’s probably because it’s paired with the dress (which, annoyingly, I don’t find ultra ugly, so maybe something’s wrong with me). If she were wearing a more classic look she’d be killing it. But as is I feel the hair ages her significantly.

            Or I’m just grumpy.

          • marlie

            You don’t find this dress ultra ugly? Are you ok?? Maybe you should take an early lunch. 😉

          • kmk05

            It’s the remnants of lunch! Even my eyes are digesting 😀

            I think it’s actually that her posture makes the dress less ugly than it is, but the discordance between the hair and the dress (are they separates? She really should have paired that top with black cigarette pants) is what makes it awful.

          • Imasewsure

            I think the underlying dress is pretty… it’s the “extras” that buried this so far back in our burning retinas!!

          • demidaemon

            The hair is the one part of the look that I have no reason to change.

        • ShaoLinKitten

          If you look at the model’s hair, you will feel better about Zoe’s, I promise you.

      • I feel like crying over this, she is too pretty to dress so badly

    • random_poster

      Yep. Candidate for worst of 2014, for sure.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        this is definitely a candidate for the Top 15 worst looks of 2014.

      • L’Anne

        Where’s Nina when you need to hear this: “Its aesthetically not pleasing!”

    • Aurumgirl

      That’s an understatement.

  • snevhead

    Oh, love, no.

  • PinkySlinky

    ugh no…

  • Sweet Jeezus WHYYY? I can almost go with the top, but that skirt is an affront to clothing everywhere.

  • Coleen

    I don’t mean to be a belly bump watcher, but that dress was NOT the way to disguise anything she might want hidden.

    • gayle

      I am wondering if she is trying to hide anything or if this dress choice was to show the belly is there but not make it the main talking point?

    • Carly Clement

      I think she has so many elements to keep the attention off the bump, but either way people say a picture tells a 1000 words but that side on shot just says three; “baby on board”

    • Kate Andrews

      I saw a picture of her with a basic black slip-dress, and she looked preggers to me.

  • Ebto

    And the hair, while fine on its own for, say, a ladies’ lunch, doesn’t go with the outfit at all.

  • Jeremiah Capacillo

    Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

  • Angela_the_Librarian

    Remove the jock strap belt and it would probably be passable (not fantastic, but passable). On an unrelated note: I never noticed how much she looks like Christina Ricci until I saw the posters for this movie. I totally thought the woman with the green make-up was Christina Ricci.

  • RussellH88

    This is so ugly it’s offending my senses.

  • marlie

    From the neck up, she looks lovely. From the neck down… every single thing needs to be sent through a shredder.

    • I don’t know, that smile looks kind of stretched and forced.

  • ctopine

    I was thinking chastity belt, but the point is there. Good lord, no.

  • TinyDynamo

    Is the back of the skirt portion unzipped? Or does it have a weird fold? Wait, I don’t care. I hate everything about this outfit. Except her hair, which is fantastic.

  • FunButNutz

    I can’t believe something that hideous walked a runway……

    • marlie

      And Louis Vuitton, of all designers.

  • FunButNutz

    It looks like an IUD placement map for inexperienced OB-GYNs.

    • KateShouldBeWorking

      My uterus HATES you right now for mentioning such an atrocity. My brain, however, thinks you’re funny.

    • MartyBellerMask

      Yeah, my first thought was she was modeling the latest in birth control trends: The “Leather T”. Copper is so passe’.

    • FunButNutz

      Fun IUD fact: The concept of IUDs was based on nomadic camel herders in the Middle East sticking small stones into their camel’s ladyparts to prevent pregnancy.

      • DuBey2

        Is that what led to the term: Cameltoe?

    • EveEve

      Remember those old tampax pad belts? The ones women had to use before the peel-off adhesive strips were invented to keep the pads in place? The ones that used to feel this huge and noticable? Yeah, well apparently she doesn’t remember them, otherwise she’d never have agreed to strap that thing on.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Yes, I remember those belts-ugly, and they didn’t stay in place. The bane of women’s existence

    • smayper

      PERFECT. I nominate you for best TLo comment of the day — should go into the anthology, which I hope appears some day!
      “Best bitchiness of the Bitter Kittens.” !

      • EveEve

        “Bitter Tears of Bitter Kittens” I will add that to my TLo publication wish list.

  • Kate Andrews


  • Jennifer Bober

    Did you ever think that a designer is sitting there, laughing their head off that someone wore something, because when they were coming up with it they were thinking, “let’s see how absolutely hideous I can make something and have someone wear it because of our name?”

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      As well as a fashion mag editor who looked at this fashion horror and screamed “Fabulous” because, you know, it’s Louis Vuitton. M. Vuitton, this might be the time to go back to designing overly expensive handbags and luggage-just a thought.

      • Kate Andrews

        Yeah. As far as I know, Vuitton is NOT known for clothes. This thing looks bad on the model too.

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          Vuitton is a fairly recent entrant into couture, I think. I know that it’s part of the business now for design houses to have their fingers in lots of pies, so to speak, i.e., fragrance, clothes, leather goods, but doing lots of things in a mediocre fashion isn’t smart, in my book.

    • DuBey2

      Well, of course I think this. Everytime I look at a Stella or a Dior from the last 2 years.

      • butterflysunita

        Or anything by Peter Pilotto.

  • KinoEye

    When a dress looks just as bad on the runway as it does in pictures, it’s time to burn that dress. And salt the earth. UGH.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      There could be a bizarro universe in which these clothes exist, but I don’t want to live there.

      • Kate Andrews

        It’s like Clockwork Orange for women.

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          Would that include a milk bar for women with (cough, ahem) anatomically correct lounging furniture for female patrons? Yes, my mind goes quickly to the gutter

          • KinoEye

            HA! My mind went even further into the gutter, because my first thought was of the location where the milk would be dispensed out of the anatomically correct milk dispensers. I’m great fun at parties.

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            Come on, sit here next to me, we’ll order something good from the bar and entertain ourselves and the crowd!

  • sienna elm

    Sweetie – you need to get a bra to match your skin tone; you need to peel that Biore strip off your skirt, and you absolutely have to shave your shoes!! and that’s when we start to talk about your outfit.

  • Janet B

    At least wear a pretty bra underneath that thing.

    • smayper

      You said it before I did — should have read all the way down.

  • Anna

    …and that is the sound of Drax the Destroyer blasting this dress away with his cosmic energy. Because that is the only option that should exist for this dress.

    • Grumpy Girl

      All praise Drax the Destroyer! This outfit NEEDS to be blasted away.

  • Grumpy Girl

    So ugly. My eyes are burning. I want to try to say something nice, but nope, there’s nothing there. Her hair and makeup is making her look older. I mean, if she were in her 40s or 50s I would say her head looks spectacular, but, not it reads too old for her now.

  • crash1212

    What’s the opposite of a WERQ? Cuz this is it.

    • Asleep at the wheel? Or my personal expression of tooth sucking followed by a sotto voce “Madre Santissima!’

    • Introspective

      a very clever BK years ago coined the phrase WREQ, which is apropos for this shittery.

      but she does look pretty in the pic where she’s turned around (and therefore you cant see the fugly jockstrap or bra)

      • DuBey2

        WREQ it is, then.

      • demidaemon

        You can still sort of see the bra, but it is not as in your face.

  • elemspbee

    this is just one ugly from top to bottom!

  • carnush

    Without the jockstrap (seriously?) and with a cute black (or white) top it would’ve been a sexy outfit. This is just bizarre.

  • Laura Abrahamsen

    The shape of the shoes is lovely; I am imagining them without feathers.

    • Constant Reader

      Me too. I liked them from a distance; up close they look like Silkie chicken feet.

    • sweetestsith

      I actually like the feathers… They’re silly, but I’m weirdly happy about that.

  • HeisenbergHattie

    This probably seemed like a good idea “on paper”. Where it should have stayed.

  • Speechless at the horror…really.

  • enchanted216

    Oh, but I LOVE the shoes! Jockstrap has to go! Lol!! 🙂

  • Jean Genetic

    Even the model can’t make that thing look good!

  • Frank_821

    Well I was right. Zoe is not wearing anything bland. I’ll give her kudos for going being a good sport and posing with gusto

    I don’t know one even begins to critique this

  • WendyD

    NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
    I’d have respected her more if she showed up in costume from the movie.

  • Alison – NYC Recessionista

    Take away the jockstrap stripe and change the white bra to a black, lacy one and that would vastly improve this train wreck.

  • It’s a costume!

  • Never really been a fan of Zoe’s style but damn, it’s been pretty shitty of late.

    • minnye

      Right? What happened to her mojo?!?

  • RescueMe23

    WTF. That is the only phrase that fits this look.

  • higgledypiggledy

    What’s with the Condi Rice hair? How does that go with this crazy dress? No hairdo could fix what’s wrong from the neck down, but the style mismatch is just bizarre. I do like those shoes, however. Must pick up a pair for my next RC appearance.

    • Loramir

      I was just about to say, Condoleeza Rice. If I’d only seen her profile in that last shot, I’d have absolutely guessed it ws Condi. Next time you want to do a biopic where you actually LOOK like the character, Zoe, there you go.

  • @Biting Panda

    Contender for Worst Dress of 2014.
    Sweet Jesus, this is ugly.

    • Kitten Mittons

      Aggressively so.

  • flamingoNW

    Wow, top to bottom ugly.

  • Leah Elzinga

    And once again we find ourselves at the “Describe it out loud” legislation that needs to be passed. Designer: “So I’ve got this idea for a pretty standard, lacey, shiny cocktail number BUT we can go all Fifth Element on it! We’ll add a stark white t-stripe straight down the middle!” Approval Board: “but won’t that look like an undone jockstrap?” Designer: “Yes, but…” Approval Board: “NO! No “but”! Design approval DENIED.”

    C’mon folks, let’s make this happen!
    ***Obviously this legislation continues not to be applied to Uncle Karl for whom normal rules have never applied.

  • boweryboy

    This dress makes me angry. That white belt thingy is the worst design element I’ve seen in a long time, and a visble bra under a sheer blouse will always read trashy and tacky – no matter how much it costs.

    Zoe, who did this to you?

  • Danielle

    Absolutely no words.

  • SewingSiren

    White bra and red panties with a see through dress.

    • marlie

      Thankfully, I think the red “panty” effect is the red carpet reflecting off of the sequins. If it’s not… I can’t even.

  • JulieK

    This is not anyone’s dress. I mean, if Zoe can’t work it, no one can.

  • Jaeda Laurez

    That is a whole bunch of awful. From the neck up, gorgeous. From the neck down, it’s like she rolled around in a Dollar Store crafts aisle.

  • Wink

    Cheese and crackers! This “look” has everything but the kitchen sink! But I do love her face and hair.

  • Cynica

    Oh Zoe, what has happened to you? FIRE your stylist. TODAY. That person hates your guts and is planning to do you harm.

  • kimmeister

    Face and jewelry are fine, that’s about it. I was thinking old-school sanitary napkin (the kind that used to attach to a belt) but that’s because I have no experience with jock straps.

    • SewingSiren

      And you kind of want to look away, because she doesn’t know. Like when someone wears a curler in their hair as a barrette, or uses FDS as perfume .

    • Karfest

      First thing that came to mind: why on earth would you put an old school sanitary pad belt over a dress? Some of us remember looping gigantic pads through those nasty belts—you youngsters should thank the lord for adhesive!

      • kimmeister

        I confess I’m not old enough to have ever used one, but I’ve read about them. Thanks, Judy Blume!

  • suzinrva

    Maxi Pad Belt? Ewwwwh.

  • SugarSnap108

    WOW. In the worst possible way.

    I can’t decide on the most disturbing element: The giant, external jock strap, or the shoes made from caterpillars?

  • mjude

    oh zoe, the look is just awful.

  • PastryGoddess

    my eyes! my eyes! OMG this is sooooooooooo bad

  • Sophie

    This is awful head to toe. I’m impressed. And it looks just as awful on the model, so how could she decide to wear THIS dress?

  • bassfemme

    Perhaps when designers come up with concepts, they will need a flat sketch, mood sketch and a 3D as-it’s-worn sketch. Although I think this would be a fail just on the flat sketch.

  • Lori

    Oh yeah, someone needed to pull back—all the way to a completely different outfit. From the neck down every bit of this is one terrible.

  • Everyone at Louis Vitton should be smacked upside the head for that catastrophe of a dress. And then smacked upside the head a second time, just to make sure this never happens again.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      I humbly volunteer to do the smacking.

    • Kathy

      And the line starts here with us BKs to do the smacking.

  • mdcoon127

    Horrible, just horrible – everything except her makeup and hair.

  • MartyBellerMask

    THE HELL???

  • fiddlecub

    She’s gone from potential icon to fashion victim rather quickly.

  • Uncle Spike

    Candidate for worst dressed of 2014?

  • J.W.

    Wow. It’s stunning, in the wrong way…and that white thing…why?…it reminds me of back in the ‘olden days’ (before tampons) when pads were held in place by a strap contraption.

    • boweryboy

      Now I can’t unsee that.

      • J.W.

        I’m sorry 🙂

    • another_laura

      I’m of a vintage that I remember those days and that’s EXACTLY what I thought.

      • J.W.

        They were awful…and this is, too!

  • V No Privacy

    I feel like she’s trying to distract from her obvious (speculating) pregnancy?

    • Peri7473

      obviously!! (to me at least)

  • MilaXX

    I cannot believe she looks this bad. Condolezza Rice hair, the all time fugliest of the fug outfit paired with even uglier furry shoes. Her makeup is fine , but everything else is so very worng.

    • mjude

      condolezza rice hair! LOL

    • Gatto Nero

      Condie Rice. Nailed it.

  • Gatto Nero

    And she looks so pleased.
    I’m embarrassed for her.

    • another_laura

      I can’t blame her for that, it’s part of her job that she looks pleased to be wearing whatever she’s wearing.

      • Gatto Nero

        I don’t blame her. I feel sorry for her.

  • IAmJ

    I’m afraid to say anything negative because the model might kick my ass.

  • smayper

    Back view (bra plus white belt) is the WORST. Bringing to mind those icky Kotex belts, as well as various hospitaly things. Also: if you are going to show your bra (always a bad idea IMO), could it at least be PRETTY? And not WHITE with these colors? (runs off mumbling to self)

    • conniemd

      Looks like she followed the model on that one – so I guess we can blame LV for it too.

  • MichelleRafter

    that’s got to go on someone’s list of worst dresses of 2014

  • bitchybitchybitchy

    Oh, Zoe, honey, no. It’s going to take some mental gymnastics to put this out of my mind. There’s way too much going on with this look, and the feathered shoes are the touch that sinks it.

  • Leslie Streeter

    I don’t understand what the vision was with this one, other than night vision goggles.

  • Imasewsure

    The dress would have been gorgeous with a black bra (lining was never going to be an option) and no fricking jock strap!! A WTF moment for sure but nice that we have another entry for our Worst Dressed list!!

  • another_laura

    Get rid of the visible jock strap and bra and it becomes just a tacky sloppy mess. There is no helping this sad mess of an ensemble. Burn it. I can totally imagine those shoes looking kicky with a simpler outfit.

  • Tracy_Flick

    It’s not a good sign when you actually do a scrolldown gasp of horror **after** you’ve seen the white-bra-under-black-lace-top.

  • Tee

    A front-facing whale tail skirt?????

  • susan6

    Wow. EVERYTHING is wrong here. The hair, the dress, the shoes….a rare miss for Zoe.

  • You say jock strap, I say chastity belt. Whatever you call it, it’s the now and future exemplar of HIDEOUS. Her stylists were sleeping off a hangover of epic proportions when they sent her out in this….this….failure.

  • Just going to say what I’ve been feeling for a LONG TIME. ZOE has ZERO style of her own! ZERO!

    • conniemd

      She hasn’t looked good since the early Uhura days.

  • GeoDiva

    Excuse Miss, but your fashion card has been revoked!

  • Dino Bonačić

    Like it from a Fashion-with-a-capital-F standpoint.

    From the standpoint of prettynes – NO. Just NO.

  • Courtney

    I didn’t realize, looking at the first picture, that the white thing was part of the dress. I thought it was one of those little modesty bars they use on TV to hide the naughty bits from the children.

  • KT

    HORRIFYING. Sooo overdone, vulgar, silly, and her head looks really dowdy. WTF? It’s like someone came up with the twisted idea to merge Nancy Reagan and Snookie into one look.

    This should be near the top of your “worst dressed” list at the end of the year.

  • Presumptuous Insect

    My eyes! My eyes!

  • Ann Erickson

    It all needs to be burned asap

  • Jacqueline Wessel

    Well, it definitely looks better from the back, but, yeah, this is too much.

  • evave2

    The jock strap looks like airplane landing lines to her hoo-ha.

    BUT I love the feathery shoes.

    • conniemd

      Even better than what I saw, I saw a giant T to mark the spot of her hoo-ha but airplane landing lines – yes.

  • oat327

    Neck up, Mary Richards. Neck down, words escape.

  • conniemd

    Jockstrap come undone works. I was thinking of it as a giant T in an “x marks the spot way” making sure we could find our way to the vagina.

  • alliekat9090

    That is a monstrosity.

  • Kathy

    Awful. As I’ve heard said down South, that not only ain’t right, it’s real wrong.

  • alyce1213

    Some dresses I just do not understand. Who thought that up?

  • gingerella

    It goes to show you can’t have any real friends in Hollywood, because if she did, they would have thrown a fire blanket over her and hustled her away from the cameras. What a shame.

  • DuBey2

    Is this a sign of what Nicholas G will be doing at the helm of Vuitton? I actually saw a few looks in the new Elle by him that I quite liked.

  • DuBey2

    I DO love those shoes. By themselves.

  • Mrs. O

    Dear Lord, please send special angels to help Zoe next time she needs to dress up.

  • formerlyAnon

    Sweet Jesus. Somebody decided they couldn’t save it, so they’d try to push it over the edge into so too-much-WTF that it became sublimely, ridiculously, good. Nope.

  • Kaonashi

    This even looks tacky on the model. A bad mishmash of fabrics all around.

  • E. D.

    If the bra and stripe were black, I’d be OK with this.

  • Tricia


  • rhymeswithorange

    What kind of fuckery is this?

  • Lisalady161

    Oh, my WHAT?

  • unbornfawn


  • cocohall

    I hope she is pregnant and can blame all this on baby hormones run amuck. Because this is crazy people clothing.

    • MilaXX

      I was wondering if she was pregnant or if it was just the shape of the weird dress.

    • Meg

      Oh, lady is most definitely pregnant.

  • Monabel

    While I agree with the chorus of rage at the “dress,” I think the shoes are kinda cute and funny.

  • aahlife

    If this wasn’t horrific enough, adding a red half slip defies any plausible reasoning.

    • Coolekat

      Omg just saw the red! Even more tragic.

    • actually, i think that’s the red carpet reflecting off the sequins. one can hope…

  • Lilithcat

    If her goal is to be talked about, Mission Accomplished!

  • CT14


    I hate her hair, too.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    Well, that certainly sets a standard for hideous, doesn’t it? Either the bra or the “I just walked through a chicken farm with sticky shoes” thing happening on her feet is plenty of “too much” by itself. But the jock strap… That’s just SO MUCH “too much” all by itself.

  • PinkyK

    The skirt could be great if teamed up with some toned down pieces….

  • Gerry Coleman

    Nobody’s gonna quote The Orange One on this? Space hooker? No?

    • demidaemon

      Going by the jockstrap, this may be hermaphrodite space hooker.

  • stubbornthoughts


  • Mr. J.

    Q: How many things can be wrong in one look?
    A: An infinite number.

  • suzq

    I got it! She joined forces with Jimmy Choo to make a political statement in support of IUDs. In honor of the Supreme Court’s “Hobby Lobby” decision!

    • i knew that shape reminded me of something! from my personal experience, all i can say is OUCH.

  • Jarethee

    I wanted to say that if it wasn’t sheer and the white “Y” (Why the “Y”??!!) wasn’t there it would be lovely, but no, nothing can save this. She’s much too pretty for this unsavable monstrosity.

  • Mothra

    I think everyone hated being a part of this movie and wore clothes that reflected that misery as a silent protest.

  • Jacob Bowen

    Those are drag queen shoes…and iffy ones at that.

  • This is pure craziness

  • portlandmermaid

    Ruined by the white. Is that a garter belt? And those shoes, good lord!

  • GemFemme

    It looks like ugly, tasteless and stupid got together and birthed out a look.

  • demidaemon

    You know, if it weren’t for the jockstrap, this would almost be good. Line the top, lose that thing, and she might have had a winner here.

  • MGK

    HIDDY, nothing more to say.

  • PMC

    This is the definition of a fashion victim.

  • quiltrx

    YIKES. This may be a serious candidate for bottom 10 looks of the year.
    I was mesmerized by the horror of her visible “tit thing” (as my hubby’s boyhood friend famously called it…), then I got to her maxi-pad belt and I went hysterically blind for a few seconds.

    • I was going to just type “NO.” but then I looked down at your comment and I had to second the motion for bottom ten, as well as wholly endorse the rest of your comment as my exact experience.

      This is Gaby and I approve this message.

  • Personally, I make it a point to never wear shoes capable of molting.

  • Yikes again. x2. that is truly hideous.

  • Tilda Donner

    With all the hot as bleedin hell lingerie and underpinnings you could where under a sheer look she opts for a training bra from a closeout bin.

  • JynxTheCat

    “I’m still here!” “Please don;t forget me!” AKA “I’ll wear anything to make the news-feed” AKA “Lupita Schmupita (and sobs)”

  • livesarah

    Ugh burn it!

  • in a pickle

    That actually got me to spontaneously sputter, WTF??! On top of all the other problems, and there are nothing but problems with every single element not working with every single other element, you don’t rock that kind of look and then do you hair for an upscale PTA meeting. Just weird.

  • Definite frontrunner for worst look of the year.

  • Therese Bohn

    Zoe, I love ya, but oh dear… lose the belt, the shoes, wear a camisole…. no, it still won’t work.

  • Shawn EH

    That dress is an instant fug!

  • kerryev

    By the time I got to the feet I was cackling.

  • yllas

    They DID pair the most hideous model with the most hideous dress in the runway picture. You have to give them that. Why Zoe picked this horror is a puzzler. Couldn’t she have removed that hideous belt? It looks like she was swiped with white paint, or something. And a liner for the dress. That would have been quite all right. I’m still thinking about the shoes.

  • Clash D

    Sorry to be vulgar but that white belt-thing looks like a strap-on. Eww.

  • dschubba

    She looks like she survived a tar and glitter-bomb attack.