We have four words for you, Zachary.
Shoot your cuffs, Pee Wee. Or is “Pee Wee” considered two words? Either way, the greater sin is the fact that this is all too small for you, Zach. You’re a big man. It’s okay to dress like one. In fact, it would be more beneficial to you to do so. But it’s the asymmetrical cuff action that’s really making us cranky. “Cuff on one side, watch on the other” drives T & Lo STRAIGHT UP THE WALL .
BECAUSE GOOD STYLE REQUIRES MILD OCD OKAY? SHUT UP. EVERYTHING YOU ARE WEARING IS TINY, BIG MAN.
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