Zoe Saldana in Louis Vuitton at the “Guardians of the Galaxy” LA Premiere

Posted on July 22, 2014

This isn’t something we ever pictured ourselves saying, but Zoe, sweetie…

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Your jockstrap’s come undone.

We’re not sure at which point this becomes “too much,” but we’re thinking the answer lies somewhere between the visible bra, jockstrap, and feathered shoes. Someone needed to pull back on the throttle.

 

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, PacificCoastNews, IMAXTree]

    • Noah

      This is the worst dress I’ve seen in a LONG time. And I think we can all agree we’ve seen a lot of bad dresses lately.

      • marlie

        I can’t even come up with the words to describe how ugly this dress and shoes are. It just hurts my feelings.

        • kmk05

          Her hair is even uglier, which is quite a feat.

          • marlie

            I actually like her hair. I think the retro vibe is pretty cool, and suits her.

            • kmk05

              It’s probably because it’s paired with the dress (which, annoyingly, I don’t find ultra ugly, so maybe something’s wrong with me). If she were wearing a more classic look she’d be killing it. But as is I feel the hair ages her significantly.

              Or I’m just grumpy.

            • marlie

              You don’t find this dress ultra ugly? Are you ok?? Maybe you should take an early lunch. ;)

            • kmk05

              It’s the remnants of lunch! Even my eyes are digesting :D

              I think it’s actually that her posture makes the dress less ugly than it is, but the discordance between the hair and the dress (are they separates? She really should have paired that top with black cigarette pants) is what makes it awful.

            • Imasewsure

              I think the underlying dress is pretty… it’s the “extras” that buried this so far back in our burning retinas!!

            • demidaemon

              The hair is the one part of the look that I have no reason to change.

          • ShaoLinKitten

            If you look at the model’s hair, you will feel better about Zoe’s, I promise you.

        • http://screwitimfierce.wordpress.com/ FierceFierceFierce

          I feel like crying over this, she is too pretty to dress so badly

      • random_poster

        Yep. Candidate for worst of 2014, for sure.

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          this is definitely a candidate for the Top 15 worst looks of 2014.

        • L’Anne

          Where’s Nina when you need to hear this: “Its aesthetically not pleasing!”

      • Aurumgirl

        That’s an understatement.

    • snevhead

      Oh, love, no.

    • PinkySlinky

      ugh no…

    • http://Reneesance.etsy.com Reneesance

      Sweet Jeezus WHYYY? I can almost go with the top, but that skirt is an affront to clothing everywhere.

    • Coleen

      I don’t mean to be a belly bump watcher, but that dress was NOT the way to disguise anything she might want hidden.

      • gayle

        I am wondering if she is trying to hide anything or if this dress choice was to show the belly is there but not make it the main talking point?

      • Carly Clement

        I think she has so many elements to keep the attention off the bump, but either way people say a picture tells a 1000 words but that side on shot just says three; “baby on board”

      • Kate Andrews

        I saw a picture of her with a basic black slip-dress, and she looked preggers to me.

    • Ebto

      And the hair, while fine on its own for, say, a ladies’ lunch, doesn’t go with the outfit at all.

    • Jeremiah Capacillo

      Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

    • Angela_the_Librarian

      Remove the jock strap belt and it would probably be passable (not fantastic, but passable). On an unrelated note: I never noticed how much she looks like Christina Ricci until I saw the posters for this movie. I totally thought the woman with the green make-up was Christina Ricci.

    • RussellH88

      This is so ugly it’s offending my senses.

    • marlie

      From the neck up, she looks lovely. From the neck down… every single thing needs to be sent through a shredder.

      • http://redheadedwolf.wordpress.com/ Laura Renee

        I don’t know, that smile looks kind of stretched and forced.

    • ctopine

      I was thinking chastity belt, but the point is there. Good lord, no.

    • TinyDynamo

      Is the back of the skirt portion unzipped? Or does it have a weird fold? Wait, I don’t care. I hate everything about this outfit. Except her hair, which is fantastic.

    • FunButNutz

      I can’t believe something that hideous walked a runway……

      • marlie

        And Louis Vuitton, of all designers.

    • FunButNutz

      It looks like an IUD placement map for inexperienced OB-GYNs.

      • KateShouldBeWorking

        My uterus HATES you right now for mentioning such an atrocity. My brain, however, thinks you’re funny.

      • MartyBellerMask

        Yeah, my first thought was she was modeling the latest in birth control trends: The “Leather T”. Copper is so passe’.

      • FunButNutz

        Fun IUD fact: The concept of IUDs was based on nomadic camel herders in the Middle East sticking small stones into their camel’s ladyparts to prevent pregnancy.

        • DuBey2

          Is that what led to the term: Cameltoe?

      • EveEve

        Remember those old tampax pad belts? The ones women had to use before the peel-off adhesive strips were invented to keep the pads in place? The ones that used to feel this huge and noticable? Yeah, well apparently she doesn’t remember them, otherwise she’d never have agreed to strap that thing on.

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          Yes, I remember those belts-ugly, and they didn’t stay in place. The bane of women’s existence

      • smayper

        PERFECT. I nominate you for best TLo comment of the day — should go into the anthology, which I hope appears some day!
        “Best bitchiness of the Bitter Kittens.” !

        • EveEve

          “Bitter Tears of Bitter Kittens” I will add that to my TLo publication wish list.

    • Kate Andrews

      AGGGGHHH!!

    • Jennifer Bober

      Did you ever think that a designer is sitting there, laughing their head off that someone wore something, because when they were coming up with it they were thinking, “let’s see how absolutely hideous I can make something and have someone wear it because of our name?”

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        As well as a fashion mag editor who looked at this fashion horror and screamed “Fabulous” because, you know, it’s Louis Vuitton. M. Vuitton, this might be the time to go back to designing overly expensive handbags and luggage-just a thought.

        • Kate Andrews

          Yeah. As far as I know, Vuitton is NOT known for clothes. This thing looks bad on the model too.

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            Vuitton is a fairly recent entrant into couture, I think. I know that it’s part of the business now for design houses to have their fingers in lots of pies, so to speak, i.e., fragrance, clothes, leather goods, but doing lots of things in a mediocre fashion isn’t smart, in my book.

      • DuBey2

        Well, of course I think this. Everytime I look at a Stella or a Dior from the last 2 years.

        • butterflysunita

          Or anything by Peter Pilotto.

    • KinoEye

      When a dress looks just as bad on the runway as it does in pictures, it’s time to burn that dress. And salt the earth. UGH.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        There could be a bizarro universe in which these clothes exist, but I don’t want to live there.

        • Kate Andrews

          It’s like Clockwork Orange for women.

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            Would that include a milk bar for women with (cough, ahem) anatomically correct lounging furniture for female patrons? Yes, my mind goes quickly to the gutter

            • KinoEye

              HA! My mind went even further into the gutter, because my first thought was of the location where the milk would be dispensed out of the anatomically correct milk dispensers. I’m great fun at parties.

            • bitchybitchybitchy

              Come on, sit here next to me, we’ll order something good from the bar and entertain ourselves and the crowd!

    • sienna elm

      Sweetie – you need to get a bra to match your skin tone; you need to peel that Biore strip off your skirt, and you absolutely have to shave your shoes!! and that’s when we start to talk about your outfit.

    • Janet B

      Hideous.
      At least wear a pretty bra underneath that thing.

      • smayper

        You said it before I did — should have read all the way down.

    • Anna

      …and that is the sound of Drax the Destroyer blasting this dress away with his cosmic energy. Because that is the only option that should exist for this dress.

      • Grumpy Girl

        All praise Drax the Destroyer! This outfit NEEDS to be blasted away.

    • Grumpy Girl

      So ugly. My eyes are burning. I want to try to say something nice, but nope, there’s nothing there. Her hair and makeup is making her look older. I mean, if she were in her 40s or 50s I would say her head looks spectacular, but, not it reads too old for her now.

    • crash1212

      What’s the opposite of a WERQ? Cuz this is it.

      • http://www.chifleschips.com Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie

        Asleep at the wheel? Or my personal expression of tooth sucking followed by a sotto voce “Madre Santissima!’

      • Introspective

        a very clever BK years ago coined the phrase WREQ, which is apropos for this shittery.

        but she does look pretty in the pic where she’s turned around (and therefore you cant see the fugly jockstrap or bra)

        • DuBey2

          WREQ it is, then.

        • demidaemon

          You can still sort of see the bra, but it is not as in your face.

    • elemspbee

      this is just one ugly from top to bottom!

    • carnush

      Without the jockstrap (seriously?) and with a cute black (or white) top it would’ve been a sexy outfit. This is just bizarre.

    • Laura Abrahamsen

      The shape of the shoes is lovely; I am imagining them without feathers.

      • Constant Reader

        Me too. I liked them from a distance; up close they look like Silkie chicken feet.

      • sweetestsith

        I actually like the feathers… They’re silly, but I’m weirdly happy about that.

    • HeisenbergHattie

      This probably seemed like a good idea “on paper”. Where it should have stayed.

    • http://www.chifleschips.com Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie

      Speechless at the horror…really.

    • enchanted216

      Oh, but I LOVE the shoes! Jockstrap has to go! Lol!! :-)

    • Jean Genetic

      Even the model can’t make that thing look good!

    • Frank_821

      Well I was right. Zoe is not wearing anything bland. I’ll give her kudos for going being a good sport and posing with gusto

      I don’t know one even begins to critique this

    • WendyD

      NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
      I’d have respected her more if she showed up in costume from the movie.

    • Alison – NYC Recessionista

      Take away the jockstrap stripe and change the white bra to a black, lacy one and that would vastly improve this train wreck.

    • https://www.facebook.com/pages/Words-in-Design/158664667624412 Tejana

      It’s a costume!

    • http://heartprintandstyle.com/ Vivi N

      Never really been a fan of Zoe’s style but damn, it’s been pretty shitty of late.

      • minnye

        Right? What happened to her mojo?!?

    • RescueMe23

      WTF. That is the only phrase that fits this look.

    • higgledypiggledy

      What’s with the Condi Rice hair? How does that go with this crazy dress? No hairdo could fix what’s wrong from the neck down, but the style mismatch is just bizarre. I do like those shoes, however. Must pick up a pair for my next RC appearance.

      • Loramir

        I was just about to say, Condoleeza Rice. If I’d only seen her profile in that last shot, I’d have absolutely guessed it ws Condi. Next time you want to do a biopic where you actually LOOK like the character, Zoe, there you go.

    • @Biting Panda

      Contender for Worst Dress of 2014.
      Sweet Jesus, this is ugly.

      • Kitten Mittons

        Aggressively so.

    • flamingoNW

      Wow, top to bottom ugly.

    • Leah Elzinga

      And once again we find ourselves at the “Describe it out loud” legislation that needs to be passed. Designer: “So I’ve got this idea for a pretty standard, lacey, shiny cocktail number BUT we can go all Fifth Element on it! We’ll add a stark white t-stripe straight down the middle!” Approval Board: “but won’t that look like an undone jockstrap?” Designer: “Yes, but…” Approval Board: “NO! No “but”! Design approval DENIED.”

      C’mon folks, let’s make this happen!
      ***Obviously this legislation continues not to be applied to Uncle Karl for whom normal rules have never applied.

    • boweryboy

      This dress makes me angry. That white belt thingy is the worst design element I’ve seen in a long time, and a visble bra under a sheer blouse will always read trashy and tacky – no matter how much it costs.

      Zoe, who did this to you?

    • Danielle

      Absolutely no words.

    • SewingSiren

      White bra and red panties with a see through dress.

      • marlie

        Thankfully, I think the red “panty” effect is the red carpet reflecting off of the sequins. If it’s not… I can’t even.

    • JulieK

      This is not anyone’s dress. I mean, if Zoe can’t work it, no one can.

    • Jaeda Laurez

      That is a whole bunch of awful. From the neck up, gorgeous. From the neck down, it’s like she rolled around in a Dollar Store crafts aisle.

    • Wink

      Cheese and crackers! This “look” has everything but the kitchen sink! But I do love her face and hair.

    • Cynica

      Oh Zoe, what has happened to you? FIRE your stylist. TODAY. That person hates your guts and is planning to do you harm.

    • kimmeister

      Face and jewelry are fine, that’s about it. I was thinking old-school sanitary napkin (the kind that used to attach to a belt) but that’s because I have no experience with jock straps.

      • SewingSiren

        And you kind of want to look away, because she doesn’t know. Like when someone wears a curler in their hair as a barrette, or uses FDS as perfume .

      • Karfest

        First thing that came to mind: why on earth would you put an old school sanitary pad belt over a dress? Some of us remember looping gigantic pads through those nasty belts—you youngsters should thank the lord for adhesive!

        • kimmeister

          I confess I’m not old enough to have ever used one, but I’ve read about them. Thanks, Judy Blume!

    • suzinrva

      Maxi Pad Belt? Ewwwwh.

    • SugarSnap108

      WOW. In the worst possible way.

      I can’t decide on the most disturbing element: The giant, external jock strap, or the shoes made from caterpillars?

    • mjude

      oh zoe, the look is just awful.

    • PastryGoddess

      my eyes! my eyes! OMG this is sooooooooooo bad

    • Sophie

      This is awful head to toe. I’m impressed. And it looks just as awful on the model, so how could she decide to wear THIS dress?

    • bassfemme

      Perhaps when designers come up with concepts, they will need a flat sketch, mood sketch and a 3D as-it’s-worn sketch. Although I think this would be a fail just on the flat sketch.

    • Lori

      Oh yeah, someone needed to pull back—all the way to a completely different outfit. From the neck down every bit of this is one terrible.

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      Everyone at Louis Vitton should be smacked upside the head for that catastrophe of a dress. And then smacked upside the head a second time, just to make sure this never happens again.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        I humbly volunteer to do the smacking.

      • Kathy

        And the line starts here with us BKs to do the smacking.

    • mdcoon127

      Horrible, just horrible – everything except her makeup and hair.

    • MartyBellerMask

      THE HELL???

    • fiddlecub

      She’s gone from potential icon to fashion victim rather quickly.

    • Uncle Spike

      Candidate for worst dressed of 2014?

    • J.W.

      Wow. It’s stunning, in the wrong way…and that white thing…why?…it reminds me of back in the ‘olden days’ (before tampons) when pads were held in place by a strap contraption.

      • boweryboy

        Now I can’t unsee that.

        • J.W.

          I’m sorry :)

      • another_laura

        I’m of a vintage that I remember those days and that’s EXACTLY what I thought.

        • J.W.

          They were awful…and this is, too!

    • V No Privacy

      I feel like she’s trying to distract from her obvious (speculating) pregnancy?

      • Peri7473

        obviously!! (to me at least)

    • MilaXX

      I cannot believe she looks this bad. Condolezza Rice hair, the all time fugliest of the fug outfit paired with even uglier furry shoes. Her makeup is fine , but everything else is so very worng.

      • mjude

        condolezza rice hair! LOL

      • Gatto Nero

        Condie Rice. Nailed it.

    • Gatto Nero

      And she looks so pleased.
      I’m embarrassed for her.

      • another_laura

        I can’t blame her for that, it’s part of her job that she looks pleased to be wearing whatever she’s wearing.

        • Gatto Nero

          I don’t blame her. I feel sorry for her.

    • IAmJ

      I’m afraid to say anything negative because the model might kick my ass.

    • smayper

      Back view (bra plus white belt) is the WORST. Bringing to mind those icky Kotex belts, as well as various hospitaly things. Also: if you are going to show your bra (always a bad idea IMO), could it at least be PRETTY? And not WHITE with these colors? (runs off mumbling to self)

      • conniemd

        Looks like she followed the model on that one – so I guess we can blame LV for it too.

    • MichelleRafter

      that’s got to go on someone’s list of worst dresses of 2014

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Oh, Zoe, honey, no. It’s going to take some mental gymnastics to put this out of my mind. There’s way too much going on with this look, and the feathered shoes are the touch that sinks it.

    • Leslie Streeter

      I don’t understand what the vision was with this one, other than night vision goggles.

    • Imasewsure

      The dress would have been gorgeous with a black bra (lining was never going to be an option) and no fricking jock strap!! A WTF moment for sure but nice that we have another entry for our Worst Dressed list!!

    • another_laura

      Get rid of the visible jock strap and bra and it becomes just a tacky sloppy mess. There is no helping this sad mess of an ensemble. Burn it. I can totally imagine those shoes looking kicky with a simpler outfit.

    • Tracy_Flick

      It’s not a good sign when you actually do a scrolldown gasp of horror **after** you’ve seen the white-bra-under-black-lace-top.

    • Tee

      A front-facing whale tail skirt?????

    • susan6

      Wow. EVERYTHING is wrong here. The hair, the dress, the shoes….a rare miss for Zoe.

    • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

      You say jock strap, I say chastity belt. Whatever you call it, it’s the now and future exemplar of HIDEOUS. Her stylists were sleeping off a hangover of epic proportions when they sent her out in this….this….failure.

    • http://www.bertkeeter.com Bert Keeter

      Just going to say what I’ve been feeling for a LONG TIME. ZOE has ZERO style of her own! ZERO!

      • conniemd

        She hasn’t looked good since the early Uhura days.

        • http://www.bertkeeter.com Bert Keeter

          Can’t understand it…

    • GeoDiva

      Excuse Miss, but your fashion card has been revoked!

    • Dino Bonačić

      Like it from a Fashion-with-a-capital-F standpoint.

      From the standpoint of prettynes – NO. Just NO.

    • Courtney

      I didn’t realize, looking at the first picture, that the white thing was part of the dress. I thought it was one of those little modesty bars they use on TV to hide the naughty bits from the children.

    • KT

      HORRIFYING. Sooo overdone, vulgar, silly, and her head looks really dowdy. WTF? It’s like someone came up with the twisted idea to merge Nancy Reagan and Snookie into one look.

      This should be near the top of your “worst dressed” list at the end of the year.

    • Presumptuous Insect

      My eyes! My eyes!

    • Ann Erickson

      It all needs to be burned asap

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      Well, it definitely looks better from the back, but, yeah, this is too much.

    • evave2

      The jock strap looks like airplane landing lines to her hoo-ha.

      BUT I love the feathery shoes.

      • conniemd

        Even better than what I saw, I saw a giant T to mark the spot of her hoo-ha but airplane landing lines – yes.

    • oat327

      Neck up, Mary Richards. Neck down, words escape.

    • conniemd

      Jockstrap come undone works. I was thinking of it as a giant T in an “x marks the spot way” making sure we could find our way to the vagina.

    • alliekat9090

      That is a monstrosity.

    • Kathy

      Awful. As I’ve heard said down South, that not only ain’t right, it’s real wrong.

    • alyce1213

      Some dresses I just do not understand. Who thought that up?

    • gingerella

      It goes to show you can’t have any real friends in Hollywood, because if she did, they would have thrown a fire blanket over her and hustled her away from the cameras. What a shame.

    • DuBey2

      Is this a sign of what Nicholas G will be doing at the helm of Vuitton? I actually saw a few looks in the new Elle by him that I quite liked.

    • DuBey2

      I DO love those shoes. By themselves.

    • Mrs. O

      Dear Lord, please send special angels to help Zoe next time she needs to dress up.

    • formerlyAnon

      Sweet Jesus. Somebody decided they couldn’t save it, so they’d try to push it over the edge into so too-much-WTF that it became sublimely, ridiculously, good. Nope.

    • Kaonashi

      This even looks tacky on the model. A bad mishmash of fabrics all around.

    • E. D.

      If the bra and stripe were black, I’d be OK with this.

    • Tricia

      …….Wut.

    • rhymeswithorange

      What kind of fuckery is this?

    • Lisalady161

      Oh, my WHAT?

    • unbornfawn

      Awful.

    • cocohall

      I hope she is pregnant and can blame all this on baby hormones run amuck. Because this is crazy people clothing.

      • MilaXX

        I was wondering if she was pregnant or if it was just the shape of the weird dress.

      • Meg

        Oh, lady is most definitely pregnant.

    • Monabel

      While I agree with the chorus of rage at the “dress,” I think the shoes are kinda cute and funny.

    • aahlife

      If this wasn’t horrific enough, adding a red half slip defies any plausible reasoning.

      • Coolekat

        Omg just saw the red! Even more tragic.

      • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

        actually, i think that’s the red carpet reflecting off the sequins. one can hope…

    • Lilithcat

      If her goal is to be talked about, Mission Accomplished!

    • CT14

      YUCK.

      I hate her hair, too.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      Well, that certainly sets a standard for hideous, doesn’t it? Either the bra or the “I just walked through a chicken farm with sticky shoes” thing happening on her feet is plenty of “too much” by itself. But the jock strap… That’s just SO MUCH “too much” all by itself.

    • PinkyK

      The skirt could be great if teamed up with some toned down pieces….

    • Gerry Coleman

      Nobody’s gonna quote The Orange One on this? Space hooker? No?

      • demidaemon

        Going by the jockstrap, this may be hermaphrodite space hooker.

    • stubbornthoughts

      GOD. AWFUL.

    • Mr. J.

      Q: How many things can be wrong in one look?
      A: An infinite number.

    • suzq

      I got it! She joined forces with Jimmy Choo to make a political statement in support of IUDs. In honor of the Supreme Court’s “Hobby Lobby” decision!

      • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

        i knew that shape reminded me of something! from my personal experience, all i can say is OUCH.

    • Jarethee

      I wanted to say that if it wasn’t sheer and the white “Y” (Why the “Y”??!!) wasn’t there it would be lovely, but no, nothing can save this. She’s much too pretty for this unsavable monstrosity.

    • Mothra

      I think everyone hated being a part of this movie and wore clothes that reflected that misery as a silent protest.

    • Jacob Bowen

      Those are drag queen shoes…and iffy ones at that.

    • http://weirdinedgewise.blogspot.com ONEWEIRDWORD

      This is pure craziness

    • portlandmermaid

      Ruined by the white. Is that a garter belt? And those shoes, good lord!

    • GemFemme

      It looks like ugly, tasteless and stupid got together and birthed out a look.

    • demidaemon

      You know, if it weren’t for the jockstrap, this would almost be good. Line the top, lose that thing, and she might have had a winner here.

    • MGK

      HIDDY, nothing more to say.

    • PMC

      This is the definition of a fashion victim.

    • quiltrx

      YIKES. This may be a serious candidate for bottom 10 looks of the year.
      I was mesmerized by the horror of her visible “tit thing” (as my hubby’s boyhood friend famously called it…), then I got to her maxi-pad belt and I went hysterically blind for a few seconds.

      • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

        I was going to just type “NO.” but then I looked down at your comment and I had to second the motion for bottom ten, as well as wholly endorse the rest of your comment as my exact experience.

        This is Gaby and I approve this message.

    • http://www.readbarbara.com/ ReadBarbara

      Personally, I make it a point to never wear shoes capable of molting.

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      Yikes again. x2. that is truly hideous.

    • Tilda Donner

      With all the hot as bleedin hell lingerie and underpinnings you could where under a sheer look she opts for a training bra from a closeout bin.

    • JynxTheCat

      “I’m still here!” “Please don;t forget me!” AKA “I’ll wear anything to make the news-feed” AKA “Lupita Schmupita (and sobs)”

    • livesarah

      Ugh burn it!

    • in a pickle

      That actually got me to spontaneously sputter, WTF??! On top of all the other problems, and there are nothing but problems with every single element not working with every single other element, you don’t rock that kind of look and then do you hair for an upscale PTA meeting. Just weird.

    • https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Farmhouse-Store/95951940388 Bill Curtis

      Definite frontrunner for worst look of the year.

    • Therese Bohn

      Zoe, I love ya, but oh dear… lose the belt, the shoes, wear a camisole…. no, it still won’t work.

    • Shawn EH

      That dress is an instant fug!

    • kerryev

      By the time I got to the feet I was cackling.

    • yllas

      They DID pair the most hideous model with the most hideous dress in the runway picture. You have to give them that. Why Zoe picked this horror is a puzzler. Couldn’t she have removed that hideous belt? It looks like she was swiped with white paint, or something. And a liner for the dress. That would have been quite all right. I’m still thinking about the shoes.

    • Clash D

      Sorry to be vulgar but that white belt-thing looks like a strap-on. Eww.

    • dschubba

      She looks like she survived a tar and glitter-bomb attack.