Selena Gomez in L’Agence at the 2014 Ischia Global Film and Music Festival

Posted on July 17, 2014

We honestly can’t decide what’s worse here.

Selena-Gomez-LAgence-Casadei-2014-Ischia-Filme-Music-Festival-Red-Carpet-Tom-LOrenzo-Site-TLO (1)Selena Gomez attends the 2014 Ischia Global Film & Music Festival in Ischia, Italy in a L’Agence dress paired with Casadei forest green suede and python cut-out pumps.

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Selena-Gomez-LAgence-Casadei-2014-Ischia-Filme-Music-Festival-Red-Carpet-Tom-LOrenzo-Site-TLO (3)L’Agence Drawcord Dress

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Is it the Vampira hair? The inexplicably and wholly unearned smug expression? The bodice of this dress, which could charitably be described as “Sack o’ boobs?” Or which could charitably be described a bodice at all? That this looks like something Liz Taylor wore in her later years when she felt like seducing the poolboy? The silly way she’s forcing that slit open as wide as possible? The dirtiness of that last question? The suede shoes paired with such a flimsy dress?

Let’s just call it all bad and be done with it, yes?

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: SGP/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, thedreslyn.com]

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