Verbatim initial reaction,with accompanying swift intake of air through the teeth (the universal signal of judgmental disapproval):
“Ooooooooh, girl, No.”
Jennifer Lopez attends the LULAC/NUVOtv Unity Luncheon in New York City in a Zuhair Murad couture dress with sheer floral embroidered top and pencil skirt paired with Bionda Castana ‘Daphne Bis’ pumps.
Bionda Castana ‘Daphne Bis’ Pump
She was onstage with Michelle Obama at this event, so presumably, this is J Lo’s version of … well, First Lady, actually. She’s trying to be conservative and appropriate. This is what we’d get if she married the President and lived in the White House. And the more we think about that, the more we fervently wished we lived on whatever parallel earth or alternate timeline where it’s happening.
But that doesn’t make this a great look. The sheer top is tacky and the shoes don’t really go with the outfit. Also: hip wings, which are a thing the world was not waiting for. Also-also: poodle ears hair.
Go home, Jenny. You’re drunk. Or you should be.
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