Tay, we were on board with this whole sidewalk promenade thing in the beginning, even though you’re not very good at it. But it’s not fun anymore, hon. You’ve reached critical mass on the ridiculous scale.
When you walk out of the gym sporting a 5,000-dollar bag on your arm (limply) and are greeted by a swarm of onlookers who all know where and when you’ll be making this silly little walk, all pretense has gone out of it. You may as well just start pointing to the labels or holding them over your head as you walk by. Hell, go ahead and hire the wind machine and spotlight at this point.
Also? Your dress is pretty ugly. Sorry.
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