Zachary Quinto at Bulgari Event in Paris

Posted on July 11, 2014

We have four words for you, Zachary.

Zachary-Quinto-Bulgari-Event-Paris-Fashion-Week-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Zachary Quinto at Bulgari cocktail event in Paris, France.

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Shoot your cuffs, Pee Wee. Or is “Pee Wee” considered two words? Either way, the greater sin is the fact that this is all too small for you, Zach. You’re a big man. It’s okay to dress like one. In fact, it would be more beneficial to you to do so. But it’s the asymmetrical cuff action that’s really making us cranky. “Cuff on one side, watch on the other” drives T & Lo STRAIGHT UP THE WALL .





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  • formerlyAnon

    Also, the resemblance to Ghostbusters-era Harold Ramis is disturbing.

    • Sarah

      Aw. RIP Egon.

    • Disturbing or AWESOME?

      • FuhUgh

        Awesome. Those glasses….. “I die.”

    • Elizabeth Szubert

      Disturbing in the way that they might one day do a reboot with him as Egon?

      • formerlyAnon

        Just disturbing in a cognitive dissonance kinda way. His body language is so different in motion.

    • kirkyo

      I think I could see this but choose not too.

  • decormaven

    Truly. Did he come through the car wash and the suit shrunk? Too bad, because if it were appropriately sized, this would be a great look.

  • 25or6to4

    Aww, his glasses are covering up those glorious eyebrows…

  • Latin Buddy

    Sorry TLo, he’s hot and sci-fi nerd. He can do no wrong.

    • Sarah

      Amen! I don’t even notice his clothing, I’m too busy being mesmerized by his sexiness.

  • carrie

    I thought they were going to be “Get in my pants.” But ok with the cuffs thing.

    • CelandineM

      Another good four words, “Take it off, NOW!”

    • Sarah

      “GET A BIGGER SUIT” was my guess.

      • Guest

        Yeah, I had “Go up a size.”

    • Erin Schubert Needham

      I thought the four words could be abbreviated as OMFG. Because that’s what I said when I got lost in the dreaminess.

  • DaveinAlamitosBeach

    I think this has to signal the end of the too tiny suit. I mean it looks ridiculous. Everything is too tight and too short. Time to relax a bit fashion world.

  • jilly_d

    That cuff is eye-twitch-inducing. His head looks really cute though, and I don’t normally find him all that attractive.

  • Monabel

    Only fair, most of the ladystars wear their clothes too small. Equal opportunity for fashion error.

  • bookish

    Yeah, I thought the four words were “go up a size.”

    • MoHub

      Me, too!

      • H2olovngrl

        Me three! ☺

    • I thought it was “your suit’s too tight.”

    • Judy_S

      I thought it was mmm-mmmm-mmmmm-mmmmm but I was not looking at his cuffs.

  • Tracy_Flick

    This looks like what happens when my kids have grown a size, but Grandma has not yet sent us this year’s fancy outfits. All he needs is some dirt on the shoes and something gross on his face, and it’s pure 4-year-old.

    • Glam Dixie

      He probably has a bullfrog in his jacket pocket to scare the girls.

      • FrigidDiva

        Is that what they call it these days?

    • lundibleu

      And his glasses are a bit big so that he can grow into them.

  • MoHub

    I was thinking the four words were: “Go up a size.”

    • That or “Put on some socks”.

  • Thomas

    Also, I think he needs a tie or a different colored shirt because with the white shirt, it looks like it’s missing something. But maybe that’s because the jacket is too small and is pulling. Plus, I shouldn’t be able to see your ankle skin.

    • MaggieMae

      The ankle skin caught my eye and I’ll confess I like it, even as I know it is wrong to do so.

      • Thomas

        It’s actually in vogue right now, but I don’t like floodwaters. I think they look childish.

  • Alyssa

    My four words were “I like your pocketsquare”. I just love a snazzy pocketsquare. However, the cuff/watch discrepancy is twitch-inducing, and the clothes just look too tiny, like he grew overnight.

  • hughman

    I thought the four words were “Hay gurl, what’s shakin’?” but I am sequestered here in West Hollywood so I may be biased.

  • schadenfreudelicious

    I was thinking “it fit for prom”

  • conniemd

    Yeah, but I think he looks great from the neck up. I like the glasses.

    • WendyD

      The head is perfect. GOOOOOD HAIR.

  • Glam Dixie

    The glasses obscure his strong brow game, but yeah, go up a size, please, he looks like he’s holding his breath in that jacket to keep the button from popping off.

  • Denise Rambo

    I thought the four words were going to be “Your suit’s too small”.

  • Ashleigh

    I think from neck up is best in a LONG time. He’s so cute!! I don’t know how I feel about the Pee-Wee/too small argument…

  • Laura Livingston

    My four words “hire a better tailor”.

  • Danielle

    Here I was going “God Bless Those Glasses”.

  • Betsy

    Why do I like this look?! Is it some kind of Vulcan mind trick?!

  • Kathy

    He’s so gorgeous, but he does look like he’s being squeezed… and not by me, which is a pity.

  • marlie

    If the jacket were a smidge bigger, and he shot his cuffs, this would be such a winner of a look. The suit itself is lovely, and I like the pocket square.

  • mjude

    but he is so cute…

  • Mothra

    I was sure the 4 words would be “That suit’s too small”

    • boweryboy

      My 4 words were “Damn! You’re smoking hot.”

  • boweryboy

    Sheesh. This is horrible. Zach, come here and let me help you take off that suit right now. Also, I spent a few minutes trying to figure out what the MILD in front of the OCD stood for. My brain is slow today.

  • Imasewsure

    Too small but such a nice look overall anyway. Hold me closer Tiny Dapper!!

  • &theJets

    He still looks cute.

  • MilaXX

    I agree the suit is a size too small, but I really dig his nerd chic style.

  • WendyD

    He’s got hair I just want to run my hands through so badly. Part of my “please let me pet you” harem.

  • Chickadeep

    Except for his glasses. His glasses are not tiny. They are so UN-tiny they are obscuring his eyebrows, which as we know is a formidable task.

    Also, how much would I love it if he’d added a red bow tie to this ensemble? In for a penny, in for a pound.

  • Gee, and I thought the words would be, “Get a larger suit.” Or maybe, “No more eighties glasses.”

    • Shawn EH

      He’s the only star I know who wants the glasses to cover his eyebrows.

    • kimmeister

      I totally got “Bill Gates realness” out of those glasses.

  • demidaemon

    Despite this being not great (that white shirt is tragic), he’s still cute.

  • e jerry powell

    Why are too-small jackets such a thing this year? Even on the runways (D&G Spring 2015 comes to mind).

    Oh, and is the watch a Bulgari, at the very least?

    Those pants are making for some serious thigh gap action, though.

  • flamingoNW

    Lorenzo needs more pineapple cake

  • Yolanda

    I love the glasses (I want them) and his hair looks fabulous. But dude, that suit is so tight it’s cutting off his circulation.

  • StrandedFashionista

    Honestly, I’m loving everything from the neck up too much (even the old man glasses) to care about the suit. Besides it’ll end up on the bedroom floor later and who will care then?

  • tinyredlocks

    My 1st thought was “Please shoot your cuffs”. And I was right! Brilliant minds think alike… 🙂

  • Teresa Wyatt

    Lmao!!!!!! Y’all are on a roll today. Thank you for making me laugh until I cried.

  • evave2

    I can’t get around the way his eyes look in these glasses. Amazing they didn’t get one “starting to blink” shot. So I didn’t even look below his nose.

  • BlairBear

    He is such an interesting looking man. I could just stare for hours

  • ShaoLinKitten

    I thought the four word were going to be GO UP A SIZE.

  • AnneElliot

    On the plus side, his hair looks really nice, and I love the glasses. And I am applauding the five-o’clock shadow WITHOUT neckbeard, so there’s that.

  • largishbearishAtlish

    ‘get a new stylist’? ‘hire a new tailor’? ‘look in the mirror’ ‘studly but near miss’? ‘why aren’t the pants showing off everything like the bulging/tight jacket and sleeves’? ‘thank god you don’t shave those sexy/hairy arms’? ‘love the four o’clock shadow’? ‘whose is he dating?’

  • Renee

    New and chiming in late. 🙂

    I think he’s still sexy despite the Hand Me Down Suit.

  • siriuslover

    lol…”everything you are wearing is tiny, big man.” I’m dying here (stuck in a seminar). But that HAIR! My god, I want to run my hands through that hair.

  • julnyes

    If that jacket was one size larger I would be gagging in joy over this entire look. I am in love with his glasses!

  • ThaliaMenninger

    I thought the four words would be “Buy a bigger size.”

  • Michelle Lim

    he’s too handsome to wear such an ill-fitting suit. He needs some Saville Row tailoring stat.

  • Tami from Seattle

    “Pants too short” is only three words.

  • I was thinking, “Go Up A Size”.

  • fananafanafophalec

    I was thinking “loosen your suit, Glitterbrows”